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owlbear1 commented on the blog post Bad Things
We’ll always have the archives.
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owlbear1 commented on the blog post Look What You Guys Did
Of course, if we were conservatives we could all now claim to be certified teachers.
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owlbear1 commented on the blog post They Call Me Quiet. But I’m A Riot.
Somebody better warn Jennifer Something that George Tierney jr. of Greenville, South Carolina is coming after her with a swollen Tort.
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owlbear1 commented on the blog post Arizona Sheriff Joe Sends Two Guys To Arrest Entire State Of Mexican Hawaii
Sherriff Joe must immediately send a Threats Unit to Fairy Land to discover the truth!!
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owlbear1 commented on the blog post Arizona Sheriff Joe Sends Two Guys To Arrest Entire State Of Mexican Hawaii
Easy mode has been verry, verry, good to Sheriff Joe.
“Threats Unit” is perhaps the most wonderful euphemism for Hired Goons I’ve ever heard.
..And what better way to tell federal corruption investigators to Fuck Off than using police officers to intimidate public officials from a completely different state.
Sheriff Joe Arpaio, the grand and glorious embodiment of white male privilege…
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owlbear1 commented on the blog post Internet Man Does Not Want To Be On The Google Anymore
…to raise high the roof beam Googleplex in an effort to elevate someone from obscurity to #1 for all the right reasons.
Oh young Padawan, the Internet wasn’t designed for that kind of activity. Sweet thought tho.
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owlbear1 commented on the blog post Angry Boo Radley Is Angry
George is certainly taking advantage of easy mode.
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owlbear1 commented on the blog post All Tomorrow’s Barties
It would appear the secret to trickle down economics is to suck a lot of Koch.
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owlbear1 commented on the blog post The Weather Is Here, I Wish I Was Dutiful
mrs TBogg needs amusing (wink wink nudge nudge – say no more).
“Pirates of Penzance” on repeat?
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owlbear1 commented on the blog post Jonah Goldberg and The Amazing Acme Twitter Machine
Yea Jonah, Republicans are the biggest twits on the internet.
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owlbear1 commented on the blog post Always Something There To Remind Me
I wish we could encase in glass that post and its first two comments.
Everybody clap!!
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owlbear1 commented on the blog post The Ladies Man
Ah Georgie, did the Little Lady make Boss Limbaugh cry uncle?
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owlbear1 commented on the blog post Dick Lugar Is A Horse’s Head In The Republican Bed
“…a purification exercise to enhance their influence over other Republican legislators”, intoned The Senator as his fingers lost their hold on the 6″ teeth lining the maw of the Great PACbeast and he disappeared down its gullet.
I think this could totally be a video game.
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owlbear1 commented on the blog post Parish The Thought
See the thing is Billy, even if every single one of the victims was a beautiful young girl it would still be Felony Sexual Assaults the Holy Roman Catholic Church has been conspiring to cover up for decades.
Ya know Billy, ya actually sound kinda bitter you weren’t one of the victims.
Where did the bad priest refuse to touch you, Billy?
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owlbear1 commented on the blog post John McCain Confesses That He Has Been Senile For Years
The Big Lie is relentless, eh McCain?
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owlbear1 commented on the blog post Supermoon Blogging
I’m actually not too clear on it….
May Day hasn’t turned out to be nearly the Beer and Barbecue seller everybody hoped.
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owlbear1 commented on the blog post Oedipus, Schmedipus
Oh pshaw! Nothing there GIMP can’t get clean up.
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owlbear1 commented on the blog post Oedipus, Schmedipus
I guess in a way, Ann has explained why so many conservative men act like such frustrated motherfuckers.
Go figure.
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owlbear1 commented on the blog post Oedipus, Schmedipus
Imagine being a heterosexual woman and feeling that you were supposed to attract a man by changing his diapers like mom used to do?
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owlbear1 commented on the blog post I Wish I Was Your Boyfriend
Some conservative journalists left satisfied with what they heard. At one point, Romney told attendees that the campaign intended to
work closely withbuy every square inch of advertising space available from now until November on their outlets and will even help conservative outlets writingabout Obama with opposition researchfeckless and factless screeds designed to frighten their readers into voting for Mitt, according to an attendee.Fucking reality…
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