To my knowledge, so is Deion Sanders…

We have a Smashburger next to a Great Cuts. Does that count?

Secessionist brownies are teh Jew of liberal culinism.

Of course, if it were Dr. President Reverend Ron Paul, Randy’s Rap would be more akin to “This is the first step to keeping small arms out of the hands of Benghazi.”

Jen Rubin is a dick

Giving her too much credit.

covered by the fur of 1,000 dead animals

That’s what that was? Having never seen a green weasel with tasered patterns or whatever the fuck…

I just thought their distortion fields were failing and their actual appearances were bleeding through.

I’ll take that action.

Ray “Ol’ The One That Got Away” Lewis mentioned as involved in a murder – 0.

Tebow Mentions
No Other Factors – 2
Tebow In Stands – 5
Player Tebows – 10
Tebow In Stands With Katherine Webb – Brent Musberger’s head goes splodey.

Well said.

Victoria Soto died protecting her kids, shielding them, no weapon, 27 years old? Braver, so much more everything, than any of the ‘men’ seeing that ad and then checking their gun rooms (the rooms with the mirrored ceilings and Toby Keith on a constant loop) to make sure their ‘cards’ are up to date.

ASSHOLE!!!

Asshole asshole asshole!

Just keep fuckin that corndog, assrocket, you sociopath, goddam monster! Jesus these fuckers are SICK!

I think I love you. So what am I ‘sposed to do now?

Also, too, does anyone else think that Teh Tebow Poster above is the sole reason Alabama was created, and now that that photo exists, should be razed and the earth salted?

You misunderestimation, Mr. Bogg, Timmy has a vital function, tuning the engine of the Jet:
Keeping the center’s snapping arm warm between possessions.

J’accuse!

Please, FSM, pleeeaassse, I need to see that concession speech…

I would feel sorry for the poolboy, maid, and gentleman’s gentleman, who would have to clean up for their princely $2.50/hr.

I aint’nt sure, I think it started out as mockery, about how us commies are not so hip on women not being able to make, you know, decisions and stuff. But he then leapt off the rails with buzzwords and whistles, ie tire iron, enforcers, and panjandrums (christ, what a snot – didn’t these people ever realize that for folks in the reality-based community, William F Buckley and his persistent vocabulary came off as much less than impressive and much more as what a dick).

He tried to reel it back in with Yale and $2B for the cure, ignoring that much of that $2B was raised from folks who make the Cause.

They’ve made it clear, however, that no matter how (or if) they reach it, their goal to is piss us off. Fuck ‘em.

Do I have to choose between Timothy 1:5 and Ben “She looked willing, dammit” Roethlesberger?

Okay, my dream scenario. James Harrison introduces himself to Tebaugh, repeatedly, in case Tim has some sort of social awkwardness and has trouble remembering names, like with his team’s uniform color. Biker Ben is arrested for violating the Mann Act at the stadium door. Steelers win 2 to 0, and then get spanked next week by Houston.

Profit!

I was born and raised catholic, and when recently married, we joined a Catholic Church, despite misgivings, mostly because it’s what you do, sense of community, made parents very happy, etc. Lasted about 9 months. The two primary reasons, among many other reasons, are Archbishop Nienstadt and the MN anti-gay marriage stuff (no links, too many to choose from, look it up, he is evil) and the bloodthirsty enthusiasm for Santorum coming from the pulpit (read that as you like). But, point being, have no illusions, under the radar, Santorum has institutional support wherever there is a catholic church.

Ughhh.

Tiger Woods? Ummm…

John, have you been doing your “Small. Far Away.” exercises?

For about 10 years, Woods was the finest golfer on the circuit, far and away. His skills turned to endorsements for golf products, you know, for people who liked golf. I do not recall seeing the “Tiger Woods How to Marry and be Totally Faithful to a Scandihoovian Babe” video at my local redbox.

Sarah Proud and Grifty can be distinguished from Woods in that she has no actual skills. Other than the +5 Wink of Starbursts. Her political career has been a rollercoaster of poor decisions and overreactions, vendettas and jihads, and sharing casserole recipes with Ethiopian witch-finders.

Twat.

PS. Mr. Bogg, sir:

Its not gay if I do it with that picture.

That came out bitter, his mom was a wonderful lady, although the morning reading of the Watchtower weirded me out some and I had to flee, left a business card.

“What miserable drones and traitors have I nourished and brought up in my household, who let their lord be treated with such shameful contempt by a low-born quarterback?”

@gunsbeforebutter – I am afraid to look. What in hell is the heel made of – tanned ectopic afterbirth?