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parsec commented on the blog post All Tomorrow’s Barties
Once the Atlantic set up a journalism award for Michael Kelly it was open season for the celebration of crackpot bloviators.
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parsec commented on the blog post Internet Man Does Not Want To Be On The Google Anymore
Our workplace first installed e-mail in 1994 and the IT guys warned us that anything we sent through it, security measures notwithstanding, might become available to anyone on the planet with a computer. What kind of nitwit expects confidentiality when he posts abuse on Twitter?
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parsec commented on the blog post Raped Straight
Looks like the cast of “Rot in Cleveland.”
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parsec commented on the blog post Welcome, Novice Minion Intern Trainee!
I believe that’s Novice Minion Intern Trainee, second class.
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parsec commented on the blog post Sink To The Bottom With You
And in tribute, a little night music from our student assistant:
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parsec commented on the blog post Where In The World Is Andrew Breitbart?
Kameraden, let us raise our voices in the Worst Vessel song:
His dudgeon high, his mind firmly closed
He staggered with unsteady step
Murdered by commie laughs
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parsec commented on the blog post Joseph Bast Is Kind Of A Big Pussy
I’m afraid it will.
And has.
You hero of women everywhere you.
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parsec commented on the blog post Abnegation Nation
Likely it means those methods are superior for making the abortions happen in other states — the ones that don’t harrass women seeking them.
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parsec commented on the blog post Somebody Got Slut All Over My CPAC
If these bluenoses would only prevail on their fellow mossbacks to allow for a broad-based middle class prosperity they’d find the sexual puritanism practically invents itself.
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parsec commented on the blog post Childrens Crusade & Food Truck Catering Service
Maybe he couldn’t stomach that line in the new Apostles’ Creed: “He descended into hell.”
Looks like the church is moving back from the spirit to the letter — which killeth.
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parsec commented on the blog post No One Ever Goes To Denny’s, You End Up Holding Court At Denny’s
I think this was the Jaycees version of the secessionist group Todd was into. Which might have been the actual Wasilla Chamber of Commerce.
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parsec commented on the blog post He’s Got The Saints And Apostles Backin’ Up From Behind.
Ah,the Romneys. From noblesse oblige to droit du seigneur in one generation. Can primae noctis be far behind?
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parsec commented on the blog post From Bangwagon To Bandwagon
Has he tried Chris Christie yet? I hear there’s a surprise involved.
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parsec commented on the blog post Mitt Romney’s Hype Man Excites Crowd With Blow Job Jokes
The only thing going down with him is a double order of pasta.
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parsec commented on the blog post There Will Be Teblood- Dream Steeler, I Believe You Can Get Me Through The Half
I’m in heaven. The circus gets to stay in town for another week!
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Any Dragon’s Lair references? At fifty cents a play I could never afford to learn how to get through more than the first few screens but once I saw a five-year-old going to town on it. He had to stand on a chair to reach the controls.
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parsec commented on the blog post 24 Hours Away From Being Ignored Again For Four Years
Are any of the candidates named Ivar “Jest Ye Not, Madame” Biggun?
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parsec commented on the blog post A Butthurt As Big As The Ritz
The gent on the balcony looks like the fellow in “Dr. Zhivago” who says, “I trust they’ll sing in tune AFTER the revolution!”
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parsec commented on the blog post The Discreet Charm Of The Opinionless Dreamdate Candidate
Not surprising. Last I checked the A. G. Edwards investment folks were still using “aged wards” in their URL.
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parsec commented on the blog post Pliers and hot pokers and cat o’ nine tails that sting, these are a few of my favorite things
The gentleman in the pointy black hood in the picture was a small town vice-mayor who was kidnapped by bounty hunters and delivered to American officials who paid them by the warm body.
But he wasn’t wearing a uniform!
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