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PeorgieTirebiter commented on the blog post Seasons Change And So Did I, You Need Not Wonder Why
Damn! That’ll teach me to go with the first civics class reference that pops into my head. wonder what they pay at big dead breitbart? I’m all about details and checking my work and shit.
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PeorgieTirebiter commented on the blog post Seasons Change And So Did I, You Need Not Wonder Why
As any young civics student knows, the gym teacher never gets the projector focused until after the May 8, 1776 title card comes up, but usually in time for the first number.
Congress:
John, you’re a bore; we’ve heard this before
Now for God’s sake, John, sit down!Adams:
Vote for independency!Congress:
Someone oughta open up a window!
No, no, no! Too many flies! Too many flies!
But it’s hot as hell in Philadelphia!
Someone oughta open up a window!
Can’t we compromise here?Sounds like summer to me.
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PeorgieTirebiter commented on the blog post It Must Be My Mirthday, Cuz Look At All The Presents I Got
I thought Sean Payton’s punishment was severe until I read about the Dutch Catholic Church castrating a kid for ratting out the parish priest. Looks like franchises have a range of conscience clauses to choose from.
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PeorgieTirebiter commented on the blog post Obligatory Tim Tebow Post
And God said, “this one’s for John” Elway may have Tebowed in thanks after getting that call.
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PeorgieTirebiter commented on the blog post Single Mom Waiting For Her Presidential Booty Call
I’m guessing Miss Bristol missed the clip of candidate Obama’s response to the reporter asking for a comment on debuting an unmarried pregnant teenager at the GOP Convention. Candidate Obama was exceedingly kind, even mentioning
that his own mother was still a teenager when he was born. So Bristol has already received her call of support. Of course, had the situation been reversed, I’m confident that candidate Palin would have displayed her legendary graciousness also, too.
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PeorgieTirebiter commented on the blog post Train In Vain: The Interning
Befriending Gordie Howe and writing snapshot? In the words of Mrs. Marcellus Wallace, “…Goddamn”
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PeorgieTirebiter commented on the blog post “#OWS Rape” Is The New Conservative Drinking Game
@JimHoft You tweeted rape twice?
JimHoft I like rape.Insufferable pukes. No wonder they object to empathy being considered a desirable quality in a judge..
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PeorgieTirebiter commented on the blog post Holding Their Manhoods Tweetly
Very funny. Will the remake be colorized?
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PeorgieTirebiter commented on the blog post Andrew Breitbart’s Big Death
Almost choked as in not be prepared for something quite so funny. And I was saddened by Davy Jones’s death. I have fond memories of jr. high school dances and watching The Monkees with my friends.
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PeorgieTirebiter commented on the blog post Andrew Breitbart’s Big Death
If I were convinced ” every life is sacred” Andrew Breitbart would be the exception thatroves the rule.
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PeorgieTirebiter commented on the blog post Joseph Bast Is Kind Of A Big Pussy
The Col. might suggest they check Arkell v. Pressdram. (1971) for his full reply.
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PeorgieTirebiter commented on the blog post Stuck In The Middle With You
And what about Mormons? Isn’t he opening the door to returning their favorite force multiplier? Polygamy was a powerful tool when it came to being fruitful and attracting and retaining the all important male demo.
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PeorgieTirebiter commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging
Younger dogs cam be really mean, so unless Wembley will actually be riding a bike, consider popping for a William Holden Drinking Helmet for Dogs. Even if his pals see him wearing it indoors, they won’t make the short-bus connection that would be pretty much inevitable if you made him wear a bike helmet.
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PeorgieTirebiter commented on the blog post They Shoot Warlords, Don’t They?
The very picture of restraint. No sense sweet talking ‘em TBogg, next time, just tell em.
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PeorgieTirebiter commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging – Updated
As with everyone else, our thoughts and prayers are with you all.
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PeorgieTirebiter commented on the blog post Conservatives Reach Out To Not-Very-Desirable Pedophile Demographic
Perfect.
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PeorgieTirebiter commented on the blog post The Mysterious Galaxy
If you liked Sirens of Titan, Venus on the Half-Shell by Kilgore Trout is a sure bet. BTW- K.V. authorized the author’s use of Kilgore Trout.
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PeorgieTirebiter commented on the blog post Heart Spark Dollar Sign
I’ll be praying for a Khomeini-like casket malfunction as John Ashcroft totally owns Candle in the Wind.
