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  • ploeg commented on the blog post A Dearth Of Drama, A Paucity Of Posts

    2012-12-06 05:54:24View | Delete

    This is not to say that blogging won’t continue, I just need to work out a new schedule, get my head back in the game and wait for someone to do or say something truly stupid on the internet and then I’ll be as right as rain.

    Also learn new positions that allow you to multitask.

  • ploeg commented on the blog post Responsibility Is For Suckers

    2012-10-16 05:57:35View | Delete

    …when people have finally grown weary of spitting on you on the street, you should be ignored until such time as your lifeless body is discovered one day in a sad one-bedroom apartment reeking of shame, failure, and cat pee.

    …or you get admitted to Augusta National, which is pretty much the same thing.

  • ploeg commented on the blog post Too Failed To Bail

    2012-09-20 19:17:32View | Delete

    It’s obviously to keep the talent from leaving.

  • ploeg commented on the blog post The Young And The Methless

    2012-07-25 19:23:34View | Delete

    Agreed. Bristol puts the P.U. in Pulitzer.

  • ploeg commented on the blog post I Was An Internet Badass

    2012-07-22 18:27:27View | Delete

    No, the outside of the Republican convention center is the free-speech zone. No guns allowed.
    Inside, you can have as many guns as you like!

  • ploeg commented on the blog post I Was An Internet Badass

    2012-07-22 18:26:41View | Delete

    Yeah, but we would have killed the terrorist a whole lot sooner. You want an omelet, you got to break a few eggs.

  • ploeg commented on the blog post Angry Boo Radley Is Angry

    2012-05-22 10:21:53View | Delete

    I don’t swing that way myself, but I guess that George was just compensating for lack of quality with increased volume.

  • ploeg commented on the blog post Angry Boo Radley Is Angry

    2012-05-22 07:26:32View | Delete

    Add a “ke” to the middle of that and stir.

  • ploeg commented on the blog post Angry Boo Radley Is Angry

    2012-05-22 04:21:07View | Delete

    Or George Tierney Jr. of Greenville South Carolina could be a performance artist. We’ll have to see how long it takes for him to consult an actual lawyer, since it’s pretty obvious he hasn’t seen a lawyer yet.

  • ploeg commented on the blog post Internet Man Does Not Want To Be On The Google Anymore

    2012-05-20 17:39:56View | Delete

    And what’s more, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

  • ploeg commented on the blog post Internet Man Does Not Want To Be On The Google Anymore

    2012-05-20 17:37:40View | Delete

    So how long will it take George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina to figure out that lawsuits in courts can possibly get George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina featured in actual newspapers, newsmagazines, TV news shows, etc. etc. etc. The over/under is three weeks.

    Granted those outlets aren’t going to publish his tweet verbatim (so that people don’t spit up their Froot Loops when they read/hear it in the morning), but said outlets generally have ways to give everybody enough of the flavor so that they wish that they had never heard of George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina. (And if people were really curious, there’s always Google.)

  • ploeg commented on the blog post I Wish I Was Your Boyfriend

    2012-05-03 05:22:05View | Delete

    Some conservative journalists left satisfied with what they heard. At one point, Romney told attendees that the campaign intended to work closely with their outlets and will even help conservative outlets writing about Obama with opposition research, according to an attendee.

    The word is that Obama never showed up for Texas Air National Guard duty….

  • ploeg commented on the blog post Single Mom Waiting For Her Presidential Booty Call

    2012-03-19 13:33:04View | Delete

    So did Bristol’s request for a phone call look something like this?

  • Iggles fan.

  • ploeg commented on the blog post There Will Be Teblood – The Unbearable-ing (updated)

    2011-12-11 17:21:48View | Delete

    And Elway wept. “Crap, we’re gonna have to keep him now, they’ll burn my house down otherwise.”

  • ploeg commented on the blog post There Will Be Teblood – The Unbearable-ing (updated)

    2011-12-11 17:15:54View | Delete

    And yea, verily, THE LORD sayeth, “I will smite The Barber, and make him my tool, to my greater glory and the glory of my Chosen One, whom I love, but not in that way.” Praise Jeebus!

  • ploeg commented on the blog post Is That Hillary Clinton’s Vince Foster Death Blueprint?

    2011-05-03 03:20:25View | Delete

    It’s an aerial photo of Donald Trump’s toupee.

  • ploeg commented on the blog post This Is Not The Tree You Should Be Barking Up

    2011-05-01 08:27:16View | Delete

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  • ploeg commented on the blog post Who Is Zombie John Galt?

    2011-04-30 10:47:17View | Delete

    Come on now. They went downmarket from Angelina Jolie and Charlize Theron, they can certainly go further downmarket from Taylor Schilling and Grant Bowler. For Part II, they cast Paul Johansson, his cousins Lester and Erma, and their extended family, and they cut the special effects budget and just do all the speeches, because that’s really what people pay their good money to see.

    And then for Part III, Paul Johansson can just run around the set for three hours with only body paint on.

  • ploeg commented on the blog post Sure It Tastes Like Shit, But The Portions Are Huge

    2011-04-21 06:28:05View | Delete

    Regarding Olive Garden, I plead incompetence, I’m from the midwest.

    But any critic who thinks it’s a funny prank to set up a lunch date at Olive Garden fully deserves to dine there for reals.

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