• puravida commented on the blog post All Apologies

    2012-05-25 11:13:35View | Delete
  • puravida commented on the blog post All Apologies

    2012-05-25 10:10:57View | Delete

    Heh, rehab’s for quitters.

  • puravida commented on the blog post All Apologies

    2012-05-25 09:34:08View | Delete

    Having been a keen observer of the whole sordid affair, I can’t believe it’s over. I mean, I really can’t believe it’s over. After the hatred and venom he spewed, the idea of a sincere and humble apology coming from George Tierney of Greenville, SC is, well, absurd.

    On the other hand, I really want it to be over. When George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, SC runs for Congress perhaps then we can vet him. I hear the Google machine is good for that.

    Besides, I understand Bristol has a new reality show and Levi is broke. Hilarity is sure to ensue.

  • puravida commented on the blog post They Call Me Quiet. But I’m A Riot.

    2012-05-22 19:51:55View | Delete

    Jen, maybe you can clear up a mystery for me…are thongs really as uncomfortable as they look?

  • puravida commented on the blog post Google Killed The Twitter-Twat Star

    2012-05-22 11:38:23View | Delete

    “EPU’d”

    Wow. Talk about the wayback machine…that goes back to Christy Hardin Smith days.

    Whom, by the way, I really miss.

  • puravida commented on the blog post Angry Boo Radley Is Angry

    2012-05-22 03:05:45View | Delete

    Wow, I wonder what George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville South Carolina is like when he’s uncivil.

    And please Tbogg, could you arrange for the Google to have more Shakira? Also too, Kate Upton. And bassets.

  • puravida commented on the blog post Jonah Goldberg and The Amazing Acme Twitter Machine

    2012-05-15 08:42:29View | Delete

    Hi Spence, welcome to Oldfogeyville! All your new technologies frighten and confuse me. I’m sorry, but I don’t understand the tiny people on this magic twitter internet machine.

    You know, I don’t know much about this new social media, but I DO know this! Twitter is great at helping Jonah find that ch*ld pornography he otherwise would have missed.

    (h/t to the great Phil Hartman, you are missed.)

  • puravida commented on the blog post Jonah Goldberg and The Amazing Acme Twitter Machine

    2012-05-14 18:45:12View | Delete

    Don’t clobber me, please, but isn’t twitter simply facebook for short attention spans?

  • puravida commented on the blog post Bristol Palin Will Explain Opposite Marriage To You

    2012-05-10 12:48:04View | Delete

    “…dictate some word shrapnel”

    Genius, pure fucking genius.

  • puravida commented on the blog post The Ladies Man

    2012-05-10 11:03:52View | Delete

    “Yes we do have a sense of humor.”

    Clearly.

  • puravida commented on the blog post Desperate But Not Serious

    2012-05-10 11:02:22View | Delete

    I’m sorry, Jonah who? I haven’t really been following…

  • You may be right. I suspect many dissertations are written, and accepted, simply as the price of admission into the “Piled High and Deep” club.

    But one might want to afford any of those young scholars the courtesy of reading their work before trashing it in a public forum.

  • You know, even though I haven’t seen it, I just know that “Think Like a Man” sucks because blah…

  • puravida commented on the blog post The Ladies Man

    2012-05-09 05:41:20View | Delete

    Jeez, you libtards, no sense of humor. George is *obviously* joking.

  • puravida commented on the blog post Fake Newspaper Faked Out By Faker News Source

    2012-05-08 18:15:16View | Delete

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, uh Dave, sources usually confirm or deny..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh shit, sorry, I can’t stop, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

  • puravida commented on the blog post Oedipus, Schmedipus

    2012-05-04 06:49:40View | Delete

    “Don’t you think Genevieve resembles Obama’s mother, who was white?”

    Wha?!? An entire post predicated on the similarity of the girlfriend and Mom because of their skin color?

    I get the feeling that the wingnuts are simply casting about for any line of attack in the months leading up to November. They know their guy’s got nuthin’ so Obama’s gonna be subjected to Annie and her fellow minor leaguers throwing shit on the wall hoping something sticks.

  • puravida commented on the blog post The Negroes Took Our Dates!

    2012-05-03 03:37:13View | Delete

    That entire album (WAR’s only one) is a classic. “Ballad of Spider John” is absolutely gorgeous and “Muskrat Candlelight” is performed with equal amounts of sweetness and humor, not sappy and cloying at all. Ramsey is one of those rare artists that told the record industry to go fuck itself. He now lives in Loveland, CO (last I read) and continues to perform.

  • puravida commented on the blog post The Negroes Took Our Dates!

    2012-05-02 13:42:15View | Delete

    I saw Dan Wilson perform solo a couple years ago and hilariously introduced “Closing Time” by saying it was about the birth of his child.

    I love that song.

  • puravida commented on the blog post The Negroes Took Our Dates!

    2012-05-02 13:07:39View | Delete

    Aggghhhh! You’re right! We’re all disappointed and aggrieved. So, your work here is done. The Obots of Sadly, No await your wisdom.

  • puravida commented on the blog post Calvin Freiburger Does Not Care For Your Vagina Bowling Name

    2012-05-02 10:21:59View | Delete

    Wait! You mean it’s not Dorothy?!

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