-
quakerinabasement commented on the blog post Baby Please Don’t Go
Marcus does an awesome Benny Hill impersonation, doesn’t he?
-
quakerinabasement commented on the blog post Juicebox Jesus: The Forsakening
Tebow will land on his feet. I hear he already has an offer to join the Omaha Beef of the Arena Football League.
As a backup.
For $75 a game. For reals.
-
quakerinabasement commented on the blog post Fear And Fapping On Campaign Trail 2012
Maybe that red “power tie” will keep him safe.
-
quakerinabasement commented on the blog post Fear And Fapping On Campaign Trail 2012
Buh…buh…but Anthony Weiner!
-
quakerinabasement commented on the blog post Moron Labe
Yesterday afternoon, here in Denver–the town I share with Mr. Goldstein, several thousand stoners got together downtown to celebrate 420 and the recent statewide vote to legalize recreational marijuana.
Around 5 o’clock, somebody decided to exercise his constitutional right to bear arms in the pursuit of a resolution to a person grievance. Three people were injured and the perp made a clean getaway.
Me, I’m quite glad the assailant was able to make good on his escape from the scene. A bunch of self-deputized vigilantes wouldn’t have improved the outcome.
-
quakerinabasement commented on the blog post Moron Labe
Seriously, what could possibly go wrong
Well, let’s see. One of the volunteers could get injured or killed by the suspect. One of the volunteers could get injured or killed by the police. One of the police could get injured or killed by a volunteer. An uninvolved bystander could get injured or killed by a volunteer.
Any one of these four would likely end in a multimillion dollar legal judgment against the state. So Jeffie wants the state–not even HIS state–to roll the dice (betting taxpayer money) just so he can have a nice fap over “the militia”?
Freakin’ heroic.
-
quakerinabasement commented on the blog post Hey Look! Glenn Reynolds Is Being A Fucking Asshole Again
Yeah, Gabby! Stop bullying us by reminding us that you were shot in the head!
-
quakerinabasement commented on the blog post Quivering With An-ti-ci………pation
2:45 EDT, 4/15. Nothing yet.
-
quakerinabasement commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging
Wednesday in the kitchen with Wembley
Strummin’ on the old banjo?
-
quakerinabasement commented on the blog post Programming Note
The pair of unoccupied saddle oxfords must belong to the virgin because, duh! Saddle oxfords!
-
quakerinabasement commented on the blog post Grifting Towards Bethlehem
“Amidst the fragility…”
OK, you don’t need to go any farther than that. No way Palin said that unless somebody else wrote it down for her first.
-
quakerinabasement commented on the blog post Closing Time At Café Drone
Thanks for this post. I generally avoid the Twitter, but I’ll make an exception for The LEFT.
-
quakerinabasement commented on the blog post I’m Knobbled On The Cobbles Cos I Hobble When I Wobble
Nope. Can’t do it. Can NOT watch that all the way to the end.
-
quakerinabasement commented on the blog post Like A Hole In The Head
It’s the perfect gift for the guy (or gal!) who already owns a set of Truck Nutz.
-
quakerinabasement commented on the blog post But There Were Planes To Catch And Bills To Pay
You know, I want to be like him. Someday I’m gonna be like him.
-
quakerinabasement commented on the blog post Bill Kristol Now Double-Dog Daring Liberals To Be As Wrong As Him
Lordy, Mr. Lindsay! You got another chifferobe that needs bustin’?
-
quakerinabasement commented on the blog post Erick Erick Erick Erick Erick Erick Erickson’s Sad Viking Funeral
Also too: Ew.
-
quakerinabasement commented on the blog post Erick Erick Erick Erick Erick Erick Erickson’s Sad Viking Funeral
With apologies for ripping off Lily Tomlin, I worry that whoever thought of hiring Erick^2 may be thinking of hiring someone else.
-
quakerinabasement commented on the blog post Paul Ryan Is Your New Sarah Palin Now
No, Ryan is NOT the new Palin. Palin is uniquely messed up. Ryan will have to be messed up in his own way.
-
quakerinabasement commented on the blog post Five Finger Discount, Six Figure Pout
What’s up with the lazy black couple only pulling down $180K? Are they on welfare?
- Load More


