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Roket commented on the blog post Always Something There To Remind Me
Healey… told CNN “Starting Point” that “bullying is not something that [Romney's] ever knowingly engaged in”
Also too, “I don’t remember that incident,” Romney said, laughing…
Hardee har har. Memory is a fleeting thing, for a conservative.
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Roket commented on the blog post The Wal-Martian Chronicles
H. Lee Scott Jr is Solamere’s Saruman.
This is extremely good news for John McCain.
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Roket commented on the blog post I Want To Ride My Bicycle, I Want To Ride It Where I Like
But what if it’s a sign from God and He actually made the bike disappear? That would be awesome and makes for a more interesting story, also too.
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Roket commented on the blog post Barack Obama Has Got 99 Problems
Don’t make us dig up the living corpse of George W yous guys. Talk about boys clubs.
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Roket commented on the blog post Andrew Breitbart’s Children: The Dickening
If James Edward O’Keefe III doesn’t start acting like a real amurikan and start using his wang correctly, like God intended, there will never be a James Edward O’Keefe IV. Bless his perverted heart.
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Roket commented on the blog post Easy Komen, Easy Goen
All I can see is name change for the cure in their future.
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Roket commented on the blog post Zombie Breitbart Wept
Vetting? I don’t think that word means what they think it does. Schmucks.
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Roket commented on the blog post Eric Holder Wants To Pop A Cap In Freedom’s Ass
Ya damn kids. Get off my intertube nets.
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Roket commented on the blog post The Entire Internet Hates Brooks Bayne’s Guts
After reviewing the twitter banging link with great care (and after applying brain bleach in copious amounts) I have taken the liberty of composing the following shorter Brooks Bayne (boy genius) which I feel captures the raw essence of geniusocity:
War. waiting. seriously. waiting
Disclaimer: The words contained in the above shorter were arranged in no particular order.
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Roket commented on the blog post Virtual Manhood Is Better Than No Manhood At All
Oh dear. The famous(?) keyboard warrior has declared WAR. But all I hear is ‘This means WAR I tell you. WAR! WAR! WAR! Maaaawwwwwmmeeeeeee!!!!!
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Roket commented on the blog post The Free Wasteland Is A Mighty Mighty Land
The Palins need to update their family photo. Where’s Trip, ofTrack and the miracle baby whose parents were married around the middle of May 2011 yet were able to produce a child by early August 2011. These Evangelicals and their fetuses sure can perform miracles. rAmen.
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Roket commented on the blog post Mitt Romney’s Hobo Wife May Have To Live Out Of One Of Her Cadillacs Someday
This is good news for John McCain.
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Roket commented on the blog post Quivering With…Anticipation
So Brietbart was reincarnated in the form of a new website. This is good news for right-wing conservative keyboard warriors. No?
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Roket commented on the blog post Holding Their Manhoods Tweetly
He spoke fast because he thought fast. He changed topics quickly because he had six or seven plans in mind at any one time.
Back in the 80′s when I used to do mounds of cocaine, I too spoke fast and thought fast. I too changed topics quickly because I had 6 or 7 plans swirling around in my cocaine riddled mind. Does this make me Spartacus or is there a statute of limitations on such things?
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Roket commented on the blog post A Womb With A View
Perhaps a viewing of his original birth certificate is in order if only to verify his birth year. Sounds like a good job for McMegan McCardle.
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Roket commented on the blog post Hairstyles Of The Defiant & The Godless
Excuse me, but isn’t this the same thing as promoting Sharia Law?? Just sayin.
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Roket commented on the blog post How Success Ruined Karen Handel
The audience gasps as Karen plays her plausible deniability card. (Fade to black.) Stay tuned for our next episode of ‘As the Lie Blossoms’. Who knows what lurks in the hearts of ‘ladies agreements’.
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Roket commented on the blog post Triumph Of The Pill
It’s now official. The 23% have declared that 2% are the silent majority. Darn those pesky fractions.
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Roket commented on the blog post Little Pink Houses
But don’t forget. A vote for Newt is a vote for sending right-wingers to the moon. Also, too.
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