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rokets commented on the blog post Meet The New Paultard, Same As The Old Paultard
That’s odd. St Ronnie wasn’t afraid of the UN. Neither was ‘W’. My how the mighty have fallen.
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rokets commented on the blog post Adorable Muffinhead Explains Politics & Football To You
My personalized 2014SE indicator tells me that if you throw Christine O’Donnell off a bridge she’d float. This is only a test.
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rokets commented on the blog post A Whiter Shade Of Fail
The hills are alive. And color coded.
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rokets commented on the blog post Fear And Fapping On Campaign Trail 2012
Who is
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rokets commented on the blog post Are We There Yet? Are We There Yet? Are We There Yet?
Why are these people so afraid of having to condemn domestic terrorism if that turns out to be the case? Are they afraid that conservatism officially died on 4/15/13, or what?
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rokets commented on the blog post If You Like Pina Coladas, And Getting Droned In Cafés
Just wanted to point out that Ayn Rand Paul and Jimmy Stewart are not the same. Also too, always remember, IOKIYAR. Never forget. War, War, War.
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rokets commented on the blog post Andrew Breitbart Died And That Is Why We Have a Black President
Now that’s entertainment. Long live dead Breitbart.
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rokets commented on the blog post I’m Knobbled On The Cobbles Cos I Hobble When I Wobble
Wowser. I really think she’s turning Japanese or something. Also too, needs more cartwheels.
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rokets commented on the blog post Like A Hole In The Head
Excellent way to ban all guns. Turn in your gun and receive this free heavy coffee cup. It’s heavy and also bullet proof, too. Wards off every type of theif/communist/marxist/socialist/liberal/kenyan usurper..etc…etc…etc. Get yours today. Sorry only one per customer because, you know, they’re heavy.
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rokets commented on the blog post Strange Synchronicity Or Vast Left Wing Gun-grabbing Conspiracy?
Just wondering aloud but when may we expect these people to heed the words of Bobby Jindal and stop being stupid?? Is there like a deadline or something??
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rokets commented on the blog post The First Rule Of Slap Fight Is: ‘Not In The Face’
No slapping in the face, but you may slap me on my raw nekkid buttocks while yelling War, War, War!!!1!!!! though.
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rokets commented on the blog post Climb Aboard Little Wog, Sail Away With Me
Guess the seminars about voter suppression were for VIP’s only, wearing all those elitist gang signs like yellow stars, pink moons and green clovers. Sounds charming.
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rokets commented on the blog post The Least That We Can Do Is The Most That We Will Do
Bayonets are too up close and personal. We live in a civilized society where you kill your enemy from a distance and if necessary shoot in the head when they’re down instead of stabbing them to finish them off. Bigger ammo clips allow this new and civilized procedure.
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rokets commented on the blog post Conservatives Are All Now The President Of The Internet
The dang twits can’t tell the difference between a taint and a twat.
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rokets commented on the blog post Ann Romney Is Just Sitting Around, Listening To Adele And Crying All The Time Now
Poor Ann’s god has forsaken her. Woe to Ann. Mitt should lay prostrate before his lord. Which reminds me, you should also have your prostrate gland checked regularly, Mr Mitt.
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rokets commented on the blog post Sandra Fluke Is The Rosa Parks Of Vaginas
Stat. Someone give that man some pearls. I do believe he’s got the vapors.
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rokets commented on the blog post “You furnish the pictures and I’ll furnish the war.”
Never forget. Black Friday is in honor of those who gave their lives shopping till they dropped. Literally. [Shopping till you drop includes, but is not limited to; dropping dead Breitbart style, trampled to death, stabbed to death, and especially in FL, shot by a stand your ground shopper.] Bless their hearts.
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rokets commented on the blog post Jonah Goldberg Does Not Care For Your Souless, Albeit Accurate, Number Crunching
Thus spoke Zero.
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rokets commented on the blog post Because Frothy Jokes Are Timeless
Hopefully for Ricky tomorrow will be better tomorrow. Or the day after tomorrow tomorrow or something. Anyways, you can’t get fooled again.
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