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Burnsie commented on the blog post Asian Driver, No Survivor: An Inquiry
This will provide another opportunity for people who went to Harvard to, you know, bring it up in conversation.
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Burnsie commented on the blog post Fear And Fapping On Campaign Trail 2012
Not okay: Blackmailing a women to send you photos of her t*ts and c*nt
Okay: Blackmailing a woman to provide a digital sonogram image of the inside of her vagina
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Burnsie commented on the blog post One Thing Leads To Another, I Know
OMIGOD I can’t believe you didn’t say “terror”. Why won’t you people use the word “terror”?
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Burnsie commented on the blog post Are We There Yet? Are We There Yet? Are We There Yet?
He wants to write a column, but there’s no information on the topic. So why not write a column about how there’s nothing to write! Brilliant!
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Burnsie commented on the blog post It Takes An Idiot To Raze A Village Budget
That photo. That’s one small misstep with a Big Gulp cup for Sarah Palin … One giant gift of mirth that keeps on giving for mankind.
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Burnsie commented on the blog post Yeah, That Guy
I’ll have what he’s having … if you know what I mean.
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Burnsie commented on the blog post I Got 99 Problems But Being Rich Ain’t One
Okay, so she’s completely run out of ideas for her blog. Is that a crime?
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Burnsie commented on the blog post Closing Time At Café Drone
Taco Bell fans erupted on social media Wednesday when they couldn’t find the much-anticipated new Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos.
Okay but they did have their new Carne de Caballo Taco when I stopped by …
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Burnsie commented on the blog post The Groom Is Still Waiting At The Altar
… drop their kids off for the night some night, invite some single men and women
Watch out for unintended consequences. If you invite the single men and women over on the same evening that those small kids get dropped off, you may end up convincing the single guys to get vasectomies.
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Burnsie commented on the blog post We Can’t Go On Together With Suspicious Minds
I heard a gun nut on NPR complaining about the inconvenience of waiting for background checks, what with slow internet and so forth. His argument was, basically, “Imagine if you ran a grocery store and you had to wait for the background check before you could give the customer his groceries. How would you ever stay in business!” It’s kinda hard to argue with that logic.
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Burnsie commented on the blog post First They Came For The Cheese And I Said Nothing, For I Was Lactose Intolerant
Listeria monocytogenes during pregnancy is nature’s way of doing abortion. Takes the government out of the loop.
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Burnsie commented on the blog post Maggie, I Wish I’d Never Seen Your Face
In her case it’s a little too easy to jump to that conclusion. A counterexample would be Ann Coulter, who is actually a pretty good lookin’ dude.
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Burnsie commented on the blog post Maggie, I Wish I’d Never Seen Your Face
The morning sun when it’s in your face really shows your age
But that don’t worry me none in my eyes you’re everything -
Burnsie commented on the blog post McMegan McArdle’s McSuicide McSquad
Don’t worry. In the weeks to follow she will deny that she said this. She was only, you know, speaking figuratively about the larger issue here, which is …
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Burnsie commented on the blog post Penis Not Included
Where can you buy a pair of ‘gun nutz’ that dangle off the stock of the rifle, like the pair you hang from the hitch of your F-150?
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Burnsie commented on the blog post Kvetch And Release
A smart politician can actually broaden his support by pissing on his base from time to time. Oh wait, no he can’t.
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Burnsie commented on the blog post Kvetch And Release
There is basically one reason that we don’t have Medicare-for-all as part of the health care plan, and it’s name is Joe Lieberman.
So, as they say on the Senate floor, “Go fuck yourself.”
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Burnsie commented on the blog post Steven Crowder’s Face Is The New Kenneth Gladney
…publicly announced that he had finally fucked a real live woman
Ewwww. Like Ross Douthat and Kenneth Starr. Why is it always such a fine line between social conservative and pornographer?
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Burnsie commented on the blog post It’s A Dead Man’s Party, Who Could Ask For More
“It’s going to be a long fight. It’ll probably take the rest of our lives – if not longer”,
said Matthew.
“I know, Matthew,” Andrew simply responded.
And Andrew ought to know about that!
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Burnsie commented on the blog post The Harmonic Convergence Of Derp
Okay, so now we know: In the wingnut welfare train, Breitbart news is the end of the line.
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