Today we are laughing at this f*ckwit. Tomorrow he will be running for Congress. See also Plumber, Joe the

Oh wait, found him!

http://www.facebook.com/christopher.lasseter

Good job, Private Investigator!

To use a cooking expression: Team Mitt is Folding In The Nuts.

Ha! Visions of another hilarious McMegan cake video.

Also too, ‘forward’ is an anagram for ‘or dwarf’.

As in, “Obama or dwarf!” Quite sinister really.

Once I reached Harvard, I told myself, I would never again have to endure the sneers of the high school jockocracy, the dismissive glances of the in crowd…. At Harvard I would be happy At Harvard I would be cool.

The mark of a true Harvard wanker is that he has to fit the word “Harvard” into as many sentences as possible.

Rosen’s comments about Ann Romney have “awoken” hard-workin’ stay-at-home grizzlymoms

Of course she was misquoted. In fact Fox News has corrected it to “have awakened”.

Okay, the only logical explanation here is that you were looking at the parody Daily Caller site, not the real one.

You know, like that parody of David Brooks that showed up in today’s NYT, where the so-called “David Brooks” opens by gushing over the awesome efficiency of US corporations:

The creative dynamism of American business is astounding and a little terrifying. Over the past five years, amid turmoil and uncertainty, American businesses have shed employees, becoming more efficient and more productive.

.. not to mention that he used a teleprompter! TELEPROMPTER!

Don’t need a full hour of Sarah Palin. Most tea party males will only watch for about seven minutes.

Conservativism never fails, it only is failed by conservatives.

That’s a fundamental truth. It should have a name.

Ingram interned for Governor Schwarzenegger … for the Victory 2006 program

Oh c’mon. 2006 was a long time ago. Most Republicans can’t even remember who was president then. Be nice.

Clarence Thomas wants to retire. You know he hates his job. But he told his wife he wasn’t going to quit until Anita Hill apologized for all those lies. So …

Lately I’ve seen a few pink-themed fundraising events advertised that somehow fail to mention the SGK name. Heck, I think even Philip Morris USA still uses its own name.

I’m waiting for the part where Fox News says this vacation is costing the US taxpayers $3.7 billion per week.

You know you can’t cheat an honest man. So I have passed Stranahan’s email address along to my esteemed correspondent of high personal ethics, Mr. Nogakembe of the Nigerian Finance Ministry.

I think you are onto something. Our university’s “Winter break” started on December 10, so really it was Fall Break. Our “spring break” starts in early March and therefore is more correctly Winter Break. Our “summer break” starts a whole month before the first day of summer! Our whole calendar is a lie and an outrage!

Revkin has been a tool on this issue. A few weeks ago he had a special “Can’t we all just get along?” piece, where readers on each side of the “climate debate” had to come up with nice things to say about the other side. I mean for God’s sake.

The conservative narrative, by contrast, argues that it’s more important to promote chastity, monogamy and fidelity than to worry about whether there’s a prophylactic in every bedroom drawer or bathroom cabinet.

And the conservatives who narrate this narrative include Newt Gingrich, Donald Trump, Sarah Palin and her brood, and … oh forget it.

… we must instead have a motion picture of them and of how people move in and out of various income groups over time

So true. I mean, at one point Mitt Romney was running Bain, and now he’s unemployed. And his father was a poor Mexican immigrant. So really there is no such thing as “rich” or “poor” anyway. Time to move on.

But seriously … So what if poor people have things like phones and plumbing that upper middle class conservatives have? If you show me something that the poor have, which the upper middles don’t – then I’ll be impressed.

Actually he seems to be comparing himself to Tiger Woods:

I don’t know if the unprecedented and unfair circumstances that she has had to deal with since 2008 have changed her, or if, like Tiger Woods, I was simply completely fooled by her from the beginning

although it’s hard to tell with that poor grammar. And speaking of sexualizing his relationship with Palin, there is also this cringe-inducing finish:

My wife warned me about her almost from the beginning of my Palin odyssey. She presciently told me, “once a beauty queen, always a beauty queen.” It now appears that she was right.

His wife laughed at his little Palin thingie.