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sjohntucson commented on the blog post Obligatory Tim Tebow Post
If a team (or at least its geographical location) and a player ever longed for the others sweaty, meathook arms, that team must be the Arizona Cardinals and Tebow. It’s match made in some focus-group running asshole’s private hell.
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sjohntucson commented on the blog post Death Of A Ladies Man
The world’s smallest kielbasa?
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sjohntucson commented on the blog post Ed & Laura & Bill & Andrea
If I may pick a nit or two, “Smart” is not a word I’d willingly apply to Ed. I see him more as an honest-to-God leftish answer to, well, pretty much every RW pundit there is. In other words, full of sound & fury, signifying nothing particularly intelligent. But maybe we need one of those, in addition to our genuinely smart liberals like Rachel and Lawrence.
Having said all that, I do think Ed’s heart is in the right place, and it really was a sincere apology of the type you’ll never hear from any winger, Fauxite, or teasucker. And “slut” is demonstrably the wrong word for Ingraham, who is clearly a “whore.” Not to disparage all the honest sex workers out there, God love ‘em. But Ingraham is demonstrably a person who performs acts of immorality, reckless bad taste, and questionable public health for whoever is willing to pony up the cash.
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sjohntucson commented on the blog post Ain’t To Proud To Beg
Donated $15 in honor of Beckham’s enormous bulge.
I think the abs were a little too developed for a Basset, though. Wait, what?
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sjohntucson commented on the blog post Stuff White People Like
Briefly delurking to mention that this thread (& supplementary material) inspired me to order As Falls Wichita So Falls Wichita Falls, which I haven’t heard since it was only available on vinyl & cassette. Thanks smoothjazz, and I hope right along witcha that Sarah runs in 2012! It’d be just like Republican Demolition Derby with Triple-Butter-Crunch ice cream while listening to Hendrix and having six orgasms when she makes her concession speech!
