There just has to be somewhere in the NFL that can use a guy whose forward passing style looks like a moose trying to fuck a refrigerator.
Clearly, it’s time for the NFL to consider an expansion team in Wasilla.
The dude in the blue sweater: where is his right arm?
And where is JR’s left arm?
Is there something going on under the table that we’re not seeing?
“They are heavy.”
Well, duh! With 13 rounds in the clip, what do you expect?
He said he has a cut on his forehead and also suffered a chipped tooth from the skirmish.
NOT ONLY THAT, but since the Union Thug was wearing a “Barak Power Ring” (one of those ‘gifts’), Crowder was left with the impression of a “B” on his face!
And THIS time it was the right way around, not a mirror image B!
(…3..2..1…think about it)
SnarkiChildOfLoki commented on the blog post Elizabeth Warren Is Already Selling Out The Hippies
Well, she’s already scared off Jim DeMint, so that’s a good start.
Any chance she could be nominated to the US Supreme Court while she’s a Senator?
SnarkiChildOfLoki commented on the blog post Matthew Boyle Needs A New Hobby And Are You Going To Eat The Rest Of Those Fries?
how could you possibly NOT run the Malkin cheerleader video with this post?
doesn’t it just scream out for a “hard wood”/”soft wood” comparison?
Are ya losin’ it, old man?
SnarkiChildOfLoki commented on the blog post It’s going to be a long couple months at “The Villages”
I, for one, welcome our new Atheist Alien overlords.
I, for one, look forward to seeing the 2016 GOP swearing fealty to The Overlard of Joisey.
“I know what its like to lose your home-I’ve forgotten where my fourth one is.”
“For Pete’s sake! I have people that have people that keep track of stuff like that! Or I could, if you could get good help in this country.”
“In 2008, Sarah Palin boasted that she stopped the ‘bridge to nowhere’. This year, Tim Pawlenty is running, with a track record of making bridges go…nowhere”
SnarkiChildOfLoki commented on the blog post Andrew Breitbart Is Dead. Andrew Breitb-Art Is Not.
Don’t believe the cover story about this picture being painted by some talentless hack.
The picture was found in Breitbart’s attic.. It started off looking exactly like Breitbart, way back in his younger days. They they both changed, but only one of them for the better.
Just like Dorian Grey, only backwards.
SnarkiChildOfLoki commented on the blog post Nobama Slam Poetry Hatefest & Disappointment Caucus Is In The House
Hey, answering the question:
Why would da Mittster be better?
Because he lies about ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING, so he’s probably really an atheist liberal Democrat, with a plan for socialist single-payer healthcare and rigorous Wall Street regulation.
If you don’t go with the above statement, then no, no reason to vote for Romney.
SnarkiChildOfLoki commented on the blog post Jonah Goldberg and The Amazing Acme Twitter Machine
They also actually believe that they’re “witty.”
To be accurate, they believe themselves to be “wits”. They’re half right.
Twitter: the natural medium for bird-brains.
Bwahahaha! Our conspiracy has cornered the market in tin foil, thus denying to the freaked-out wingnuts their only true defence against O-ray mind control.
Not that ‘aluminium’ stuff, that actually *amplifies* the O-rays, but true, pure TIN foil.
Once the wingnuts wake up to the threat it will be far too late, and they’ll be reduced to carrying the rainbow flags in Rmoney’s concession parade.
SnarkiChildOfLoki commented on the blog post Santorum Quits On America. Will We Ever Laugh Again?
It appears that Gettysburg will be the high-water mark of the Santorum surge, squirting up from the nether regions of the Deep South.
I really hate it when those GOP bastards don’t bother to flush…
SnarkiChildOfLoki commented on the blog post Seasons Change And So Did I, You Need Not Wonder Why
“Obama’s Symbionese ACORN Army was threatening the life of young blonde white princess Chelsea Clinton?”
What, did they carve a backwards “B” on her cheek? ’cause that’s like a blah-gang tagging or something.
SnarkiChildOfLoki commented on the diary post In praise of the universal surveillance state. No shame in our game. by Rex.
Rex: sounds like you’ve arrived at the same point David Brin did, with his “Transparent Society“, over a decade ago.
In a nutshell: the powerful are able to watch US, no matter how we object. The choice is whether WE can watch the powerful.
Wikileaks is a step in that direction.
If the ol’Professer is going to bitch about campus gun policies, he should just move his ass to Regency U or Liberty U.
I’m sure THEY allow CC on campus, don’t they? And Regency is well known for the “quality” of their lawyering, so Glenn will fit right in.
Dana Loesch? Wasn’t she the one that approved of pissing all over our dead enemies?
“hey, Breitbart. Have a fuckin’ great day”
SnarkiChildOfLoki commented on the blog post Joan Walsh Mocks Mormon’s Last Tag With Dead People Game
While Satanists prefer to fly under the radar, I’m sure they could get behind a practice like this.
Because St. Ronaldus Magnus certainly deserves posthumous binding to the Lord of Darkness, enfolded in his wings, and lovingly toasted in eternal flame.
As for Loesch, I just hope to outlive him, so that I can dig him up and shit in his mouth. Only problem is that I don’t like standing in really long lines.
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