Somehow I suspect more “God of Drooling on Fuzzy Blanket, While Posing for That Guy So He’ll Get Out the Treats Already”

Found guilty? Found guilty? Might I suggest to the erstwhile Zimmerman clan that they should probably stay away from metaphors that remind everyone that George has yet to even be charged with a crime, let alone found guilty of anything?!!!

Talk about tone deaf.

Oh wait, I forgot, George has “been chastised.” Well, there you go. Clearly the ghost of Tom Robinson is weeping copious tears for him.

Well, no wonder so many people believe that Barack Obama is an illegitimate president! I’ll bet the vast majority of Americans have been sitting at home ever since March 18, 2008, saying, “He got the season of the Constitutional Convention wrong, Brandine! Clearly he is unqualified to be president! Why isn’t the lamestream media telling us this? It can only be because they are in on the vast conspiracy! Get me a tricorner hat and a “Government Out of My Medicare” sign, I’m convinced!”

Ha! What a lying little sack of shit. She’ll have a bright future in the Republican party, no doubt.

Maybe it’s just me, but that photo of Zimmerman makes him look like the guy from the office who wins the Most Likely To Go Postal Someday informal workplace poll. The one everyone is very, very careful never to defy to his face.

I am convinced that the top photo is an outtake from “The Jukes and the Kallikaks Visit Larry King Live.”

The Keyboard Kommandoes and the 101st Chairborne can hardly contain their joy. They finally have a martyr, just like the real soldiers do! This makes them real too! And they’re gonna wave that bloody shirt forever.

and, as always, Zonies suck

HEY!!!!!!

(Well, I gotta admit, most of us do. However, I am a wonderful human being, if I do say so myself.)

Tbogg, you left off the photo caption!

Left: Satan’s Stupider Little Brother
Right: David Schwimmer is Danny Bonaduce in “Asshole: The Danny Bonaduce Story”

Man, is this woman an intellectual powerhouse or what? She doesn’t even understand what a petition is, until the White House twitterer explains it to her. Using small words.

She just automatically jumps right on the idea that anything she doesn’t like, the Obama White House must be behind it!!!! I believe there’s a term for that in the DSM-IV.

Oh no! Don’t tell me they’re bringing down the entire left blogosphere again, this Sunday! Whatever shall we do!

So the expression is not “those who can’t do, teach”; it’s “those who can’t do, bloviate stupidly on the internet and call it a theoretical attempt at understanding.”

She’s Michelle Malkin with a big vocabulary and less bitchface.

At the rate of $133 per vote it will cost Mittsy a mere $1,020,796,812 to secure the votes of 25% of this fine nation. Awesome. I have no doubt he is ready, willing and able to pay it.

If this article is not fake, then its author deserves the Passive Aggressive Takedown of the Year Award. Seriously, did Stephen Colbert write this?

Oh, so she used to be a radio host, huh? Why do I suspect that somewhere there’s a talk radio producer holding a spot for her in their lineup?

As for the infidelity and hypocrisy, the values voters are perfectly willing to support that, as long as it makes liberals mad.

Our journalists have to be more honest

Like that nice James O’Keefe boy.

Well, isn’t Patrick Pexton a fine arbiter of conduct for the Post? He expresses “disappointment,” because the linked blogpost is so “incendiary.” It’s more of that awful incivility! It makes Patrick Pexton have a sad!

I’d add “bless his heart,” but I’m from the west, and out here we just tell people to go fuck themselves.

Gosh, I wonder why these people aren’t happy to sacrifice themselves for the system? After all, their deaths are a small price to pay to prevent “cynicism” and “utilitarianism.” And I can’t imagine why someone who’s been railroaded into prison and killed for a crime they didn’t commit isn’t concerned with the potential for “more overall injustice.”

Plus, they get brownie points towards Heaven!

And if you don’t think about it, because nobody gives a crap, well, then maybe you’d have time to actually understand all those complex topics you are constantly pontificating about at your highly-paid journalistic sinecure. But hey, I think “Family Feud” is coming up!

It really says it all about our benighted society that a dimwitted incompetent like Sarah rode the crest of our country’s credulousness for so long. I mean, this woman is an embarrassment to “Kingfish” Stevens. Imagine her misforwarding emails from the desk of the president: “Geez, that poopyhead Sarkozy won’t stop bothering me with his Frog nonsense! Minion, send him an autographed 8×10 of me showing some leg.” Followed by “Whoops, sorry Nicky! Trig was playing with the keyboard again! Kisses!”