And next week, maybe we should teach Timmy something about humility when he plays the Steelers.”

I’m thinking that the lesson in humility will be delivered by James Harrison , that , and a lesson in post concussion syndrome.

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It’s liable to come down to completion percentage. Tebow being lucky enough to have a pass in the same zip code as his receivers vs. Rivers completing passes to the Denver secondary.

If I was on the Denver defense , I’d be getting more than a little pissed off by now. St. Timmeh’s 4 wins have a lot more to do with their D holding teams to less than 20 points than it does with Jesus carrying that fucking pud over the goal line.

I’m surprised they didn’t book Detriot’s own Kid Rock to come grunt out whatever musical turd he polishing at the moment. He’d would still suck almost as bad as Nickelback , but at least it would suck Detroit style,

Due to technical difficultiesthe fact that there was no big fat check to collect, Governor Palin was unable to join us but it wasn’t for lack of trying so suck it you ungrateful rubes.

Timmeh’s performance was very Ryan Leaf-esque.

This will almost be as good as being at the Roman Coliseum watching a hapless Christian get thrown to the Lions , except for not being able to watch the Lions snack on his entrails , and then we STILL have to listen to the press slobber all over his knob afterwards.

Miracles out of Nowhere – Kansas
Lie To Me – Jonny Lang
New York Wakes – Horslips
Welcome to the Working Week – Elvis Costello
The Story in Your Eyes – The Moody Blues
If You Want To Get To Heaven – The Ozark Mountain Daredevils
Because the Night – Patty Smith
Junior’s Farm – Paul McCartney
Couldn’t I Just Tell You – Todd Rundgren
Sleepwalker – The Kinks

Breitbart will be lucky if he gets to keep the snuggy :D

Oh hell no. By all means , let him keep the snuggy. It would be a crime against humanity to have Andy’s fat naked ass waddling down the street for unsuspecting people to see. Think of the children !

It’s days like this that I wish this was an actual room , instead of a virtual one in cyber space. This place would be like a friendly neighborhood bar , where like minded smart asses stop by to have a few drinks , tell a few jokes , and have some laughs at the collective retardation that surrounds us. And if it were a real bar , the regulars would be free to ask you politely to fuck off , then show you the door(preferably face first) , if you insisted on hanging around acting like an insufferable douche.

You know , I’m sure you’re making better money pimping for oligarchs than you used to blowing hobos for nickels , but there was at least some degree of honor in your former profession. Now you’re just a low grade rent boy reduced to working against your own self interest for scraps, and no there won’t be a place for you at your Master’s table as a reward..

Sorry , but your Masters don’t do anything special that couldn’t be done by actual human beings. The whole lot of them could be executed tomorrow,and be replaced by people of comparable skill sets in short order.

To be perfectly polite , you should work a “please” in there as well. “I’d like to invite you to please go fuck the fuck off and die in a fire , you fucking asshole.”

To be fair , at least Rivers and the Chargers did a cheap hooker choke against the Jets , but the 4th quarter of that game was vintage Rivers. As far as the Denver Tebows go , I’m thinking the the Detroit defense might have Timmy crying again before that game is over , plus , he gets to go play the Jets D in a few weeks too.

Do you think for one minute that Obama could have actually gotten one of those magical “true Progressives” confirmed with this cluterfuck of a Congress?

Fuck guillotines , can we just load all these ass nuggets into a huge rocket , and launch them towards the sun?

The worst part of this never ending tard fest is that when it’s over , a significant number of idiots will actually vote for one of these clowns.

Dirt clods with scavenged ketchup packs are what we have for Sunday dinner. the rest of the week it’s day old dust bunnies and pocket lint.

Maybe it goes beyond politics and economics…maybe the American polity needs psychoanalysis electroshock therapy.