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  • Speedy commented on the blog post Mittenfreude

    2012-11-09 06:28:02View | Delete

    The fatal mistake that Mitt and his band of waterheads made was forgetting that the bullshit version of reality served up by Fox and the rest of the Right Wing Media Complex is meant for the rubes . They all bellied up to the bullshit buffet, and it cost them.

  • Looks moore like the bastard child of Fatty Arbuckle and the Michelin Man

  • Speedy commented on the blog post Sodom & Gobama

    2012-10-26 09:23:37View | Delete

    I’m upset that the President used the word “bullshit” as well. I’d have prefered something like “serial truth molesting cocksucker”, so that whiny fucktards like the almost Professor would REALLY have something to cry about.

  • Speedy commented on the blog post Horsefaces & Bayonets

    2012-10-22 22:14:06View | Delete

    Poor Ann , her self loathing has gotten so bad that she’s refering to the hermaphrodite parts between her legs as ” The Retard”.

  • Speedy commented on the blog post RMoney’s Boo Boo

    2012-10-17 20:29:34View | Delete

    The only thing that would have made that exchange funnier is if, after the Acme anvil landed on Mitt’s head , the President had looked at him and given him a qick “meep meep!”

  • Speedy commented on the blog post Lil Luke Russert Totally Wants To Bro-Pump Iron With Paul Ryan

    2012-10-11 22:11:46View | Delete

    Lil’Luke sure is a hack off the old block. I thought his father was a douche , Junior is an insufferable douche.

  • Speedy commented on the blog post SE Cupp Has Opinions About Stuff

    2012-07-07 17:00:34View | Delete

    i predict that at some point she’ll become one of those insufferable “Born Again ” fucktards , and will wind up with a gig on fundy TV with Kirk Cameron , and the Banana guy. Anything for a buck…

  • Speedy commented on the blog post Good Enough For Playoff Work

    2012-01-02 08:57:38View | Delete

    And next week, maybe we should teach Timmy something about humility when he plays the Steelers.”

    I’m thinking that the lesson in humility will be delivered by James Harrison , that , and a lesson in post concussion syndrome.

  • Speedy commented on the blog post I, Blogger

    2012-01-02 07:58:27View | Delete

    Via Media
    A blog by Douchebags , for Douchebags.

  • Speedy commented on the blog post There Will Be Teblood – The Chargering

    2011-11-27 08:18:30View | Delete

    It’s liable to come down to completion percentage. Tebow being lucky enough to have a pass in the same zip code as his receivers vs. Rivers completing passes to the Denver secondary.

  • Speedy commented on the blog post There Will Be Teblood – The Chargering

    2011-11-27 06:13:43View | Delete

    If I was on the Denver defense , I’d be getting more than a little pissed off by now. St. Timmeh’s 4 wins have a lot more to do with their D holding teams to less than 20 points than it does with Jesus carrying that fucking pud over the goal line.

  • Speedy commented on the blog post Hating Nickelback Is An Organic Movement Just Like #OWS

    2011-11-03 13:28:05View | Delete

    I’m surprised they didn’t book Detriot’s own Kid Rock to come grunt out whatever musical turd he polishing at the moment. He’d would still suck almost as bad as Nickelback , but at least it would suck Detroit style,

  • Speedy commented on the blog post The End Of Sarah Palin As We Know It

    2011-10-31 14:53:20View | Delete

    Due to technical difficultiesthe fact that there was no big fat check to collect, Governor Palin was unable to join us but it wasn’t for lack of trying so suck it you ungrateful rubes.

  • Speedy commented on the blog post There Will Be TeBlood: Week 2 Of The Tebow Era

    2011-10-30 17:22:46View | Delete

    Timmeh’s performance was very Ryan Leaf-esque.

  • Speedy commented on the blog post There Will Be TeBlood: Week 2 Of The Tebow Era

    2011-10-30 07:41:05View | Delete

    This will almost be as good as being at the Roman Coliseum watching a hapless Christian get thrown to the Lions , except for not being able to watch the Lions snack on his entrails , and then we STILL have to listen to the press slobber all over his knob afterwards.

  • Speedy commented on the blog post Friday Night Random Ten

    2011-10-29 07:34:22View | Delete

    Miracles out of Nowhere – Kansas
    Lie To Me – Jonny Lang
    New York Wakes – Horslips
    Welcome to the Working Week – Elvis Costello
    The Story in Your Eyes – The Moody Blues
    If You Want To Get To Heaven – The Ozark Mountain Daredevils
    Because the Night – Patty Smith
    Junior’s Farm – Paul McCartney
    Couldn’t I Just Tell You – Todd Rundgren
    Sleepwalker – The Kinks

  • Speedy commented on the blog post The Big SLAPP Down

    2011-10-28 07:59:51View | Delete

    Breitbart will be lucky if he gets to keep the snuggy :D

    Oh hell no. By all means , let him keep the snuggy. It would be a crime against humanity to have Andy’s fat naked ass waddling down the street for unsuspecting people to see. Think of the children !

  • Speedy commented on the blog post Carol McKay Is A Big Fan Of Cute Overload

    2011-10-27 10:17:14View | Delete

    It’s days like this that I wish this was an actual room , instead of a virtual one in cyber space. This place would be like a friendly neighborhood bar , where like minded smart asses stop by to have a few drinks , tell a few jokes , and have some laughs at the collective retardation that surrounds us. And if it were a real bar , the regulars would be free to ask you politely to fuck off , then show you the door(preferably face first) , if you insisted on hanging around acting like an insufferable douche.

  • Speedy commented on the blog post We Are All Strapping Young Bucks Buying T-Bones Now

    2011-10-26 16:30:21View | Delete

    You know , I’m sure you’re making better money pimping for oligarchs than you used to blowing hobos for nickels , but there was at least some degree of honor in your former profession. Now you’re just a low grade rent boy reduced to working against your own self interest for scraps, and no there won’t be a place for you at your Master’s table as a reward..

  • Speedy commented on the blog post We Are All Strapping Young Bucks Buying T-Bones Now

    2011-10-26 15:20:44View | Delete

    Sorry , but your Masters don’t do anything special that couldn’t be done by actual human beings. The whole lot of them could be executed tomorrow,and be replaced by people of comparable skill sets in short order.

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