Why do you assume “Future of Journalsim (sic) conference” was a typo?

What makes pipes burst in San Diego? Boredom?

Yes, you’re definitely an old-fashioned Liberal, because they always apologize when they’re correct. Sorry as well. We’re pretty sorry, huh?

It’s an activity whose point is to enjoy all the fun attributes of war. What do you expect?

I’m embedding them in lucite and turning my old mp3 players into paperweights. Paper. You know, paper. Ah, shit.

You know, I read the heading of this post, and it just sort of naturally flipped around in my head because that’s more anatomically correct. It wasn’t pleasant. You need to be more careful about this stuff.

Good, well-disciplined hair:
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Court reports indicated pubic hair was also well-disciplined.

She wants to be Cheney, with dreams of sitting at the head of the table in secret meetings with energy companies and orchestrating wars from an undisclosed location.

So a nonprofit empire based on manipulation of opinion and emotion is…. vulnerable to manipulation of opinion and emotion. Gosh.

Fun fact: bald eagles are carrion eaters. According to a website dedicated to the American flag. http://www.usflag.org/baldeagle.html.

That last sentence is pretty much all that anyone needs to say about the last 3 years.

What I read in that full letter was: “You shitheads hired me to do exactly what I did. It’s not my fault you don’t have the courage to take the consequences.” And there’s some truth in that, in a squalid sort of way. They all deserve each other.

I sure hope that at the series finale you’re going to reveal your secret identity with pictures and autobiography and stuff, because these teasers are cruel.

I was driving across country and stumbled on Branson by accident, having no idea of its existence. It was sort of like if there was a Twilight Zone theme park.

If Obama behaves exactly like he would if he was a Republican mole setting them up to succeed at their goals, and GWB behaved exactly as he would have if he was an Al-Qaeda mole setting them up to succeed at their goals, does it matter if they actually are or not?

Well, I feel their pain. ‘Young investment bankers worry that it’s “based on the profitability of the firm, based on how powerful the group heads were, based on capricious things’. I know that one. Capricious things like the finance industry gutting the world’s economy. And profitability of the firm! I hate that! What about me? After three years– okay, in my first three years– what about me!

Witness their fusion on stage? Turgid.

Publicity = speaker bookings = money. It’s not complicated. Who was surprised?

“You should totally start selling decals of those head shots for folks to stick in their car windows”

I hate dogs. I like, well, squirrels. And you really need to get some dogs with skin that fits properly, or wash these in hot water and a really hot dryer to tighten them up a little. But this is a really good idea. I bet you could make several hundred dollars before the first container ship arrives from China with 50 million of them.

I live in MA. I’ll be voting in the senate election, for whoever is running against Brown with the best chance of winning.

I used to joke that Obama was a mole by the Republicans to screw up the Democratic primary, and they never expected he’d go anywhere– he’s a colored boy, for cripes sake! It’s not funny any more, there being no evidence it’s not true.

He’s not a moderate conservative– or wasn’t when we voted for him. He’s just way, way over his head, and this is one of the things that can happen in a situation like that. Palin aside, we’d have been better off with McCain– same results or better, less empowerment of the wackos, Republicans get the blame for their actions. I suspect the same will be true with Romney. Unless an independent candidate appears, I expect this will be the first presidential election of my adult life I don’t vote in.