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SSchultz19 commented on the blog post This Is Good News For John McCain
Based on Joe’s all-round “restful” mental capacity and utter lack of concern for his fellow citizens, I’m guessing he discovered that the sabbath is now observed on any day ending in “y.”
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SSchultz19 commented on the blog post Rand Paul’s Toilet Is All Plugged Up With Dead Fetuses And Poop
Rand Paul is our very own real-life Frank Burns:
BURNS: Let me tell you something, Pierce. These godless Communists have run their own countries right into the ground while we’ve been building the highest standard of living in the WORLD! Half of these people over here never even saw a bathroom and believe-you-me they want one.
PIERCE: They do?
BURNS: You bet your life they do. And if they can’t get our bathrooms by subversion they’ll get them by WAR!
(from “MASH” episode “Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde”)
