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stanpan commented on the blog post Warning: Slow Jam Children Ahead
Yeah, you’d think they woulda done some research before they…wait, never mind. What was I thinking?!
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stanpan commented on the blog post Warning: Slow Jam Children Ahead
Talk shows are exempted from the rule by the FCC on a case-by-case basis. (I work at a teevee station).
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stanpan commented on the blog post Mitt Romney Will Probably Never Be Live At The Apollo
Actually, I figured “Puppy Love” would be more up Santorum’s, er, alley.
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stanpan commented on the blog post Rise Of The Planet Of The Japes
And if one were to tell Ms Outhouse to “know thyself”, would she consider a biblical jape?
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stanpan commented on the blog post Mitt Romney’s Hype Man Excites Crowd With Blow Job Jokes
All this crude humor seems to be too much for you, dear heart. Perhaps you would be happier elsewhere.
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stanpan commented on the blog post A Butthurt As Big As The Ritz
“Beware the fury of a patient man.” John Dryden
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stanpan commented on the blog post Things Not Found On The Menu
I’m writing in Zombie Reagan.
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stanpan commented on the blog post 9 Nine Nueve Neun Neuf IX
Been visiting pretty much from the get-go. Never disappointed. Thanks for everything.
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stanpan commented on the blog post Attention Whore Seeks Same
Damn, I stopped by here, decided to check out the unusually large amount of comments, and felt like Hedley Lamarr blundering into the pie fight near the end of “Blazing Saddles”.
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stanpan commented on the blog post Friday Night Random Ten
Thanks for the Feat link. Does anyone know where you can get a dl of The Factory, Lowell’s group before Feat?
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stanpan commented on the blog post I Am Big…. It’s The Highly Edited Videos That Got Small.
Any truth to the rumor that Andy used to be in the Star Wars Kid video that went viral a few years ago? Or was it Jonah Goldberg? I get them mixed up. You could toss a broomstick at them and see who twirls it. Andy’s videos cry out for The Imperial March played on a kazoo. ‘Twould lend a touch of class.
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stanpan commented on the blog post Friday Night Random Ten
No smirking here. It’s always a pleasure to visit and learn about new (to me) musicians and writers.
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stanpan commented on the blog post “Six” Is The New “Sold Out”
Gotta love that Sarah-u-lite.
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stanpan commented on the blog post Last Chance To Score Jeebus Points Before The Rapture
Damn, you scared me for a second. I just came from Wonkette, where Layne has reportedly made a “tough decision about the future of the site”.
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stanpan commented on the blog post The Mysterious Galaxy
Anything by Robert Sheckley, a master of satirical sci-fi.
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stanpan commented on the blog post Need To Fap. Please Send Details.
I’ve got Dan Hicks’ “How Can I Miss You When You Won’t Go Away” stuck in my head. Thanks, Fap Boy.
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stanpan commented on the blog post Before The Deluge
“LOL”? What are you, 13 years old? You whiney little twat. You probably don’t know or care that Tbogg has been fighting the good fight for years with his blog.
He’s jumped the dems numerous times for their failings. If you read anything he wrote you would know that.
You’re like an uninvited guest who drunkenly staggers into a party, takes a shit on the coffee table, then bitches because the host complains about the mess. -
stanpan commented on the blog post Before The Deluge
Fuck yourself, Barry.
