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SteveM commented on the blog post You can sell your paintings on the sidewalk, by a cafe where I hope to be workin’ soon.
Bless his heart. Or “haut” as they say in up north ways….
HAHT! IT’S PRONOUNCED HAHT!
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SteveM commented on the blog post The Fortress of Derpitude
Looking forward to the conservative catfight when Michelle Malkin tells us the dead Chechen in Florida is Osama Bin Laden Mach 2 and Alex Jones tells us he’s just a patsy killed to cover up the government-run false-flag fake Boston bombing….
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SteveM commented on the blog post One Thing Leads To Another, I Know
YOU FORGOT FAST & FURIOUS!!!1!1!!!!!
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SteveM commented on the blog post If You Like Pina Coladas, And Getting Droned In Cafés
What part of “Rand Paul did not object to the actual drone war, i.e., the one killing people overseas” don’t emoprogs understand?
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SteveM commented on the blog post Closing Time At Café Drone
There are closed circuit cameras at the convenience store on the corner. IT’S OBAMA’S FAULT!!!!!1!!!!!!11!!!
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SteveM commented on the blog post Andrew Breitbart Died And That Is Why We Have a Black President
“One A.B.”: I love the way they’re not even embarrassed by the fact that they’ve turned this into a religious cult. Can’t wait till they all show up in cowls in a courtroom with STOP RAPING PEOPLE tattooed on their foreheads….
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SteveM commented on the blog post AIPAC Attack Hack Cracks
As a Bonus, The Artist Formerly Known As The Virgin Ben had a bit of twitter meltdown today. Hilarity ensued.
And he’s coming to your state, T, to deliver the state GOP convention’s keynote speech (danger! danger! Breitbart link)….
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SteveM commented on the blog post One Million Moms Are Pretty Fucking Tired Of Your Filthy Fucking Mouth
You’re this funny working a hundred-hour week and it’s Andy Borowitz who has a gig at The New Yorker?
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SteveM commented on the blog post Crazy Mama
Wow, these are exactly the same talking points as in the AR-15s-for-grrrlz infomercial … er, opinion piece — that appeared in National Review Online last week, which (sorry, I’m blogwhoring) was written by a couple of Koch-ite wingnut welfare recipients with really excellent blond hair.
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SteveM commented on the blog post Paul Ryan Is Your New Sarah Palin Now
Maybe I’m only thinking this because here in Gotham there aren’t many oppositely married guys who like the gym as much as Ryan does, but I’m waiting for Paul Ryan’s “wide stance” moment in a public loo.
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SteveM commented on the blog post The First Rule Of Slap Fight Is: ‘Not In The Face’
Are brie-eating and Chardonnay-swilling not effeminate anymore? God, I’m so old.
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SteveM commented on the blog post I Shot My Mouth Off And You Showed Me What That Hole Was For
I’m all for punching Mark Helprin on a daily basis, but, as a native of Boston, I would also like to put in a request for a kick in the nuts to Mike Barnicle, also administered on a daily basis.
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SteveM commented on the blog post Steven Crowder’s Face Is The New Kenneth Gladney
Also, too: Nice Elton John allusion in that Zero Dark Thirty post. (Yes, I’m the only fart old enough to recognize it.)
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SteveM commented on the blog post Steven Crowder’s Face Is The New Kenneth Gladney
STAY CALM AND PUNCH STEVEN CROWDER IN THE FACE
I smell a Moore Award….
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SteveM commented on the blog post Elizabeth Warren Is Already Selling Out The Hippies
I live in a state that elected an even more famous person as a fresh(wo)man senator twelve years ago — Hillary Clinton? remember her? she was in all the papers? — and trust me, you have to do what she did, which is to act EXTREMELY HUMBLE BEFORE THE AWESOME MAJESTY THAT IS THE UNITED STATES SENATE. You must say that you’re going to sit in the corner, quiet as a church mouse, and not even THINK of throwing your weight around for months and months, if not years, while you “learn the ropes.” Otherwise, you’ll get your comeuppance, and it will not be pleasant.
That’s if you’re a woman and a Democrat. If you’re a Republican guy, you can be an arrogant, showboating dick from Day One.
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SteveM commented on the blog post Responsibility Is For Suckers
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SteveM commented on the blog post “… the glaring capitals, the blurting, Tourette’s-like exclamations. “
“A character in in the new Tom Wolfe is a ‘gigantic black drug dealer’? I’m shocked!” –no one
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SteveM commented on the blog post Readers Under The Influence
I’d like to be taller.
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SteveM commented on the blog post From The Wonderful Folks Who Brought You The Birthers…
I’m sorry it looks as if Clint Eastwoodfis tonight’s RNC mystery guest. I was looking forward to watching Hologram Breitbart start a crowd chant of “STOP RAPING PEOPLE!”
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SteveM commented on the blog post Worse Than Sarah Palin
That pitiable sobbing you hear is Romney spokesperson Andrea Saul crying her little eyes out.
Or Jennifer Rubin. Or K-Lo. Or Sheldon Adelson. Or all four.
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