They aim to live in the chaos because they cannot survive without it
Kind of sounds like the teabagger strategy. More chaos, more disaster, more “shock therapy”. But by the measure of liberating all that sweet, sweet crude from those darned Iraqis who happen to be living on top of it, the second Gulf War could be called a qualified success.
Oh, and Chiraq, Killinois? Um, really?
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America needs a Guardian. And all we have is the New York Times.
David McDonald was hired despite admitting to sheriff’s investigators he had a relationship with a 14-year-old girl whom he kissed and groped. He was 28 at the time.
“I was in love,” he said in an interview with The Times. “I wasn’t being a bad guy.”
Undersheriff Waldie has taken graduate level courses in personnel management from the Timothy Cardinal Dolan School of Just Business.
Call Cardinal Dolan — 877-OBSTRUCT
Of the nearly 400 officers and supervisors from the Office of Public Safety who applied to the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department in 2010, about 280 were hired.
Let us focus rather on the undoubtedly blameless decisions made in refusing to hire the other 120. And actually, the person making the personnel decisions was following instructions:
“We had to have grave reasons for not hiring them.”
– Former Los Angeles County Undersheriff Larry Waldie
Arrested for assault with intent to murder and rape? There was no conviction, no murder, no rape. No grave. Done and done.
“Hie thee to the kitchen for glory, and feed the world.”
Celibacy is a bridge too far, I fear. As is just about everything else.
Pope Bergoglio gives off a bit of the Cardinal Bernardin vibe. I’m pretty sure that’s just marketing, though. I’ve got him in the “Compassionate Conservative” slot until proven otherwise.
In Springfield, Bishop Paprocki performed an exorcism to cleanse his Diocese of satanic evil after Illinois became the 16th state to allow the civil right of marriage to gays.
You can’t out-market Old Scratch himself. The Father of Lies invented the whole profession when he sold the apple in the Garden of Eden.
So I will bug them in a box.
And I will bug them with a fox.
And I will bug them in a house.
And I will bug them with a mouse.
And I will bug them here and there.
Say! I will bug them ANYWHERE!
The next Republican president was on his knees yesterday thanking God for all the cool tools the NSA is going to have ready at his disposal upon his inauguration.
Michael “PNAC” O’Hanlon teams up with General “Sexytime” Allen to tell us the way to carry the sleigh. No doubt involving projection of American strength and moral clarity, just like everything else we’ve done in Afghanistan and Iraq.
Listen, the Obama administration needs to stay to keep the fun going. People might start objecting to his mad dash to build the infrastructure for the surveillance state if we aren’t still involved in a shooting war with the terrorists. Not to mention the hundreds of billions we’re spending on the war itself. This means real wealth to a lot of people.
Solution’s exactly what it’s always been with Karzai. He just wants his cut. Say, 1% of the gross or so?
Happy Thanksgiving to all.
Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog
Is finally getting enough cheese;
And reflect that whatever fortunes may be your lot,
It could only be worse in Sioux City.
The tide is turning.
The Packers without Rogers are like Issa without a Zippo. I’ll take the Lions this time.
Life expectancy of Greeks has dropped from 81 to 78 over the last four years. They’re obviously just trying to humiliate the EU Austerians by dying before their time.
How uncouth of them.
The Santorum Movie’s 80% rotten AND 20% fresh at the same time. Sounds about right. On the other hand, it’s not a comic book spinoff, it’s not a right wing vengeance fantasy, nobody’s killed in slo-mo, and it doesn’t have the obligatory nudie scene.
Hollywood is ruining America by tilling the minds of the gullible to make fertile soil for propaganda.
As always, Mr. Keller busy with sabotage. Shall we fall on our swords yet again? Keller says “yes”.
Let ‘em twist in the wind for as long as it takes. Let ‘em twist in the wind until they’re all screaming that we’re trying to destroy the Republican party your lips to God’s ears). Let ‘em twist in the wind until the rope breaks — they asked for it, they deserve it.
Kerry’s been SecOState for 297 days. Give a real liberal some power, good things can happen — right quick. And our Moderate Republican President won’t can him while everything else is hitting the fan.
Let’s see Congress try and mess it up. That’ll play real well in 2014.
Yeah, the teabaggers got a history alright. Not so sure about the other side of the analogy, tho. Our current President may be many things, but
He. Is. No. Lincoln.
And for those unfamiliar with the marsupial-helmeted Mayor of London, here’s a brief intro.
For your delectation and delight, here’s the link to the good stuff. Boris Johnson, Mayor of London, has nipped off his op ed on The Telegraph, and hilarity ensues:
Go, take a sniff. It out-Bartons Barton’s apology to BP.
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