“The Internet never forgets” – Profound words from the news clip, and certainly words to live by, or at least drunk/tweet or rage/tweet by.

Indeed, Tracy; a good plumber is someone you need when the plumbing system has hit the fan. I’ve installed toilets before but I’ve gotten to the point where worrying about the damage that could occur if I unknowingly did something wrong has made me turn that over to our plumber, whom I like very much, and I share his name and number with my friends. He’s a father and son business too so sometimes it is a bit entertaining to hear the Oscar and Felix bickering. They both do great work and I love supporting small family-owned businesses.

No supermoon here, but the first real precipitation in over 3 months so I can’t complain too much. We had the driest March on record and have already had home-eating forest fires.

Not unlike a cat that makes some dumbass move like falling off the window ledge and then looks around to see if anyone saw that, McCain is going for the “of course I meant to do that” approach re: his VP pick. Dude, you fell off the window ledge and landed on your ass, flailing the entire way; don’t try to tell me it was a piece of planned performance art.

Clouds last night; rain for the first time in over 4 weeks but only a sprinkle so no dent in the driest spring ever recorded here.

It takes shouting at clouds to a whole new level.

These guys chase the sunbeams better than my cat, that’s for sure! They also look like they are enjoying it more.

Alright Attaturk, now I’m going to be starting my day feeling a little queezy…..

Wow, if only the dems were that organized…..then the keening from the fRight would be deafening.

Apparently he is quite sure that his Bronze Age, goat herder-derived, then ecclesiastically-sorted for piety (meaning “what we approve of”) in the Middle Ages and the content “adjusted” ever since is of much higher Sky Daddy juju juice than anything those dirty little sluts on the Kiss my Uter-Ass team might have, you know, juju-wise. Or maybe in this case it is Va-jay-jay-wise. He’ll never know, just like he’ll never know the joys of an up close and personal relationship with a Va-jay-jay and the person it belongs to.*

* Of course, he’ll never agree that anyone’s va-jay-jay actually belongs to the person it is attached to; that’s church property.

Just use “Deadbart” instead of “Breitbart”. It makes the whole situation quite clear, plus I suspect it irritates the hell out of his fanbois.

I feel sorry for the young girl with the dad that ‘suspects’ she is gay. Her dad is a colosal asshole if his idea of where to seek parenting advice is fuckwits like these; I wonder if he’s real?*

* Yeah, I know; of course he’s real. Our country is packed to gills with dicks like these and sadly, some of them have children.

Rickhill, the answer is no. In order to be an “innocent sap” one must first be innocent, and there is nothing innocent about Luntz or Loadpants; they are in it up to their well-padded armpits.

I doubt the “South can eliminate their welfare fodder” given that without the blue states providing the federal tax dollars, the southern states wouldn’t be getting back far more than they send the feds each year.

Can’t we get Anonymous to hack the Bigs and rename them all BigBigot or BigFascist?

Firecracker?!?! Suh, you have offended the flower of southern whateverhood with that racist word! The proper term is fireworks; cracker is just plain anticonfederate.

I, for one, will NOT welcome our new rethuglican overlords if the Purity Ponies make sure we end up with a GOP POTUS (with extra Mormon sauce!) and a GOP Senate to go with a GOP House. Because Purity is so much more useful to the average working poor person than, you know, health care.

The screenshot at TPM of Palin starting her guest hosting while leafing through a bunch of newspapers is classic. The smirky, 4 years of simmering resentfulness just shines through, in all its pissed off WT glory.

Thanks for not disappointing us $arah, we always knew you definitely were not better than that.

“That’s a fine how do you do”.

Who the fuck says that anymore? My grandmother said that. In 1972.

O’Keefe wants it both ways. He wants to be able to flaunt the law regarding the tax status of Project Veryserious, while he uses fine details of the law to try to hang people he doesn’t agree with politically. Typical fucking rethug WATB.

Wembly is such a good looking basset; look, spots in two colors!

OK Tbogg, that is the first time in a very long time that any blog headline anywhere made my scare my cat with the guffaws. Kudoes.