George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina cmoooon down. This post is now on memeorandum.

See Jonah “gets” teh cleverness here. Twitter is all about who you “follow” and if you follow all the folks who will confirm your biases then they will “follow back” and you have a nice little circle jerk goin on. which is convenient when you follow everybodys porn too. And see Jonah cleverly makes his avatar a dog cause he likes to sniff his fellow conservative butt and when they follow back, well then its like he is sniffing his own butt. I mean while he’s down there licking his balls. OK he was already sniffing his own butt but then they all get to sniff his butt and lick his balls together

It all gets very meta and very clever,

Cmon, have some sympathy for the guy. Imagine you are fat, have a little dick and the personality and intelligence of of a turd. How ya gonna get laid?

1. Decide that all women are basically whores.
2. Focus on making money to the exclusion of any other priority with the ends justifying the means.
3. Buy pussy.

This is the entire GOP agenda in a nutshell. Seriously.

Well, if its gonna be an election about who can get more people to vote Against the Other Guy cause Our Guy Aint All That Great, well, Bland is Good. And in a good ole amurican HateFest teh Wingnuts are natural favorits when the Other guy is, you know, dusky.

An then I think, Why bother? Republicans dont need to be President anymore. Rednecks have got the Senate tied in knots. We got the small-state bias makin the place more countrifried than Cooter Junction. We got the filibuster fine tuned to stop any legislation before its a twinkle in Pelosi’s eye. We got SuperPac gazillion dollar bombs ready to drop on any Senator who is even thinkin of actually, you know, legislating. We got the wingnut welfare/corporate media industrial complex flatulating the asymmetric overton puke funnel so that the only acceptable discourse is a little left of Hitler. I mean we blocked a wildly popular bill to cut subsidies to the most profitable companies IN HISTORY including Exon and the Koch bros FROM EVEN BEING DEBATED. The reaction? Meh, teh democrats have become accustomed to their abuse.

We got all kinda Democrats hatin on Obama for passin a health care bill founded on a republican mandate for PRIVATE insurance. Maybe Mitt coulda done that but if youre gonna do it then at least have a democrat take the blame. And even if democrats won big in November it wouldn’t change a thing, we would still have Harry Reid by the short hairs.

Supreme Court appointments? Mitch will manufacture a mandate to block em all. Until he nominates Bork Jr.

Republicans don’t really want to have a President Mitt teh Mormon or VicePresident WhotheFuck. We like our growing slice of the pie just the way it is and we like havin Obama to blame for whatever shit hits the fan.

But mostly we just dont wanna give up on hatin Obama at least two minutes every day.

Ok it is OT, but this just pisses me off. The GOP wants to keep Corn subsidies but Cut food stamps. The real beneficiaries are not the farmers, it’s the investors and the whole fuckin twisted excuse for a “food” industry. And the reason it is totally fucked up is because of massive corn and soy subsidies.

But food stamps, in the face of a prolonged recession and 8% unemployment, pfffff, it’s just “welfare”.

So Ann Fucking Romney, with her French manicured hands around the balls of the GOP, needs to make a decision. Who do we favor, private equity pirates or people who work for a living?

Ask any women on their first day back at work after maternity leave about this. (actually not a good idea to really ask, just think about it) Marrying Thurston Howell the Third can have some advantages besides vida la Prada. But “picking a good provider” can mean many different things.

It usually has a very specific implication for someone like SE Cupp a Republican Girl.

“…would you for a million dollars?”
“welllll I don’t know, have you got a million dollars?”
“How about for 50 bucks?”
“Excuse me? What do you think I am?”

My perspective comes from being raised in a sociopathic republican family where the mother, as well as her sisters in their families, whether they were dominant or submissive were the ones who determined who in the family and in the community was expendable. And their values were entirely derived from justifying why they deserved to enjoy the privileges of significant wealth while they did NOTHING EVERY DAY besides sample and trade various pharmaceuticals amongst themselves. The fathers either earned or managed inherited wealth but they all deferred to their wives when it came to political values and “family values”. And I see all of my aunts when I hear Nancy, Barbara, Laura and Ann. I don’t think you can understand the modern republican party without understanding the rich sybaritic Republican whores and the simpering Republican husbands that they control.

http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/39936_Fox_Nation_Commenters_Spew_Hatred_and_Racism_at_First_Lady_Michelle_Obama

can go to the zoo and get my picture taken with a Chimp.. same thing.

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ha. people have been trying to get a picture of bigfoot for years… but what makes her think her picture is worth that much money?

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Who in the he11 would be stupid enough to pay this Ghetto Queen any money at all to have a picture taken with her ?

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Is Michelle Gorilla Cookies off her hormone treatments again?

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I wouldn’t pay 5 cent to have my picture taken with Aunt J’obama.

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Why bother? There’re plenty of the similar in zoo.

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Who in h—- wants to have a picture taken with the first Sasquatch? I’m sure Chris Matthews and Al Sharpton will be first in line.

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I’d much rather take my family for a picnic at the zoo and have a
family pic taken in front of the primate cage for FREE!

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roger that, just look at her face in this picture alone, reminds one of good ole Fred Sanford telling Esther “I could stamp your face in dough and make gorilla cookies”

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another first for this administration pimpyourwife for money. she would suckoff a aircraft carrier of men in order to keep go on vacations on our dime

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We could put her in a row boat filled with food and medicine and white women and not even the Somilias would pirate it.

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that would be like attacking big foot, not a good idea!

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A university lecturer once recalled the cannibalistic tendencies among a certain tribe in Western Kenya. “This was long ago when communities still waged wars against each other,” she told an attentive class deviating from the normal literature lectures. “In this community, well endowed women were and are still highly regarded,” she said. During times of war and in the event of famine the women were often forced to slice off a part of their fatty bodies to feed the warriors. “In this way they had share of the ultimate victory because they fed the warriors,” she said” (So, this is why Obama chose a woman with Big Hipps)

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This may also be the reason why so many Bla ck Women have such huge rearends. Over thousands of years, nature saw the need for larger hind ends and evolve so these women would have much bigger arses, to feed the troops.

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No I am going to stick with theory of sitting on their rears, getting welfare and going to McDonalds and having as many offspring as possible to increase said welfare check.

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I wonder which clown face she will make for the picture? Will she have her painted eyebrows on? Will she wear one of her greasy, filthy wigs, or will it be the “doorknob” hair do? Which ill fitting get-up will she wear for the occasion?

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Soliciting for money by selling one’s body has another name.

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woud that be called a hoe!

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i didn’t think national geographic had that much extra spending money.

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So … how much does it cost to breed that horse??? Hummm??

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I would pay for a picture of the shaved faced Wookeei ki ssing my a ss.

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Who in the he ll would pay to have their picture taken with a shaved faced Wookeei?

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Look folks, you can get a cheaper and better picture by going to the ape house at your local zoo.

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I’d pay the five grand, in fact I’d pay ten grand for a pic of sasquatch kissing my bare azzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!

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That photo was taken right out of PLANET OF THE APES!

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A little advice that will give you the same result and save you $5000, GO TO THE ZOO

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A picture with Chewbacca, are you kidding me?

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5 K for a picture with a buffarillo. Apologies to Buffalo and gorillas

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Fact is you could not pay me enough to have my photo taken with the Wookie

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Why does everyone here place zoo animals in such disregard?

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10 k for doggie style .

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The Pimp-in-Chief and
The First Hoe!
When will the hoettes join in?

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More proof positive that Stymie and Seabiscuit are FOR SALE.

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I wonder if she will take payments in food stamps?

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A photo
Of the Hoe in Chief!

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Asked if she would drink a Jack In The Box Bacon Milkshake, FLOTUS Say :

NOT WIDOUT A COUPLE A SWEET YAMS AN A MESSA GREENS’

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Don’t stick your hand in the cage when you get your picture taken with the lowland gerila.

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Pimping ain’t easy!

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He//, I can go to the gorilla display at the zoo and get it done for nothing.

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Or an organ grinder monkey. Tin cup, cute little red Fez

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I would pay $5k for a photo of Rumba Rump eating a banana.

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they can leave the getto but seems they will (anyone who use’s “african -” before american anyway) drag the getto with them, no matter where they were born

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I can go to the zoo and get a picture with her twin for free

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I would rather pay $5K to have a picture with Cheetah.

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go to your local zoo and have your pic taken with the resident Bonobo and you have the exact same thing for nothing.

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Just go to the nearest zoo and get a chimpanzee excited before taking it’s picture. Same thing, but cheaper.

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That’s the only way I would take a picture with this chimp. If they pay me $5000. LOL.

The thing about this rancid hate speech is that it’s not unusual at Fox News websites. Every single time there’s an article posted about Michelle Obama (or just about any black person) you’ll see exactly the same kinds of bigoted, overtly racist comments.

Seriously, Republican women behind the men, Nancy, Barbara, Laura and Ann, are the reason this Republican party has gone off the far right cliff. They are the ones who justify inequality. They are the ones who create justifications for lower taxes for the rich and decimating the social safety net. If Ann Romney is Untouchable in the Acceptable Discourse of the campaign then Obama will lose.

If you don’t think so then look at what Michelle Obama has been subjected to for the last four years. Are any Republicans apologizing for that? If that double standard is allowed to stand then how many women does that effectively devalue, abuse and disenfranchise?

I know it can’t be the Obama campaign but someone is going to have to call out these republican women as the out-of-touch elitist Cruella cunts that they are.

Well, now that i settled, Ann Romney is the new arbiter of Family Values and All That.

And all you working moms, single and married, should feel ashamed of yourself for abandoning your chillen when they need you. And takin all the good jobs from men who just want to put food on the family. And for not marrying some private equity billionaire pirate so you can treat your children to the kind of scandanavian nanny that they deserve. And for makin men feel useless cause you went to college. Shame on you ladies, shame shame.

YEEEEHaw We got them liburals on the run now, we even got them callin out Hilary Rosen for sayin the obvious. Facts schmacts. Man-o-man are we gonna get the Asymetric Overton Puke Funnel churnin out the New Reality; millionaire moms are teh new niggas! Quit hatin on the pill-poppin mommas that justify teh Oligachy. They are the front lines in the War Against Fairness. Every actual workin momma carryin the economic load of keepin the babies fed and the rent paid are gonna be hatin on NoBama now cause you never know when you gonna meet an marry a HedgeFund Billionaire Daddy an then YouToo will be the New Nigga!

See what liburals dont understand is that ladies like Ann Romney are at the very center of the Reagan Republican Revolution, they are the heart and soul of it.

While Mitt was makin his millions Ann was home supervising the nannies and maids and poolboys and stable boys. And that gave her alot of time to wonder about how just how luckey she was and you know, why HER? So all that anxious energy and guilt went into justifying her lucky ass. While Mitt knew why he made so much money throwin all those folks out of work Ann had to work real Hard at justifying her Austrian Warmblood ridin ass. Just like Nancy and Barb and all them other rich neurotic Republican bitches. So they are the ones the menfolk turn to when the economy goes in the shitter and wonder what they should do bout all them po folk. So when Mitt says that he asks Ann for advice he knows she is an ideological expert and policy advisor on how to justify shittin on the po folk when times are bad. I mean, she has spent all her spare time thinkin about that with help from her psychologist and atrologist and massage therapist and horse trainer and fashion advisor and mexican gardeners and poolboys and horse trainers and nannies and well anybody else who is totally dependant on her unearned gazillions.

I would say there is no one better qualified than Ann Romney to exsplain to Americans why we should all be soooo thankful we have Republicans to shit on us.

At long last my dog and I can once again use teh Google

Um I think that comment is the answer to this question that has been a matter of serious discussion amongst us wingtards over at Free Republic; What if we start a race war and no black people come?

Very creative response but I still think we gonna havta institute a draft.

Nope. Not gonna apologize for bein racist until NoBama takes the reasonable moderate position of bein mildly racist against himself.

Aaaaand then another bennie of the Citizens United decision is that it allows teh Koch bros to fund social media sock puppets to pose as disaffected liberuls. You too can earn $$$ money at home sittin on yer ass and snarkin sophistic BS.

OK one moar time. Yes Jesus was a liberul. And he died for our sins. Which proved that lilylivered liberul pantywastes cannot survive in a god eat dog world. sooooo GOD absolves me of my selfish Galtian sins cause you know thats just what I have to do to survive. I eat your dog, you whine. Teh Wingnut Gospel.

Also too. You know the Asymetrical Overton Puke Funnel is workin like a charm when liberuls say they wont vote for NoBama cause hes too mmmm Moderately conservative. Cause when it comes right down to it teh goal of totally wacky wingnutia is to push the envelope of acceptable discourse to the fart right and thus disemfranchise the whole left side of the political spectre. And We can thank teh Liberul Media for givin us wingtards a rightious reach-around to make libbies look like terrorist radicals.

wait wait wait im comfused, Those people are ALL on welfare and they is poopin babies all the damn time so we KNOW were payin more taxes so they can sit on they fat ass. So then I read this

The share of benefits flowing to the least affluent households, the bottom fifth, has declined from 54 percent in 1979 to 36 percent in 2007, according to a Congressional Budget Office analysis published last year.

Unpossible. Newt says Food Stamp Pressident an we alll know what he talkin about. We’re funneling an enormous amount of money to people who, in many cases, don’t need it and don’t even know they’re receiving it. We’re designing programs to be hidden in the annual budget — tax expenditures don’t show up as spending, even though that’s what they are — and invisible to taxpayers.

Wait what? You talkin to ME? I aint on fuckin welfare. Now yur pissin me off. You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin’ to? You talkin’ to me? Well I’m the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to? Course I take the mortgage deduction and the EITC an disability an medicaid but I Earned it. Cause you know Im WHITE. an NoBama is comin to take my guns an take me to a concentration camp cause Im WHITE see? Now whose the fuckin racist?

***”Well, you know what they say: “Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and he eats every day. Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with free monthly minutes, food stamps, section 8 housing, some Air Jordans, a 40-ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe and a pack of rubbers and he votes Democrat for a lifetime.”***

Yo, man, False advertising. I tried this shit after hearing the same shit from Rush and my man Glenn. Don’t work that way. You gotta bus yoself all ova town and get on all kinda waiting lists and wait til you come up and then it dont amount to shit and you gotta go to another frigging agency to get the next kinda welfare and the shit starts all over. Dayum, its hard fucking work, dude. and then after a while they cut you off! WTF? Vote Democrat for that? No fool is gonna do that.

No sirree, I am much betta off relying on my own damn self. That and the rent checks from the apartment house I inherited. And my disability check I get for my Wankel tunnel syndrome.

But yeah them some lazy ass coons, and fuck ya, I am armed and dangerous if they think they gonna take my hard earned loot they got some hollow point lead comin.

awwwwSHIT I reeeealy gota take a dump and every fuckin john I find is occupied by some Breitbart dude