references to philosophers and scholars — Burke, Hume, etc.

Except it’s Brooke Burke and Brit Hume.

Today’s Southern Republican, in a nutshell.

Rmoney wouldn’t have killed Bin Laden, he would have been too busy taking away his healthcare.

As I was reading this, there appropriately was an ad on TV for El Pollo Loco, “Crazy You Can Taste”.

Too bad about those “soshulist” western European countries where cellphones work, roads are in immaculate condition and high-speed trains criss-cross the land. Their existence is an inconvenient obstacle to the maintenance of little Tommy’s fantasy bubble world.

Funny how public infrastructure works better when your country isn’t run by sociopaths who hate the very concept of public infrastructure.

Perhaps Mr Six Months can go back to rhapsodizing about the taxi driver in Bangalore who totally agreed with him that Dell billboards are awesome.

This is classic GOPer think. This is why McCain went with Palin to get female votes. They figure just cut and paste and the rest will take care of itself.

They assume everyone is as rabidly tribal as they are. Put someone from their tribe in the VP slot, they “reason”, no matter how much of an empty suit or token gesture, and they’ll line up like sheep.

Rmoney isn’t a nerd by any stretch of the imagination.
He’s the slick, vapid venture capitalist who screws the nerds out of their company and pockets all the cash.
He’s the asshole corporate executive who rigs the game so that he always wins and never gets hurt, and smiles all the way to the bank as he blithely cremates the jobs of thousands of people.

Even those who “sacrifice” to stay home with the kids get to do so only because they have an amount of security that’s simply not available to the vast majority of Americans who worked for one of Willard’s pump-and-dump corporate looting scams.

“Half of America pays No Taxes. Zero”

This Fox News soundbite-lie from the CEO of a megachurch, shilling plastic Xtianity for big bucks, that pays no taxes.

Rick Warren is to Christianity what Thomas Kinkade was to art.

Anybody who disagrees with him lacks vision and has a Negative Attitude.

Don’t forget “Not a team player.”
The chant of the bullying corporate asshole.

What could be cooler than an angry, bloated alcoholic 43-year old fighting for corporate rights and video mendacity?
Fat Elvis dropping dead on the toilet was cooler than Breitbart.

Love those Wembley dinosaur feet.

“I don’t see how a young American can vote for a Democrat.”

Logic error.
Blue screen.
Reboot system.
“I mean, doesn’t everyone have a rich daddy with lots of connections?”

Obama…Who once hugged a black guy.

I also heard he fathered two black children.

And as with Wall Street and authoritarian greedhead corporate America, if you generate gobs of money you’re free to be an incredibly abusive asshole with no repercussions, and no rules apply to you. And there’s an army of authoritarian-follower lickspittles standing by to defend your privilege.

I started to think how it’s legal to kill babies if the procedure is done a mere months before the age of the babies in the video.

“Unfortunately, I didn’t continue to consider that no-one in America is forcing anyone to abort a wanted child, except the Marianas sweatshops who operated under the corrupt political protection of Republican kingpins Jack Abramoff and House Majority Leader Tom Delay — but that was just good business.”

Happy Birthday Mrs. T.
Maybe the bassets will actually wake up today to help you celebrate.

Bruce Springsteen should write a song about the Rmoneys’ suffering.

And justice up a tree … How much can you sell / What’s in it for me

This is pretty much how the Repukes describe their political priorities, so I don’t know why they find this objectionable.

Still developing his Winston Churchill indignant scowl. Such gravitas.