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tech98 commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Bogging
Eat, sleep, glower at camera, sleep, eat, sleep.
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tech98 commented on the blog post A Whiter Shade Of Fail
Wait, I count six adult women (no orange gingham) in the back rows with Rmoney’s five sons. Is one of them a polygamist?
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tech98 commented on the blog post A Whiter Shade Of Fail
Rmoney called up one of his cronies with a textile mill in Honduras and barked, “Gimme 1000 yards of the cheapest, ugliest gingham you got!” then had the Breeding Machines sew it all up.
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tech98 commented on the blog post Mitt Romney Urges College Graduates To Have Sexytime “For Realsies”
“Mormon Soaking” is apparently the thing at BYU. And I’m not making this up.
http://datingisweird.blogspot.com/2010/06/mormon-soaking.html
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tech98 commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging
Sitting for his offical Formal Portrait.
Soon to hang in The Getty. -
tech98 commented on the blog post Hey Look! Glenn Reynolds Is Being A Fucking Asshole Again
Just when you think Glenn Reynolds couldn’t possibly have any more reserves of assholery, fracking technology allows the tapping of vast new fields of dickheadedness.
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tech98 commented on the blog post Creepy Twins Will Own Your Ass With Their Fantasy Internet Nerd Money
Except the number of bitcoins is a finite amount and can never exceed that.
Except they don’t exist in any physical form and can be created at the keystroke of those who control it. Or rendered worthless by the actions of the USgov who still control the actual legal tender used in the US. This is like buying a flaky internet stock.
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tech98 commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging
Disappointment Dog is disappointed in you.
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tech98 commented on the blog post What Would Jesus Delete?
In the state university system we get the last Friday in March off. Conveniently it coincides with Spring Break week.
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tech98 commented on the blog post Yeah, That Guy
Hey Roberts, Richard Simmons called. He saw that picture and said to tone it down, you’re embarrassing him.
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tech98 commented on the blog post I Got 99 Problems But Being Rich Ain’t One
You know who else made people buy two 16-ounce sodas instead of one 32-ounce? HITLER
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tech98 commented on the blog post One Little Hitler Does The Other One’s Will
He said the state believed children must be “socialized.”
Methinks their disdain for “socialization” will take a sudden drop when they get a glimpse of their first monthly health insurance bill.
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tech98 commented on the blog post The Emasculating Lesbo Bitches At The Bar Don’t Want My Man Gravy
For the last four years, Pamela Geller of AtlasShrugs.com and the American Freedom Defense Initiative have held events at CPAC…
Instead, her protege Anders Breivik will appear via video feed from jail in Norway.
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tech98 commented on the blog post We Can’t Go On Together With Suspicious Minds
Sippy Cupp’s glasses are fake. No refraction.
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tech98 commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging
Fenway sports a haunted look of existential despair. I half expect him to have his paws up to his face in “The Scream” pose.
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tech98 commented on the blog post Atlas Shanked
All I can say to people like Mickelson:
Dude, you make a screaming fortune playing a game. It’s not like you work for a living, or have demonstrated sufficient intelligence to publicly pontificate on economics.
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tech98 commented on the blog post The First Rule Of Slap Fight Is: ‘Not In The Face’
This book won’t even be read by 90% of the teatards who pull it from the remainder bin at Mall-Wart. It’s made to be ostentatiously displayed at home next to your Hannity and Coulter tracts, so that scared-stupid fellow wingnuts are reassured of your continued hive-mind political conformity, and that you’re not becoming susceptible to dangerous infiltrations of reality.
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tech98 commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging
Wembley’s big Tyrannosaurus Toes very prominent in this pic.
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tech98 commented on the blog post Sink To The Bottom With You
Me hate you long time
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tech98 commented on the blog post Abattoir Cadabra
Yes, and gun control is responsile for 9/11. If responsible citizens were allowed to carry man-portable SAMs, they could have shot down the planes before they hit the Twin Towers.
Makes as much sense as this.
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