• The Dude Endures commented on the blog post Honey, I’m Homo

    2013-03-16 12:16:37View | Delete

    Sort of like Southern Baptists. They don’t recognize abortion; they don’t recognize gay marriage; and they don’t recognize each other in the liquor store checkout line.

  • The Dude Endures commented on the blog post I Got 99 Problems But Being Rich Ain’t One

    2013-03-12 04:47:54View | Delete

    Reminds me of that old saying, if you really want to know what’s God’s opinion of money, just look at the people he’s blessed with it.

  • The Dude Endures commented on the blog post Closing Time At CafĂ© Drone

    2013-03-07 06:46:56View | Delete

    Please stop with the bickering and such. You all are giving me flashbacks to my childhood. The P and M would get into it at the dinner table; usually with Wellie saying something like, “Dude, you can’t trust them drones! Why they may just come down, take a seat at the table and eat your dinner!” Which wasn’t really a big threat as dinner was usually liver or some other fried organ. Then Bettie would yell, “Wellie, you’re scaring Little Dude! He’s hardly touched his mashed turnips!” At that point I knew Bettie wouldn’t remember to make me some pudding.

    So can we just skip to the pudding? Or at least change the subject back to M Malkin and her God-given over supply of spin-2 bosons and gravitons?

  • I remember when bustin’ up a chifarobe only got you a nickel and a kangaroo court appearance.

    Anywho, am I the only person that noticed one important difference about this story? True we still have to be informed of the “opinion” of a closet case and a rage addict, but no longer are we being exposed to the view of that droopy jowled douche-nozzle from Conn.?

    I think it’s getting better in this country. It’s Miller Time!!!

  • The Dude Endures commented on the blog post Scenes From A Maul 2012

    2012-11-12 04:27:25View | Delete

    I had to wear shades. The glare from all that white was blinding.

  • The Dude Endures commented on the blog post Desperate But Not Serious

    2012-10-18 15:53:22View | Delete

    I think you have a point here. This whole escapade shows how weak Mr. Obama is. The President should have seen this attack for what it really was, an opportunity. I believe that what Mr. Romney was hoping to make of it when he rushed to the microphone. That’s the kind of man I want in the White House. One willing to capitalize on the deaths of Americans for his personal gain.

  • The Dude Endures commented on the blog post Readers Under The Influence

    2012-10-02 03:02:22View | Delete

    Now that brings back memories. I used to live in Akron and work in Willoughby years ago. I remember bike trails through abandoned paper mills, Summit County’s composting facility on a humid day, and that indescribable odor of the algae plumes that infected the Cuyahoga River and the city water supply. Recalling all that wonderment brings a tear to my eye. (Back in the day, they brought many tears to the eyes.)

    I think if our host would use his mad blogging skilz in a truly compassionate manner, he would skip the drones, go to DefCon Infinity and nuke the entirety of Cuyahoga and Summit Counties from orbit.

  • The Dude Endures commented on the blog post There Will Be Teblood: The Non-Flinging-ning

    2012-09-23 16:37:57View | Delete

    Long time lurker, first time poster here.
    I know very little about the football, but I do know that the Saints lost to the Chiefs today. Isn’t that Brees fella some sort of religious icon too? What’s up with the guys on the Big Dude’s speed dial? Looks like s/he found some other game to micro-manage this season.

  • The Dude Endures became a registered member

    2012-09-23 16:21:37View | Delete