TheLorax

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  • TheLorax commented on the blog post Warning: Slow Jam Children Ahead

    2012-04-26 06:26:30View | Delete

    Am I the only one who was left with an image of the Palin girls when I read the word “Eskiho’s?” I need to go bleach my brain now.

  • TheLorax commented on the blog post Calling All Nerds (Solved!)

    2012-02-16 07:05:49View | Delete

    Now, if they would just make a flash drive that looks like Shakira’s ass…

  • TheLorax commented on the blog post Leave The Debt, Take The Cannoli

    2012-01-12 07:30:59View | Delete

    Help spread the terror:

    http://spreadingromney.com/

  • TheLorax commented on the blog post The End Of Sarah Palin As We Know It

    2011-11-01 09:35:09View | Delete

    I wanted to let you know about a new petition I created on We the People, a new feature on WhiteHouse.gov, and ask for your support. If this petition gets 25,000 signatures by December 01, 2011,
    the White House will review it and respond!

    We the People allows anyone to create and sign petitions asking the Obama
    Administration to take action on a range of issues. If a petition gets
    enough support, the Obama Administration will issue an official response.

    You can view and sign the petition here:

    http://wh.gov/bTn

    Here’s some more information about this petition:

    Create tax incentives to build solar panels on top of all big-box stores,
    strip malls, and office / gov’t buildings.
    Most businesses, strip malls, and big-box stores and office buildings sit in
    direct sunlight all day, every day of the week.

    These buildings could have solar panels installed to put energy into their
    own buildings, and put the excess energy back into the grid. This will help
    reduce our dependence on fossil fuels while saving (or even earning) the
    business money every day of the week.

    In order to make it a profitable endeavor for businesses, the federal
    government can use tax incentives to encourage owners and/or CEOs of big box stores, malls, and office / government buildings to install solar panels,
    thus reducing their own tax burden, save money on their own energy bills, and create revenue for the business by putting excess energy created back into the grid.

  • I found that story about a baseball card more interesting than a story about a presidential candidate.

  • TheLorax commented on the blog post Grifted & Lifted

    2011-10-07 12:09:49View | Delete

    Well, the Palins certainly have proven time and again they are good at keeping family secrets.

  • TheLorax commented on the blog post Oh, The Places I Will Go…

    2011-09-28 12:36:59View | Delete

    You absolutely have to eat here. Burmese food!

    http://www.burmasuperstar.com/menu.html

    Be sure to get the Tea Leaf Salad!

  • TheLorax commented on the blog post 9 Nine Nueve Neun Neuf IX

    2011-09-22 11:49:11View | Delete

    I blame Tom Tomorrow for sending me to your accursed site all those years ago.

  • TheLorax commented on the blog post Attention Whore Seeks Same

    2011-09-22 08:43:09View | Delete

    This thread needs more TurtleMan.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn8EQ0azXpQ

  • TheLorax commented on the blog post There’s A Hole In Daddy’s Head Where All The Money Goes

    2011-08-03 10:00:06View | Delete

    I bet that moochin’ freeloader even had a teevee in his hospital room! Also too.

  • TheLorax commented on the blog post All Conspiracies Great and Small

    2011-07-14 12:12:33View | Delete

    You forgot George Soros… or were you trying to cover something up…?????!!!!!!!!!1111one!!!!!!????!!!!!1

  • TheLorax commented on the blog post Work, Work, Work, Work….

    2011-06-21 10:25:17View | Delete

    Odd. you shouldn’t have had the problem at home on 2007. Were you saving it as an earlier version (e.g. .xls) or the new excel version ( .xslx)? .xlsx files should hold all the data…

  • TheLorax commented on the blog post Work, Work, Work, Work….

    2011-06-21 10:22:09View | Delete

    yep, either you need to upgrade to a more recent version of Excel (2007 or better), or you need to import it into Access instead (IIRC, it is File…Get External Data… then just go from there into a new table), or you need to split the dataset into smaller amounts.

  • TheLorax commented on the blog post The Other White Meat

    2011-05-23 06:30:08View | Delete

    I CAN HAZ BALLOOOONZ! (I am terribly sorry, but I had to.)

  • TheLorax became a registered member

    2011-05-23 06:27:33View | Delete