only if the Apache’s are armed with glitter bombs!

So, the real victims of gun violence are the gun owners who have to endure ‘emotional bullying’ afterwards and not the people who get shot in the head.

got it.

Obama and the Flying Killer Robots is going to be the name of my next band

In America, every day is Gun Appreciation Day

I just happen to own a gym with a muay thai boxing ring that I will let him use. Once he signs the waiver of course.

If I was him, I wouldn’t accept any visits from Romney before the fight.

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a ’64 Impala

You have a choice of two tanks to jump in.

One holds a great white shark, the other holds a piranha. Both fish are known to eat people, so it makes no difference which one you jump in.

But let me ask you this: do you think he’s done enough to reign in the greedheads on Wall Street?

No. but maybe you didn’t notice, he’s running against a greedhead from Wall Street.

or if you prefer:

For a follower of Thomas Aquanias
His views are really quite heinous
His “I’m doing fine
so fuck you, ’cause i got mine’
makes him sound like a Randian anus

Here it goes:

This follower of Thomas Aquainas
Whose views are really quite heinous
He says “I got mine”
‘fuck you, I’m doing fine’
and generally acts like your typical anus.

Here it goes:

This follower of Thomas Aquainas
Whose randian views are quite heinous
His views of “I got mine”
‘fuck you, I’m doing fine’
makes him your typical randian anus.

I did read it.

Holy Shit is all I can reply.

I am a CPA who does taxes for a living. Our tax code is set up to funnel as much money into the stock market as possible. I know this, because the Roth IRA was created in order to keep money in Wall Street. (IRA and 401(k)’s all have required minimum distributions when you reach 70 1/2). In 2012, it was said we would have 80 million people with IRA’s in the stock market over 70 1/2.

Paul Ryan wife is a tax lawyer. These people know what the tax code does, and who it benefits. Ryan’s budget, would benefit Wall Street even more.

The thing is, it is actually working for the Repubs. I have clients who bitch about AIG employees eating at his restaurant with ‘government money’ while at the same time insisting that the top corporate rate be reduced.

I had to explain to him that taking money our of your customers hands to give it to the corporate owned Applebees down the fucking road might not be whats good for your business.

why can’t these fuckers correctly spell things they hate so much.

‘Show us your Worth Certificate’!!!1!!one!

we’re judging him on a plethera of items.

we’re kicking him in is balls over his tax returns.

or Obama.

I don’t know, sounds like your saying if someone kicks you in the balls for the last 30 years, your wrong if you kick him in the balls back.

I agree, gentlemen don’t kick people in their balls, but if balls are going to be kicked anyway, you might as well get some in.

Trust are not a way to avoid INCOME tax. The tax brackets for a trust are narrow and you will be taxed at 35% for all ordinary income over $11,350.

You avoid this by distributing the income to the beneficiaries and they pay tax at their individual rate.

If your Mitt’s kids, you’re probably paying the capital gains tax rate anyway.

Trusts are used to avoid Estate taxes. You give away assets early in your life, and that way when you die 20 years later, the asset with 20 years of appreciation is not included in your estate.

I’ve often wondered if I had tourettes, it would explain alot.

So we’re all just lesbians trapped in men’s bodies now?

drift into political oblivion…and progressives with him.

I think you’re more upset that Obama didn’t lead you out of political oblivion, not that he’s taking you there with him.