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Tommykey commented on the blog post All Apologies
Re: Tierney, I had a somewhat similar case several years ago. Some of you may remember a guy in Florida who tried to trademark OBAMA BIN LADEN and was selling merchandise featuring Barack Obama in middle eastern clothing and toting a rifle. I did a post tearing the guy a new asshole. About a year or so ago, he wrote a comment on one of my more recent posts identifying himself. He said he realized it was wrong of him to do what he did and asked if I could delete the post I did about him so that it wouldn’t turn up in Google if potential employers tried to do research on him. Since he struck me as sincere, I complied with the request.
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Tommykey commented on the blog post They Call Me Quiet. But I’m A Riot.
yes, my name is Jennifer and I am totally lesbian for my wife.
John Derbyshire, on the other hand, thinks you’re way past your prime and wouldn’t even consider doing you.
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Tommykey commented on the blog post Google Killed The Twitter-Twat Star
The “take it off google” new internet tradition was just gravy on the biscuit
I think Mitt Romney would prefer to call it Cheesy Grits.
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Tommykey commented on the blog post Angry Boo Radley Is Angry
What a sad man. And to think that Tierney probably believes that him calling Sandra Fluke a cunt on Twitter represents a valuable contribution towards making America a better place for righteous folks.
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Tommykey commented on the blog post The Ladies Man
When I read the vitriol that people on the Right hurl at Sandra Fluke, it makes me think of that line from the speech at the end of The American President:
“Sydney Ellen Wade has done nothing to you…”
Sandra Fluke has done nothing to them but advocate for the right of women to have birth control covered by their health insurance policies. You would think she was trying to lobby for mandatory abortions for pregnant Republican women by the way they have reacted to her.
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Tommykey commented on the blog post Andrew Breitbart NOT Killed By ACORN Deathdrone … Or Was He?
Maybe Breitbart was killed by Anthony Weiner’s vengeful penis.
How soon before AB’s minions start claiming that he visited them and imparted divine revelations?
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Tommykey commented on the blog post What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Who gets to be Mr. Pink?
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Tommykey commented on the blog post Slow Poster Children Ahead
“Breitbart lives! Breitbart lives!” she exclaimed.
How long before his resurrected body starts appearing to his followers?
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Tommykey commented on the blog post The B-Team Is Go!
Is it just me, or does Ben Shapiro look like he’s perpetually 12 years old?
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Tommykey commented on the blog post Bill O’Reilly Is Done With Paying For Sex, You Hear? Done!
Jenn, for #3, there’s another possibility that would fall under that. Just think Diane Keaton’s Kaye in The Godfather Part 2 and her “miscarriage.”
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Tommykey commented on the blog post Bill O’Reilly Is Done With Paying For Sex, You Hear? Done!
Looking at that picture of a young Bill O’Reilly on the cover of his book, he has that look on his face like his father had to threaten to beat the shit out of him just to get him to cooperate for the photo.
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Tommykey commented on the blog post John Nolte’s Big Sarah Palin HBOner
We’ve already caught HBO in a whopper in a statement the network released yesterday. In trying to explain their way out of a partisan film put into production when Governor Sarah Palin was still a likely contender for the GOP nomination, and scheduled for release on March 10, just days after Super Tuesday when she might have clinched the nomination, HBO told let this one fly:
In the tradition of past HBO Films’ release schedules, ‘Game Change’ is set to debut in the spring.”
That is a flat-out lie.
For starters, spring doesn’t start until March 20, a full ten days after ”Game Change” premieres.
Hey John Nolte, The NY Mets first spring training game is played on March 5, 2012. Why that’s 15 days before the start of spring. Bunch of liars!
http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/spring_training/home.jsp?c_id=nym
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Tommykey commented on the blog post Virginia Is For Rape Lovers
iconoclast, I’m attending the Reason Rally in DC on March 24. I’m thinking of making a reservation at a nearby VA motel, and if McConnell signs the bill, I’ll call the motel to cancel the reservation and tell them why.
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Tommykey commented on the blog post Virginia Is For Rape Lovers
FWIW, I just called the Governor’s office and told the lady who answered that I call on the governor not to sign the bill. I’m a New Yorker, but I love visiting Virginia, it’s got so much history. But if this bill gets signed into law, then Virginia won’t be on family vacation itinerary for quite a long time.
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Tommykey commented on the blog post Virginia Is For Rape Lovers
Reminds me of a scene from Elizabeth: The Golden Age where Walter Raleigh tells her “I have named the land Virginia in honor of our virgin queen” to which she retorts “And what will you do if I get married, rename it Conjugia?”
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Tommykey commented on the blog post Somebody Got Slut All Over My CPAC
Who is the shorter guy with the glasses in that photo. He looks a bit uncomfortable.
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Tommykey commented on the blog post How Success Ruined Karen Handel
If Handel thinks she can spin this as a win for Komen, then I would like to introduce her to a Greek king named Pyrrhus.
“One more such victory and we are lost.”
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Tommykey commented on the blog post Lames, Trains, and Autodidacts
Looking at Rand’s eyes in that black & white interview, I’m reminded of that scene from Jaws with Robert Shaw:
“you know, the thing about a shark… he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living…”
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Tommykey commented on the blog post Mitt Romney Will Probably Never Be Live At The Apollo
Mitt would do a remake of the Depeche Mode song. “Corporations are people, so why should it be? You and I get along so awfully.”
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Tommykey commented on the blog post Nice City You Got There, Be A Shame If Anything Happened To It
McM reminds me of the American tourists who still won’t enter Central Park in broad daylight on a sunny Sunday in the spring
Reminds me of a friend I had (both of us living on Long Island) who had to drive upstate and asked me how. I told her to take the Cross Bronx and then there’s an exit to get off and drive a couple of blocks that will connect you to another parkway that takes you north. She was like “You mean I actually have to drive on a street in the Bronx!” as if there were going to be a pack of gangbangers just waiting to ambush her the moment she got off the Cross Bronx.
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