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unclemike commented on the blog post Meet The New Paultard, Same As The Old Paultard
I’m just fascinated by your creative punctuation spacing.
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I’ve only heard the version by the Holy Modal Rounders. Thank you, Dr. Demento!
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unclemike commented on the blog post Five Hawtest Ladysplainers Splainin’ Sexywrongtalk To You
Real funny Tbogg……now try it on black men
We might have to wait a while. I think neither Obama nor Tbogg find black men particularly attractive. But hang in there, Kassy.
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unclemike commented on the blog post What Would Jesus Delete?
Hispanic outreach: complete! Congrats, Republicans!
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unclemike commented on the blog post Honey, I’m Homo
Lesley, I vividly remember Susan Faludi’s book Backlash had an entire section detailing that particular hypocrisy: anti-abortion protestors that would suddenly show up with an appointment to “take care” of a daughter’s little “mistake” and then be right out front again the next week protesting.
Madness.
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unclemike commented on the blog post I Got 99 Problems But Being Rich Ain’t One
“…just past our 40th birthday.”
“…roughly-30-year-old software developers.”
“I’m 40ish…”
People actually write about themselves this way? Are they afraid that, if they state their actual ages, Obama’s Black Helicopter Army will track them down and drone their lily-white asses?
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unclemike commented on the blog post I Got 99 Problems But Being Rich Ain’t One
You took the grammar right out of my mouth, as it were.
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unclemike commented on the blog post The Emasculating Lesbo Bitches At The Bar Don’t Want My Man Gravy
When your “About the author” is over 300 words, you are really overcompensating for something. Hmmmm I wonder what Hawkins is overcompensating for by writing such a long, thick, heavily-veined, throbbing byline?
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unclemike commented on the blog post Like A Hole In The Head
I…er…uh…I actually bought one of these for a friend.
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unclemike commented on the blog post The First Rule Of Slap Fight Is: ‘Not In The Face’
“There’s a reason studies show that people skew more liberal the longer they’re in school.” –Ben Shapiro, bullied virgin.
“Just a wild guess, but is it because they become more educated?” –unclemike, teacher.
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unclemike commented on the blog post Climb Aboard Little Wog, Sail Away With Me
This group of entitled assholes cannot become extinct fast enough.
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unclemike commented on the blog post The Least That We Can Do Is The Most That We Will Do
I completely agree with Brian Fischer–god never allows anything bad to happen in places where he’s welcome. That’s why there’s never been any shootings in any house of worship ever.
Oh, wait…
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unclemike commented on the blog post Both Of These Things Are Just Like The Other
Positives: will bitch-slap Luke just like Mama Russert ought to have.
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unclemike commented on the blog post Scenes From A Maul 2012
Can. Not. Get. Enough. Schadenfreude.
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unclemike commented on the blog post Charming Older Man Singing Ditty About Obama Having Gay Mouth Sex
How dare you, sir. Every god-fearing Patriot knows the song is “Let the Eagle Soar.”
Like he’s never soared before! Harrumph!
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unclemike commented on the blog post Obama To Maybe Win In November; Front Page Commenters Hardest Hit.
They never mention how Gary Johnson is doing in the polls. THE WHOLE SYSTEM IS RIGGED.
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unclemike commented on the blog post The Mysteries of The Female Organism
“Fucking lady plumbing…”
It works as an adjective and a verb! Too clever by half, Tbogg.
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unclemike commented on the blog post Today We Are All Citizens Of Whore Island
You stole my comment, hehehe. I watched this asshat on Maddow last night and was totally gobsmacked. Flabbergasted.
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unclemike commented on the blog post Book Chat Talk Thing
Because I am a total pop culture slut, I just finished reading Stephen King’s 11/22/63, which I thoroughly enjoyed up until the last 20 pages or so. King just can’t seem to stick the landing lately.
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unclemike commented on the blog post So, Yeah, It’s Fathers Day
Huh. I just bought my dad a bottle of Bacardi rum. But I labeled it “Vitamin Water.”
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