unclemike commented on the blog post Richard Clarke Gives Infowars A Big Old Deathrace Boner
Is it irresponsible to speculate? It would be irresponsible not to.
Arizona – Mark Lindsay
Alabama Song – The Doors
Z Y X – They Might Be Giants
Who Can It Be Now? – Men At Work
American Idiot – Green Day
My Shadow In Vain – Gary Numan & Tubeway Army
New Sensation – INXS
Main Theme – Danger Man
Ever Fallen In Love – Fine Young Cannibals
That’s Love That It Is – Blancmange
I got no bonus :(
Maybe I just think too much about stuff like this, but the first time I heard that line of dialogue in the trailer, “Everything on this planet has evolved to kill humans,” I thought: wait a sec; humans haven’t been on this planet for centuries, and yet everything has evolved to kill the one thing they have had no exposure to?
Uh, yeah, no.
I’m just fascinated by your creative punctuation spacing.
I’ve only heard the version by the Holy Modal Rounders. Thank you, Dr. Demento!
unclemike commented on the blog post Five Hawtest Ladysplainers Splainin’ Sexywrongtalk To You
Real funny Tbogg……now try it on black men
We might have to wait a while. I think neither Obama nor Tbogg find black men particularly attractive. But hang in there, Kassy.
Hispanic outreach: complete! Congrats, Republicans!
Lesley, I vividly remember Susan Faludi’s book Backlash had an entire section detailing that particular hypocrisy: anti-abortion protestors that would suddenly show up with an appointment to “take care” of a daughter’s little “mistake” and then be right out front again the next week protesting.
“…just past our 40th birthday.”
“…roughly-30-year-old software developers.”
People actually write about themselves this way? Are they afraid that, if they state their actual ages, Obama’s Black Helicopter Army will track them down and drone their lily-white asses?
You took the grammar right out of my mouth, as it were.
unclemike commented on the blog post The Emasculating Lesbo Bitches At The Bar Don’t Want My Man Gravy
When your “About the author” is over 300 words, you are really overcompensating for something. Hmmmm I wonder what Hawkins is overcompensating for by writing such a long, thick, heavily-veined, throbbing byline?
I…er…uh…I actually bought one of these for a friend.
unclemike commented on the blog post The First Rule Of Slap Fight Is: ‘Not In The Face’
“There’s a reason studies show that people skew more liberal the longer they’re in school.” –Ben Shapiro, bullied virgin.
“Just a wild guess, but is it because they become more educated?” –unclemike, teacher.
This group of entitled assholes cannot become extinct fast enough.
unclemike commented on the blog post The Least That We Can Do Is The Most That We Will Do
I completely agree with Brian Fischer–god never allows anything bad to happen in places where he’s welcome. That’s why there’s never been any shootings in any house of worship ever.
Positives: will bitch-slap Luke just like Mama Russert ought to have.
unclemike commented on the blog post Charming Older Man Singing Ditty About Obama Having Gay Mouth Sex
How dare you, sir. Every god-fearing Patriot knows the song is “Let the Eagle Soar.”
Like he’s never soared before! Harrumph!
unclemike commented on the blog post Obama To Maybe Win In November; Front Page Commenters Hardest Hit.
They never mention how Gary Johnson is doing in the polls. THE WHOLE SYSTEM IS RIGGED.
“Fucking lady plumbing…”
It works as an adjective and a verb! Too clever by half, Tbogg.
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