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unclemike commented on the blog post Jonah Goldberg and The Amazing Acme Twitter Machine
Hey Pantload: the phrase “child pornography” shows up IN YOUR OWN TWEET.
Jesu Cristo, how do these people even dress themselves?
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unclemike commented on the blog post Calvin Freiburger Does Not Care For Your Vagina Bowling Name
Au contraire, Cal. We like you a whole lot.
And what kind of counter argument could you possibly expect for “The women-folk made rude bowling team names?”
Please keep posting.
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unclemike commented on the blog post Bland On Bland
Just make sure it’s vanilla pudding.
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unclemike commented on the blog post Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it.
“Who let the dogs out? Who. Who.” –Willard Mittens Romney, while posing for a picture with some young blah people.
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unclemike commented on the blog post Where In The World Is Andrew Breitbart?
I think I’m going to start calling my bowel movements “Breitbarts.”
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unclemike commented on the blog post Holding Their Manhoods Tweetly
“The truth.”
They keep saying this phrase. I do not think it means what they think it means.
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unclemike commented on the blog post Kitchen Not Confidential
Well, that’s 20 saucepans each. It’s all so clear now…
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unclemike commented on the blog post Kitchen Not Confidential
Unless you’re opening a restaurant, why the hell do you need to hang 40 saucepans in your kitchen?
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unclemike commented on the blog post My Heart Belongs To Money
Backlash by Susan Faludi has a whole section regarding this phenomenon, with many stories of families picketing an abortion provider one week, getting their daughter an abortion, then going right back to picketing immediately thereafter.
The mind’s ability to delude itself is astonishing.
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unclemike commented on the blog post My Heart Belongs To Money
Good god, I got off the boat. And left comments.
What the hell was I thinking?
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unclemike commented on the blog post The Pink Badge of Cowardice
I just sent $50 to Planned Parenthood, and to Ms. Handel a nice thank-you note.
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unclemike commented on the blog post Nice City You Got There, Be A Shame If Anything Happened To It
She has worked at three start-ups, a consulting firm, an investment bank, a disaster recovery firm at Ground Zero, and The Economist.
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unclemike commented on the blog post There Will Be Teblood – The End Times Are Killing Me
I don’t know if I’m more cultured now, but that video made my bathing suit parts tingle.
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unclemike commented on the blog post Altruism Is For Suckers
If Home Buffet ever raises its prices, then Jonah might discover a cause worth abandoning his family for.
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unclemike commented on the blog post The Laughter Curve
I’d throw my used food at them, but I’m saving that for poor people.
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unclemike commented on the blog post Do You Know Your Enemy
Having taught both elementary and middle school, and worked in finance before that, yes, I truly believe not one of you privileged fucks could teach one day, let alone an entire rest-of-your-career, in the public schools.
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unclemike commented on the blog post Attention Whore Seeks Same
Wow. The Gates of Nades have been opened.
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unclemike commented on the blog post Where Is Paul Harvey When You Need Him…
Although I’m no fan of Obama’s plans, I believe that what he and the Dems are proposing is a far cry from the definition of “destroy.”
So hardtoport’s comment is still valid. Obama may want to cut some benefits, but the Repubs want to destroy the entire system.
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unclemike commented on the blog post Pearls Were Clutched. Sphincters Were Clenched.
Is that asshole drinking a Stella Artois?
Why does Breitbart hate American businesses? Why does Breitbart hate America?
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unclemike commented on the blog post The Illuminati Keep Killing Kenneth Gladney
I stayed in the boat. I feel like I won the lottery.
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