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vegasboomer commented on the blog post Live from Las Vegas: Republican Debate #10
Mitt was in my parking lot yesterday.
I got the hell out of there before it fully started. Early arrivals kept coming to our doors asking about restrooms, LOL. Sorry, we’re a secure HHS contractor, you gotta sign in and be badged and have an escort.
There was only ONE restroom available, up on the 2nd floor where Mitt’s HQ now is, but IT is 4-digit passcode protected.
Sorry. Hold it.
No Porta Potties? Oops.
I didn’t know this was fixin’ to happen. I had some devious ideas when I found out.
- Rent a bus, go around to all the Star Nursery places, and hire a bunch of, — well, you know, — and pay ‘em to mill around the entrance to our parking lot;
- Put up a lectern in the parking lot, with a “Valet Parking, $20″ sign on it, and just park cars randomly down the side streets and in the vacant lots, and other business complexes. Throw the car keys away, and vanish with the moolah;
- Make up a bunch of fake Herman Cain (or Sarah Palin or Ron Paul) signs, and wave ‘em around while eh spoke;
- Or, make up some “Mitt: I am the 0.099%” placards and flaunt them around.
The possibilities were endless.
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vegasboomer commented on the blog post Live from Las Vegas: Republican Debate #10
Ahhh…White Man Speaks Now.
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vegasboomer commented on the blog post Live from Las Vegas: Republican Debate #10
You mixin’ apples ‘n orahngiz…
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vegasboomer commented on the blog post Live from Las Vegas: Republican Debate #10
$1 trillion in year one.
Yeah.
Sir, please pee in the vial.
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vegasboomer commented on the blog post Live from Las Vegas: Republican Debate #10
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vegasboomer commented on the blog post Live from Las Vegas: Republican Debate #10
Spot on.
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vegasboomer commented on the blog post Live from Las Vegas: Republican Debate #10
Take a loaf’a bree-ed”
Ip Du Tan.
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vegasboomer commented on the blog post Live from Las Vegas: Republican Debate #10
“Brother”? “Brother”?
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vegasboomer commented on the blog post Live from Las Vegas: Republican Debate #10
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vegasboomer commented on the blog post Perry Campaign Reeling Going into Tonight’s GOP Debate
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vegasboomer commented on the blog post Perry Campaign Reeling Going into Tonight’s GOP Debate
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vegasboomer commented on the blog post Perry Campaign Reeling Going into Tonight’s GOP Debate
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vegasboomer commented on the blog post Obama Support: Nothing Breeds Pessimism Like Past Failures
Mork Romney spoke at a rally in my office bldg parking lot yesterday. I left work early to miss it.
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vegasboomer commented on the blog post Obama Support: Nothing Breeds Pessimism Like Past Failures
Read “Boomerang.” The damage is more severe and intractable than most people realize.
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vegasboomer commented on the blog post Not So Fast on the Magic Solution for Euro Troubles By Sunday
Read Michael Lewis’ “Boomerang”.
The mess is bigger than most people think.
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vegasboomer commented on the blog post Throughout 2008, Herman Cain Repeatedly Mocked the Idea the Economy Was in a Recession
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vegasboomer commented on the blog post Throughout 2008, Herman Cain Repeatedly Mocked the Idea the Economy Was in a Recession
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vegasboomer commented on the blog post Throughout 2008, Herman Cain Repeatedly Mocked the Idea the Economy Was in a Recession
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vegasboomer commented on the blog post Late Night FDL: About to Get Hotter Than Any Pizza Oven
Nahnoo Nahnoo.
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vegasboomer commented on the blog post Late Night FDL: About to Get Hotter Than Any Pizza Oven
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