So tell me, Rush: is Tit-Shimmy Palin a slut because she had a baby without being married, or is it okay, because she didn’t use birth control?

Is my religious liberty being denied if Mormons decide to rebaptize me after I am dead? Can my family sue the LDS for forcing a baptism on me when I don’t want one?

A Catholic friend tells me, “We always viewed Lutherans as the Marines of Protestants.”

Was Callista raised Catholic? Why, then, did she attend Luther College, a Lutheran institution? Just curious; I am a lapsed Lutheran, myself.

My brother rescued a beagle many years back. Sadie had seizures, and I think her treatment was phenobarb, given once or twice a day. It didn’t seem to be a big problem; she was around until her mid-teens. She was quite deaf in later years; don’t know if the phenobarb contributed to that. (I’m thinking of Rushblo with his oxy/hearing problems. Ick.) Sadie was never great with her bladder control. I don’t know if that was part of the seizure thing or just the result of rather haphazard training when she was young.

Good luck with the pup. He’s got too much bassitude for this to slow him down.

He must get together with Frank Miller! They can do Early-Bird dinner at 4:30 some day soon.

That tat really makes me think of the film “Zoo.” Just sayin’.

Does she have children of her own? Man, I hope not. What an abomination.

Uh-oh! Looks like someone got hold of a thesaurus.

All I know is, Dennis Prager must never set foot in any secular grocery store. If he did, he’d have seen that Cosmopolitan magazine has been explaining what men want and what they are like to eager women readers for the last forty or fifty years. And so did all those Bride magazines in the 70s and beyond. Even someone from the buckle of the Bible Belt has to know a little about what’s going on in the big evil liberal cities on both coasts. We womenfolk will do just fine without “insider information” from Ol’ Denny.

There’s not enough heroin in the world to get me to marry a dick like Prager.

Sing it, sistah!

What is gained by stranding him in an airport, having him wait with countless other travelers—whose time is not worth one percent of his time

I think this pisses me off more than anything else. Has this alphadog-fellater been outside his beautiful bubble of wealthy and wealthier corporatists in the last ten years? Who the fuck is he to determine the value of my time, or that of anyone else’s? Not everything in the world is about money.

Epstein may think only bazillionaires value their time, but he demonstrates how tone-deaf he is by actually putting it where us proles are able to read it.

Russert says. “The news media is a results-oriented business. I don’t think a company like NBC would pay me if I wasn’t qualified and wasn’t able to produce on this level…named Russert

Fixed.

Best wishes for a quick recovery for Fenway. I’ll be waiting to hear the “All clear.”

I call bullshit on the graffiti: not one building emblazoned with a crude rendering of cock and ballage.

Freaky Callista, good Catholic girl that she is, bears more than a passing resemblance to Pope Benedict XVI. Just sayin’.

http://maltadiocese.org/files/2010/12/Pope-Benedict-XVI.jpg

I would like for all devoted Ayn Randians to enjoy their little movie with a big old bag o’ salted dicks.

What a perfect opportunity for any aspiring entrepreneur! All we need is for someone to offer taxi service to all the Drunky McCowboys in Hale’s ‘hood. Why isn’t the Chamber all over this?

What a bunch of self-congratulatory tools. The message appears to be: don’t thank anyone who is paid to do a job; they already get money for it. So, !fuck you! to doctors, nurses, ministers, hairdressers, plumbers, lawn-cutters, paper deliverers and every other damn profession in the fucking world. You damn well better believe I thanked the vet when she stitched my dog’s ear. And the docs who diagnosed my son’s MRSA and operated on him. And the nurses who cared for him in the hospital. And I also thanked the teachers who gave him extra help with math and art and welding, because now he’s in an engineering program at college, and his good grades rated him a scholarship. Damn it, I need to thank him and my fellow citizens of New York state!

And while I’m at it, I’ll send out a big thank you to all the teachers who taught the doctors and nurses and veterinarians. I didn’t pay them directly to help me and mine, so I guess that’s only fair.

I really really do hate the Ayn Randian “I did it all myself” bullshit. Go fucking invent electricity all by yourself. Go teach yourself fucking brain surgery, if you’re so damn self-sufficient.

“a significant correlation between sexual restraint and emotional well-being”

Sexual restraints? Ross believes bondage makes couples happier? Wow, who knew?