• Please tell me this is all a work of fiction…all I have to say is that whoever typed up this screed is a seriously deluded person, verging on insanity. Also, too, it’s GOOD to want things. Does not mean you’re going to get them, but everybody needs a goal. h/t to the landlord; “Trailer Park Aimee Semple McSnowbilly” is the real “master stroke” here! Bravo!!