1. Annabelle – Gillian Welch – Revival
2. The Infant Kiss – Kate Bush – Never For Ever
3. Million Miles – Bob Dylan – Time Out Of Mind
4. Lumpy Gravy – The Persuasions – The Persuasions Sing Zappa
5. We’ve Been Through Some Crappy Times Before – Austin Lounge Lizards – The Drugs I Need
6. Spanish Castle Magic – Jimi Hendrix – Axis Bold As Love
7. Sleeping Dog – Pete Townshend – Who Came First
8. Sleeping Knights of Jesus – Robyn Hitchcock – While Thatcher Mauled Britain
9. Mockingbird – Barclay James Harvest – The Best Of
10. Chank – John Scofield – A Go Go

Bonus: Amazona – Roxy Music – Stranded

This is one of the odder random ten lists I’ve gotten. It’s like a horribly mismatched outfit.

1. Poor Ellen Smith – Neko Case – Canadian Amp
2. Imagine – Dolly Parton – Those Were The Days
3. Babbette – Frank Zappa – You Can’t Do That On Stage Anymore
4. Despair Tire – Seatrain – Marblehead Messenger
5. (They Call Me) Mr. Lucky – The O’Jays – Back Stabbers
6. Badia Boogie Woogie Waltz – Joe Zawinul – Brown Street
7. Wedding Bells, Let’s Turn Back – John Prine – In Spite Of Ourselves
8. The Old Cross Roads – Bill Monroe – The Music Of…
9. Ready Or Not (Here I Come) – The Jackson Five – The Motown Years
10. I Wanted Everything – Ramones – Weird Tales Of The Ramones

Bonus: Jollity Farm – The Bonzo Dog Band – Gorilla

Thanks nosy liberalz and jewz. After suffering and dying in the holocaust, now the victims will be excluded from an eternity of Mormon bliss. I hope y’all are happy.

I haven’t played in a while but since it’s Shakira day, here goes:

1. Desert Sky – Sunyata – Gypsy Sun Gypsy Moon
2. A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes – Frank Zappa – 200 Motels
3. China Blue – Weather Report – This Is This
4. Flight From Lucifer – Jethro Tull – A Passion Play
5. Spooks – Tom Tom Club – Tom Tom Club
6. Grand Finale – Alice Cooper – School’s Out
7. Scriabin: Piano Sonata #2 – Roberto Szidon – Complete Piano Sonatas
8. You Don’t Know Me – Willie Nelson – The Songs of Cindy Walker
9. Light My Fire – Nancy Sinatra – Nancy
10. Under The Bridge – Red Hot Chile Peppers – What Hits?
Bonus: Bolero – Django Reinhardt – Complete Hmv Sessions

Extra Special Komen Implosion Song: Dancing Madly Backwards (On A Sea Of Air) – Captain Beyond

1. In The Meantime In Pernambuco – Gogol Bordello – Trans-Continental Hustle
2. Ballero – War – Live
3. Aye, Aye Mama – Clifton Chenier – Frenchin’ The Boogie
4. Almost 18 – Roy Orbison – Ooby Dooby
5. Better Save Yourself – Chris Bell – I Am The Cosmos
6. Black Polished Chrome – The Doors – An American Prayer
7. Dark Water & Stars – Jack Johnson – Thicker Than Water
8. In The Warm Room – Kate Bush – Lionheart
9. I Got Stripes – Johnny Cash – Ring Of Fire
10. The Sacro-Iliac – 10cc – Sheet Music

Bonus: Sirabhorn – Jaco Pastorius – The Word Is Out

1. Every Grain Of Sand – Emmylou Harris – Wrecking Ball
2. The Trans-Love Express – Jean-Luc Ponty – Enigmatic Ocean
3. Racetrack France – Gil Scott-Heron – Bridges
4. Can’t Get My Motor To Start – Nick Mason – Fictitious Sports
5. Reprise – Ani DiFranco – Reprieve
6. Penguin In Bondage – Frank Zappa – Roxy & Elsewhere
7. Luddite Juice – The Gourds – Haymaker
8. One More Mouth – Josh Ritter – The Animal Years
9. Stop Messin’ Round – Fleetwood Mac – English Rose
10. For The Sake Of My Brothers & Friends – Dave Grisman/Andy Statman – Songs Of Our Fathers

Bonus: Extrication Love Song – Hot Tuna – Hoppkorv

I demand to see Sarah Palin’s original Matzoh recipe!

1. Toast The Earth With ExxonMobile – The Austin Lounge Lizards – The Drugs I Need
2. I’ve Loved Her So Long – Neil Young – Archives, Vol. 1 Disk 3
3. Your Long Journey – Robert Plant & Alison Krauss – Raising Sand
4. Four Leaf Clover – Old 97′s – Hit By A Train
5. Satisfied – John Cale – Black Acetate
6. Boom, Boom Out Go The Lights – Little Walter – His Best
7. Sparkle & Shine – Steve Earle – Washington Square Serenade
8. Dear Doctor – The Rolling Stones – Beggars Banquet
9. Flying On The Ground – Nils Lofgren – The Loner
10. Gasoline Serpent – DeVotchKa – SuperMelodrama

Bonus: Catfish Row Symphonic Suite – Riccardo Chailly & Stefano Bollani – Rhapsody In Blue

I think Obama sees his role as the fluffer president. “C’mon y’all, if I can’t get the Boehner up, there’s no show. Nothing can be done.” It’s very inspirational.

I’ll be releasing a new version of Sweet Child of Mine, soon. It’s the G&R version with me swearing a lot in the background.

Kenny G. is the Vanilla Ice of jazz.

1. The Best Kept Secret – Jerry Douglas – The Best Kept Secret
2. 21st Century Schizoid Man – The Crimson Jazz Trio – King Crimson Songbook Vol. 1
3. It’s Up To You – Moody Blues – A Question of Balance
4. My Name Is Buddy – Ry Cooder – My Name Is Buddy
5. My Generation – Todd Snider – Songs For The Daily Planet
6. My Love – Paul McCartney – Working Classical
7. Public Disservice Message – The Best of the National Lampoon
8. Charcoal Blues – Wayne Shorter – Night Dreamer
9. I Am A Vamp – Ute Lemper – All That Jazz
10. Celos – Gidon Kremer – Hommage A Piazzolla

Bonus: Orange Blossom Special – Richard Greene – The Greene Fiddler