Me haz confused: I thought the Puggies were supposed to take the senate BACK this year—cause from where I’m standing most of our “up” seats are safe and this makes three red seats that will/might turn blue.

Thanks, Teatards! Sadly, their purity crusade only works in toss up states. Except, of course, North Carolina.

I think it’s pretty fucking obvious. They’re going with the boring white guy who won’t even be able to deliver his own, must win swing state. Puggies KNOW they’ve lost this one and are gonna go least offensive in hopes of keeping the house and maybe getting the senate (unlikely given the two red seats for sure turning blue).

While Rubio might’ve been controversial and brown, he represents the OTHER must win state for the Puggies and could (at least theoretically) put a dent in the Latino vote for Obama.

Since the wingnuts are running so far behind with the ladies, obviously it makes perfect sense to pick a VP who gets a 100% rating from the National Right to Life Group. And at least pays dodering lip service to the Teaparty.

They know they’ve lost and they’re already looking ti minimize damage. And dream of 2016 when Jebby tries to make it Bush cubed!

onitgoes—I’m sorry you’re actually making yourself read it. I’m happy to say MY tween doesn’t get the hoopla, either—but every other kid in her middle school finds it enthralling. Today the entire school went to see the movie (day before Spring Break). A bunch of the kids planned on dressing up like characters in the movie.

Bear in mind, this is a school in one of the most progressive neighborhoods, in the bluest district in Oregon (yes, Portland)—and still all the kiddies couldn’t get enough. We had librarians on the news yakking aobut what an awesome book it is. I’m missing something.

As much as I hate to admit this—moving past the 1% oppressing the 99% (though a fundy would just call them liberal, urban elites or Hollywood types), there actually ARE pro-wingnut/real Amerika elements to this movie/book series.

1) The good characters are from Hillbilly land and the South. And work with their hands.

2) Redneck poverty and want is portrayed as a character strengthening virtue (cause then they know real hard work and how to be hungry–not like those snotty privileged jerks from the “career” sectors).

3) The sector assigned to produce technology has “super intelligent” inhabitants who “look Asian”.

4) Hunting is good.

Basically, I’d just call it a crappy, derivative (don’t even get me started) movie from yet another crappy, teen lit series. So if the wingnuts want it, they can have it.

Not to mention, according to Snowtard Snooki, the “tools” they were left with are the same ones employed for centuries (at least since Gutenberg’s time). Most commonly utlised in contemporary days by very young garage bands and yours truly when our kitty went missing.

P.S.Tto illustrate the limited effectiveness in the modern world, even my 11 year old would use facebook to promote HER band (if she had one) and the kitty came back on her own a few days later.

Even more proof these so called calendars and seasons are evil, librul lies????? September 20th begins fall, but it’s still warm (actually, most of the country, including the PNW stays warm-ish and pleasant typically through mid-October, sometimes even a bit later).

And don’t even get me started on how roasty NYC usually is already by early June (or how it can be cold a snowy in April). Oh the Humanity!

Even more horrible? They’ve infected my Republican employers with their propoganda: we had a targeted start date of March 12, 2012 for our new facility opening. When I ordered banners for the construction site, they told me to word it as “Spring 2012″. Obviously, they’ve been brainwashed by big brother.

Don’t forget, when they weren’t conquering men with feminine wiles, they were fighting for voting rights (including extended, rather brutal imprisonment complete with force feeding and rats), helping the poor in settlement houses and seeking to make the world better in a vast variety of other ways.

If it weren’t all heathen and eewwy foreign and stuff, I’d think maybe they base their ‘dos on Japanese culture. Except those ladies have even more power. It’s the housewife in Japan who makes ALL the family decisions: where they live, what car they drive, where they vacation, what schools their children attend, etc. The husband literally turns his entire paycheck over to his wife, receives a small allowance and in reality does what HE’S told.

I actually can’t imagine anything that would make Mr. Zumpie happier than my being completely financially independent—-in fact the more independent, the better!

Moving on, and I thought these two wingtard dorks were annoying—they’re mad and ultra modern in comparison. BTW, while you’re gagging over their wonderful, wonderful union—apparently Kristen now makes her marriage rock in 100 ways and crap cause 5 years ago hubby was porn addict.

I actually doubt he was even a REAL porn addict—just liked to look at Shakira (or another pretty lady) while grabbing some wood.

mind you,

Not only do many non-profits exist solely to raise funds to pay their directors, but they’re super snotty about a) their faux missions, b) the people they ask for donations from and c) treat their line level employees like shit.

Ever interview with one of them? As an event planner, I’ve done so quite a few times. The last thing I’d ever want to do is praise for-profit businesses, but at least most of them are polite to you when you meet with them. Most non-profits will just sit there insulting you to your face. And that’s before they quote you the slave wages (Komen pays line level employees about 25% – 40% below competitive wages), let alone stress you beyond measure with their petty, political bureaucracy.

Ditto when your organization hosts an event for them. Prepare to be treated like they’re doing YOU the favor by accepting your free stuff. And will let you know how inferior it all is and how displeased they are by the free event, that they did nothing but show up for and collect $$$ from.

True, ‘dat. There are even a couple of Puggies here in OR District 3.

Guns, I’ve now peed my pants, thank you! BTW, wonkette’s begging their readers to, um, slip one past the censors on hermsanawesomelover.com Hope you’re in.

Though I do hope you lied about your location and said you live in Bend or Pendleton or Idaho…

Oh, geez Tbogg, run! Angela Schudy of Real ‘Murica is so totes on to us! Of course we Demonrats machine thingy planned this whole thing in advance—it’s the same way we knew to plant birth announcements in Hawaiian papers almost 50 years ago when some bi-racial Kenyan kid was born.

DUH!!!

He’s every bit as fugly as his cheap assed site.

In other news, it’s now brag worthy that you know the concierge by name in Biloxi. Oh and that you wear Tommy Bahama shirts. Who knew?

Puhleeezzee. Try living with a kitten who has now so fully bonded to me that she invariably tries to dry nurse on me anytime I dare to sit down for 5 minutes. Unless, that is, she’s in psycho kitty mode and feels compelled to stalk my toes and beat them into submission!

Hee! Well, Jay with those two and Ricky all babbling about Jesus, it would be!

Sometimes truth is even funnier than snark! Barbie’s joined Crazee eyes in tag teaming on the Cowboy!

Also, too also: Apparently it is simply hilarious when our President uses a standard grade paper clip to keep papers from scattering all over the place. Mary Worth’s retirement community is officially more exciting than Fox News. And busybody Mary Worth is apparently notably cooler and more interesting than Steve Douchetard.

Yeah, villains are generally at least reasonably intelligent (it helps with the nefarious, sneaky plotting and stuff). These clowns? Uh, not so much.

Since when have the Puggies been against any form of big business vaccine? Oh, right. Cause it’s also about the evil sex and somehow that takes away our freedoms.

Scary part is, even a long running comic strip about a judgey old busybody in which little, if anything, (old than old people sitting there) ever happened is STILL more interesting than the headlines above.