I just came from a press conference held on the beach of Grand Isle, Louisiana. It was a joint briefing by representatives of BP and the Coast Guard. When questioned about which entity was in charge of the operation, there was clear confusion about how to answer the question. In fact, no one was in charge of how to answer that question.

We drove up the beach to a media staging area with satellite trucks. We counted about 24 workers half-wearing their plastic suits digging up debris and sand from the beach and putting it into plastic bags. As the media drove down the sand, Sheriff’s deputies on four wheelers sent most of the workers to tents further down the beach, while several stayed to pick up sticks and sand.

The press briefing focused on cleanup operations in Grand Isle. BP says that they have "everyone they need" and "all the resources" required to clean up Grand Isle, Port Fourchon, and other localities around us – no more boats, no more men – BP’s rep was very certain of that. Even the Fox reporter rolled his eyes at that.

The final question of the conference asked who was in charge – BP or the Coast Guard. The Coast Guard’s spokeswoman said that while BP was the "responsible party," the Coast Guard was "overseeing" BP’s operations.  When pressed on what that meant, BP said they work "in tandem" on all decisions. "Coast Guard is in every meeting," he said. The Coast Guard then stepped in and said that wasn’t quite correct, as the CG oversees what BP does – it doesn’t make decisions with them. But they step in"when something’s not going right."

When pressed for what hasn’t gone "right," Coast Guard reps closed down the press conference. Later, I overheard the spokeswoman saying one of the things that CG stopped was rescue workers from smoking while cleaning up.

From what I can tell down here, it’s clear BP is fully in charge, and Coast Guard is sitting on the sidelines.

UPDATE: I added video of the relevant section of the press conference and realized I missed a key statement. BP says that the Coast Guard is "embedded in our organization." Huh? How is that "overseeing?"