In a press conference on the beach of Grand Isle, Louisiana last week, a BP spokesman claimed that the company’s solution to removing oil from marshes will be to set up boom that will capture oil as the tides come in an out.
FDL Seminal diarist Ivan Oleander asked BP’s spokesman about how to remove oil from the marshes around Elmer’s Island, part of Grand Isle BP blocks press from viewing.
"What we’re doing with the marshes is deploying snare and absorbent boom currently. With the tide changes, it works pretty effectively at picking up oil as the tide comes in and out," said BP’s flack.
That sounds nice, except for the reality of how oil hits the marshes. Oil covers the grasses and plants, leaving the plants brown as the water recedes. Pelican nests and rookeries become covered in thick brown oil as the tide comes in. The oil soaks into the soil of the marsh lands and barrier islands, eroding the fragile ecological makeup of the wetlands. Even with a minor spill, oystermen reported oil-covered oysters ten years after the spill because of oil seeping into soil.
Yet BP’s plan to clean up the marshes and wetlands is to set up some boom and let the tide handle it. "It works pretty effectively," BP says.
BP clearly doesn’t begin to know, understand, or care about the realities of the problems created by its oil disaster.
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Criminals destroying us & Obama’s happy to accomodate them.
He’s got to do. I’m dead serious.
The man needs to be impeached.
He’s a total menace to this nation.
And if you find your way to the rainbow’s end, you’ll find a pot-o-gold left by a careless Irish midget, yours for the taking.
Only if one quaintly and naively believes by “the nation” the slaveowners mean “the people.” :-/
There’s the other small problem of who would do the impeaching. That’s sort of like asking the perpetrators of a murderous international crime to do the investigation….oh, wait….
No, the only thing we can do is ditch the whole system. Actually, the system’s already dead – what we need to do is recognize that and move on to whatever we create next.
(Doesn’t mean we shouldn’t keep talking about it, it just means we need to direct our energy out into our definition of “the nation,” not inward to the necrotic tissue.)
It really is amazing that people listen to anything BP says.
The tides go out, and then the tides come in, and the cycle repeats itself.
The tides will take the oil out, and then take the oil back in.
That oil will degrade over several decades of the tides going in, and then taking the land and oil back out.
Ofcourse it will keep killing more marshland, and everything it touches until time and mother nature clean up BP mess.
BP doesn’t have a plan to clean up the marshes, wetlands or the ocean.
BP only has a plan to clean up any evidence.
Precisely. BP doesn’t care. They’re a corporation, they don’t, won’t, and by intentional design can’t care and will never care. The cognitive dissonance and disappointment is a result of the logically fallacious assumption or hope that they do.
Dealing with a corporation is like dealing with a sociopath.
That’s why the BP environmental massacre and Israel’s flotilla massacre are so much the same – BP is a sociopath in the form of a corporation, Israel a sociopath in the form of a nation-state.
Both are essentially sociopathy, just taking different forms.
Why did we ever think that BP had any expertise in this area at all?
Why are they being allowed to contaminate their own crime scene?
Why isn’t someone who knows what the fuck they are doing in charge of this?
Drilling ain’t remediating. And, truth to tell, BP doesn’t even really know how to drill, do they?
Fuckin’ assholes.
These assholes live and work in concrete jungles. What the fuck do they know about wetlands?
There’s as much chance of Obama being impeached as there is of BP’s Hayward getting the Nobel Prize in Chemistry. Now a primary challenge could be a whole different story.
I think they know what reality is. They are just lying in hopes of minimizing the damage to their bottom line. They are more concerned about public relations than they are about actually rectifying the situation. Sweep it under the rug.
Pretty well sums up the Administration as well as the BP employees. That photo-op of Obama in a white shirt and slacks peering at clean stretch of sandy beach was an instant classic.
BP will say anything knowing that the corporate media will parrot their PR and large swaths of the U.S. public, being terminally ignorant, will swallow it hook, line and sinker. That’s all they have to do. Mission accomplished. Any where else in the world with few exceptions the citizens would be marching on the streets threatening revolution. The U.S. public probably recognizes on an unconscious level that the authorities will gun them down like dogs, after all that’s how the plutocrats view the citizenry.
Teddy, Obama would want us to trust the corporations. It’s the bipartisan thing to do.
So far, the only thing BP has been successful at is to make the oil leak faster.
I can say that if everybody gives me five bucks, I’ll snap my fingers and it will all go away and be just as grounded is reality as what BP just said.
Which is what the dispersants do and all that they do.
Exactly. Listening to BP spokespeople, all they care about is oil being visible on shore. Fuck the Gulf.
The Gulf is just an obstacle to be overcome to get to the black gold.
That focus is also in the reporting press and Team Obama’s statements as well. They are counting on out of sight, out of mind. Chances are that it will work once again, being buried under all of the calamities to come. Failing to fix anything is a very useful idea behind the shock doctrine.
But, but, but ….. Al and Tipper Gore are separating! Surely our intrepid media will spend the next few weeks digging around for some tawdry infidelity, rather than covering a boring old oil disaster.
Didn’t BP also tell us the oil would never reach the coasts or the marshlands?
They will hire 10 people to float through the marshes and stroke each dying blade of grass until all the blades have died. They will put the cost on their PR budget. Their coffee budget will be bigger.
BP’s liability cap is $75 million. They spent $50 million on the current ad buy showing what a caring fellow CEO Tony is. *spit*
I believe Hayward about as much as I believe Bibi the Butcher.
Wetlands = the puddle of water in the yard after it rains
Wetlands = the muddy spot left behind when you wash your car.
Wetlands = the dark spot on the carpet where the puppy peed.
wetlands
At first I thought that Water You Waiting For was a typo, then I realized Oh they’re being clever.
Think I’ll pass on that one.
F*cking Jeebus.
Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.
HuffPo slideshow
Die, baby, die. The mantra of the corporatists.
Didn’t BP also tell us the oil would never reach the coasts or the marshlands?
Going back even farther, I remember the first day it was reported on the radio (NPR): “There is, however, no danger of an oil leak.”
Any other fairy tales?
thanks Micheal up front and close reports. Wish I could toss some money your way. Youngest kid in college. funds will be tight for another year
Thanks for what you are doing
Did you see these heart breaking pictures
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/03/gulf-oil-spill-photos-ani_n_560813.html
Tony Hayward is the new Baghdad Bob
did not see your link. those photos tell it all.
Should put BP right on the photo
They love to plaster their logo all over the media, why not on those pictures?
Tony Hayward is the new Ken Lay.
Can’t go near Grand Isle and risk having an oil-soaked pelican stain his pretty white shirt.
Could do a photo Before BP (BBP) and After BP (ABP) stamped on the photos.
Behold! The power of BP.
It’s just more than sickening. Between the BP story and the Flotilla Raid, I had to stay away from all news yesterday. Even watched a dumb movie instead of Keith and Rachel. And, even hearing how “furious” the president is doesn’t help me feel any better. /s (just in case I’m not being heard correctly)
That would be Robert Gibbs.
My BP Mole Spills the Secrets of BP’s Cleanup Ops
more at the link.
One can hope this company of assholes goes more than broke – to jail would be best – if it weren’t likely that many decent working people there would lose their jobs. So at least fire the Chief Executive Asshole and his asshole cronies.
This is how they’re going to hold cleanup expenses below $3B.
Excuse me but this looks like a total “f*ck you,” fly-the-middle-finger move on the part of BP and its Casino financiers as a way to show us who’s *really* in charge while our puppet government sits on its @ss.
Folks do know what industrial accidents are and what they mean. Here’s what Der Spiegel reported about New Orleans back in 2005:
- from “Spiegel’s Daily Take: Katrina and the Waves,” 08/29/2005
I disagree with Der Spiegel assessment, the Obama Administration OWNS this as much as BP and it’s Casino financiers. Meanwhile the Euro continues its slide and “BP Downgraded By S&P To AA-, On CreditWatch Negative.” So somebody has a conscience or the rats are leaving the sinking ships (e.g., like Messina?) or both.
On May 9th, “Oil Spill Spreads, Sweden Offers To Help“:
Anyone know the status of this?
Further, Swedish press appears selectively silent– plenty of coverage of the Gaza blockage activists but precious little regarding the BP gusher.
Why is Ivor van Heerden working for BP and doing sweet crude NPR spots (today) about how the oil has only effected “10s of miles” of Louisiana coastline, that the reports of damage are “overstated” (his own words btw)?
http://www.npr.org/templates/player/mediaPlayer.html?action=1&t=1&islist=false&id=127501659&m=127501646
Just last week the Governor said “100s of miles” of Louisiana coastline have been impacted. I suppose that Governor Jindal perhaps wasn’t riding in the same Fly-Over as Van Heerden who is locked under contract with BP?
Under contract with BP, Van Heerden’s views are censored and subject to BP Public Relations. This is heinous.
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