"A young man with curlers at home on west 20th street"

"A young man with curlers at home on west 20th street" by Sebastien de Buyl on flickr

I’m thinking about suing the Dumbass Reality Discovery TV Network, for bringing on another stroke.  I’m still wiping Pepsi off my monitor screen and trying to chant down my blood pressure.

First off… since I know nothing about beauty shops OR hair “salons”…  when does a beauty shop in a podunk town in the middle of nowhere get to be a “hair salon”?  And is this Jessica Steele our next Bristol Palin, destined to make a fortune from nothing more than her connection to the Wasilla Squidbillies?

The flipping Discovery network… not satisfied with cramming the Trailer Trash queen and her low rent family down our throats for months on end with that horrendous non-reality POS, “Sarah Palin’s Alaska”… which was 10% Alaska and 90% Palin electioneering propaganda… has revved up to inflict… hope you’re ready for this… “Big Hair Alaska” upon us.   This is yet is another alleged “reality” show, this time about the small town beauty shop where Sarah Palin supposedly gets her hair done.

Lord love a duck!  BG and YD are right… you can NOT make this shit up.  No matter how bizarre a concept you come up with, the damned packagers and handlers for these two bit attention whores are going to top you so don’t even try to imagine how far any of them will go to make money off their “fame” or how far the MSM will go to make money off them.  Just sit back and wait.

http://www.aoltv.com/2011/08/03/sarah-palins-hair-salon-reality-show/

Sarah Palin’s Alaska hair salon is getting the reality TV treatment.

The Beehive will be the subject of ‘Big Hair Alaska,’ a two-part special on TLC. Here’s how the network describes the series:

“This special goes inside a busy hair salon is Wasilla, AK, where the personalities of the owner and her staff are as big as the hairstyles they create.”

Question please?  How big a staff does a beauty shop in a town of less than 3000 people have to have?  Or maybe the question is how big a staff did they need before Sarah Palin?

The Beehive is known for giving the former Alaskan governor her famous up-do hairstyle.

Really?  It wasn’t “known” for a damned thing to me before today and I’m guessing I’m typical.  How many of you gentle readers, trying to deal daily with the effects of the crap being espoused by Sarah Palin knew who fixed her hair… or gave a rat’s ass?

According to MSNBC, Beehive owner Jessica Steele confirmed the news on Facebook.

“TLC just announced their fall lineup, and we are on it!!!! Our show is called Big Hair Alaska!!!! Omg!!! It’s really happening!!!! :) ,” the Facebook posting read.

TLC is the network home to Palin’s reality series ‘Sarah Palin’s Alaska.’ No word on whether the Tea Party lightning rod will appear on the reality special.

Well… if I had to guess… I figure the queen of ka-ching ain’t gonna miss too many chances to get her face on TV.

‘Big Hair Alaska’ is scheduled to air on Sept. 20.

Thanks for the warning. I’ll be sure to have TLC permanently blocked by then.