I drive 25 miles to work each day.  One way. I live in Euclid, an inner ring, predominantly black, suburb of Cleveland. I work in an outer ring exurb, if not the out and out country. In between is a county of outer ring suburbs.  The exurban county is solid Republican. The outer ring suburban county is one of those “swing” counties. My home, my county, is Cuyahoga County, and my home city of Euclid is definitely inner ring suburb.

I want to tell you about the yard signs I see every day on my commute home. Maybe you can tell me about the yard signs you see going back and forth to and from wherever.  Let me lay down some definitions.

OBAMA and ROMNEY are running for President. BROWN(incumbent Democrat) and MANDEL(boy wonder Republican) are running for US Senate. All others will be referred to as Local D or Local R–you know, State Senators and Representatives, judges, county commissioners, and the like. If one yard has a plethora of signs for one party or the other,  I will refer to it as a Local D or R cluster. I’ll throw in a few other yard signs just for fun.

So. Coming home from my heavily Republican exurban place of employment, I see, in order:

Local R cluster, Local R cluster, Local R, Local R, Local D, Local R, BROWN, Local R, FOR SALE, A-1 Septic(we might have a winner, there), Local R, Local D cluster, Local R, Local R, FOR SALE, Local R, FOR RENT, Local D cluster, Local R, BROWN, Local R cluster, Local R cluster, Local D cluster, FOR SALE. FOR RENT, MANDEL, Local R cluster, Local R cluster, Local D, Local R, Local R, Local R, FOR RENT, Local R, SOLD!(Hey, we have a winner!), AUCTION(uh-oh), Local R   cluster, MANDEL, America vs. Nobama(what the hell does that mean?), MANDEL, BROWN, Local R, Local R cluster, Local R.

Now I cross a county line into an outer ring suburban county.  Local R, Local R, Local D, Local R, PIZZA and ICE CREAM(how can you argue with that?), Local R, Local D, HOT DOGS, Local R, Local D, Local D cluster, Local D, Local R, Local D, Local D, Local D, Local D cluster, BROWN, Local R, Local D, Local D, Local D, FOR RENT, FOR SALE. Local D, FREE CRAFT SALE, Local R, VOTE YES FOR THE PARKS!, Local D, Local R, Local D cluster, Local R, Local D cluster, Local   R cluster, BROWN, Local D, Local D, BROWN, Local R, FOR RENT.

And now, I cross into the inner ring suburbs of Cuyahoga County. BUY 2 TIRES, GET 2 FREE!, FOR RENT, FOR SALE, FOR RENT, FOR RENT, FOR SALE, Local D, BROWN, BROWN, OBAMA, OBAMA, OBAMA, OBAMA, OBAMA, BROWN, OBAMA, OBAMA, OBAMA, OBAMA, OBAMA, OBAMA, OBAMA, OBAMA, FOR SALE, OBAMA, OBAMA, OBAMA, BROWN, OBAMA, GO BUCKEYES!

Hey. It’s Ohio.

Anyone notice what was missing?  I’ve driven the same route for over 4 years. 4 years ago, I would have listed at least 10 McCain signs.

I LOOKED for a Romney sign in one of the heaviest Republican counties in Ohio, and found…not a single frickin’ one.

Then Quinnipiac has Obama up by ten in Ohio, 53-43?  Game over. The PTB have anointed Barack, Patron Saint of the Bankers.  Mitt is just a sideshow about as attractive as the Bearded Lady, something to sucker the really, REALLY stupid people with.

Of course, the M$M will do their damndest to make the horse race look close, or at least like a race; they need to keep their ratings up, after all. But this is over.

Or, try to prove me wrong. Or right, or whatever. What do the political yard signs look like in YOUR neighborhood?