Large and increasing numbers of Republicans, particularly conservative Republicans, believe Barack Obama is a Muslim. This fiction has been helped along by goobs conflating Islam with terrorism, or in Michele Bachmann’s fevered imagination, traitorous unamericanism. Many Christian zealots believe Muslims, and by extension the “Master Muslim” Obama, are filthy devils incarnate chiefly because they aren’t Christian. But aside from Atheists, they inexplicably don’t make such a big deal over Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, or any number of other non-Christian beliefs. Even child-abusing priests are somewhat OK as long as they are conservative child-abusing priests.
Among a group of people that wouldn’t believe Obama was born in Hawaii if the delivery doctor showed up and took a polygraph to the contrary, falsely believing Obama is a Muslim isn’t much of a stretch. ‘I want to see the long-form baptismal certificate, dammit!’
By comparison, everyone correctly believes Romney is Mormon. However, despite believing Mormonism is an unchristian cult and those clean cut fellows on bicycles wearing black tie and white shirts are vaguely evil because voters know zip about them (including that their church is called the Church of Latter Day Saints and not The Church of Mormon), they don’t seem much bothered.
Despite all that, the larger and more interesting question here is, “why does it matter”?
Except for the fringiest of the fringy, no one accuses Obama of terrorism against Americans. Hating the commie bastard for Obamacare and the fact he can’t create jobs isn’t a Muslim thing it’s a Democratic thing and no one, even the Muslim conspiracies, suggest otherwise. Conversely, cult member Mittens is the good, though not particularly well-liked, guy. Perhaps Romneylans believe the angel Moroni or God can both create jobs and repeal Obamacare equally well and Mitts is just the vessel for creating burger-flipping serfs. Who knows? We are not talking rational logic here.
Come on conservatives, hate him because you hate him, and don’t cower behind a false belief like some Democrat wussy. You’re supposed to be the party of hard-edge authoritarianism, not some gaggle of bleeding heart socialists. You are the self-professed, iron-willed masters of the universe. Hating him for being a Muslim is like you bowing to the Queen despite that special Anglo-Saxon relationship. Hate him for something real like being black or singing Motown passably well or being a taxing taxer of the over taxed taxpayer. Be genuine. Be real. Fess up and admit Obama being a Muslim and Mitt being a Mormon are about the same thing.
The answer to the question, “why does it matter” is this. It doesn’t. Not by a Muslim longshot.
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What’s the difference? None if you’re an atheist like myself but for the believer, there is plenty of difference. For example, Islamists don’t believe that god made native Americans brown and that it was a form of punishment. Muslims, to the best of my knowledge, don;t believe in golden tablets which nobody has ever seen or magical rocks that translate the aforementioned fictitious tablets. So other than abstinence from alcohol and a flirtation with polygamy, hating gays and everybody the color of ___________, attempting to force their superstition of everybody else, they really don’t share anything but a god…
Hmmm, now that I think of it, they’re identical except for some superficial matters of dogma. Personally I think that if selectively enforcing Leviticus is what qualifies one as a Christian, (including Catholicism and LDS of course), Muslim, Jew, etc., as seems to be the case these days, they are all a bunch of hypocrites for failing to put a stop to those abominable shellfish eaters.
Not to quibble, but I live among many Mormons, have gone to their church for a couple funerals, and the actual name of their church is:
‘The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints’.
…attempting to force their superstition of everybody else, they really don’t share anything but a god…
As a Baha’i, Peg, it is ironic that all the major Abrahamic faiths do in fact quibble that their ‘god’ is superior, when in fact, it is the very same Supreme Being…! Each ‘son of god’ or manifestation(except Joseph Smith Jr) has advanced a new, improved message as Mankind has evolved…! The messengers were very specific in fully embracing each of the prior manifestations, but, each and every Religious regime has mangled the message badly…! 8-(
But the true irony stems from the fact that an atheist has to point that out to so many “pious” members of those faiths…
And a ZEN Buddhist wonders why they – the followers – praise the messenger but ignore the message.