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Sometimes I see myself doing some of the things republicans do, this happens to be one of them
Not confirmed yet but it seems Sanford didn’t want anyone to know he was out and about oh commando
Fogle points to a recent AP article which reported, "Every year on the first day of summer, a few outdoor enthusiasts nationwide expose virtually all of themselves to insects, scrapes and thorns for the pleasure of bonding with nature au naturel. They call it Naked Hiking Day…This year, the summer solstice falls on a weekend — this Sunday. Father’s Day."
Fogle asks, "Could it be that Sanford just wanted to go au naturel in the middle of the woods and was too embarrassed to tell anyone? Or perhaps he was one of the nudist hikers arrested be police and they had to work out a deal to quietly get him released."
The Associated Press’ story on Sanford follows.
I want to get on that hiking orgainization’s mailing list
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Commando Sanford ! love it
I remember when DC Gay Pride fell on Fathers Day but this is much funnier.
Sanford needs to come clean, so to speak. Lay all his cards on the table. Be transparent.
“Hello Jenny? Yeah, it’s the Governor — I mean, your husband. I’m calling you from Points of Otter, Virginia. I need you to wire bail money. …pause… I told you never to ask about my work!”
This is such a bad lie! A GOPer going hiking we might have bought but on Nakid Hiking day nope sorry no GOPer thinking of being President would risk being photographed hiking with a bunch of nude men and or women in the background.
You would think that after seeing the second Nakid person Sanford might have asked someone what was going on?
And then left before anyone took his picture.
Hmmm maybe we can photoshop Sanford walking with some nakid hikers as “proof” he really was on the trail?
Cripes I can’t believe the MSM is buying this story a father of 4 kids? takes off for days and his wife does not know where he is?
A) Sanford and the wife had a fight and he left
B) Sanford found a cute girl or a guy and had a long weekend
C) Drugs!, Booze!
First Sanford was writing? Now he’s hiking on Nakid Day pick a story stick with it lying is not that hard but please try and make it sound believable.
The voters unlike your wife (poor women) are NOT going to buy this.
now now, we’re having fun but it’s not confirmed yet
though I want to know what you do about misquitos in the nether area…do you smack the bug anyway?…would that raise some eybrows if someone saw you swatting a misquito in the nether?
what about a misquito on my butt?
would it look weird if you saw me spanking myself in the butt?
what would look more weird, smacking a misquito in the nether or spanking that misquito on my butt?
hmmm…
I’m wanting on this trip I have to say
He may not have been (most likely was not?) on the Appalachian Trail at all.
Maddow reported tonight that he was seen boarding a plane at Harzfeld Airport in Atlanta by a federal law enforcement official. I heard somewhere (might have been on Maddow, might have been NPR) that a South Carolina state vehicle was found at Harzfeld. No word on who was supposed to have custody of the vehicle.
Given the rapid-fire nature of the conflicting explanations of where Sanford was, I think the Appalachian Trail thing was a ruse. And in typical GOoP functionary fashion, no one bothered to see if anything untoward might be happening over the weekend on the AT.
Me, I want to know where he really has been. And who he was doing. And why he was doing it over Father’s Day weekend. Color me prurient purple.
You gotta love ‘em. GOoPers, the gift that just keeps on giving!
One word: DEET.
or four words: Avon Skin-So-Soft.
Agreed Sanford needed a lie and hiking is a good lie to bad Nakid Trail hike day was the day he choose for his hike.
Now there is the plane to explain. That and whats so important that is not job related that a father would blow off Fathers Day for?
Sanford is thinking of running for President I’m thinking this might sink him.
Maybe Sanford wanted to show that he has presidential timber?
Apparently Kathleen Parker agrees with you
Buenos Aires may be the trannsexual capital of the universe. Considering the nature of the GOP base, I’m surprised Sanford would even admit knowing the place exists.