This just makes me laugh:
A group of “free enterprise” activists have hatched an idea to buy an island park nestled on the Detroit River long the U.S.-Canadian border named Belle Isle from the City of Detroit for $1 Billion. Inspired by the philosophies of Ayn Rand, the chain smoking author who preached the benefits of an anarcho-capitalist free market system while collecting public assistance for her lung cancer, supporters hope to transform the 982 acre island park into a 35,000 person free-market city-state with it’s own laws, currency, customs and tax code.
This idea of a libertarian fantasy island is the brainchild of Ayn Rand enthusiast, Rodney Lockwood, Jr., a developer of government subsidized housing for seniors. Supporters of the plan, most of whom made their fortunes as recipients of corporate welfare from either the state of Michigan and/or the federal government want to buy the island for $1 Billion and claim the concept of the Belle Isle Commonwealth, as it is being named, “champions freedom and opportunity”
The backers of this effort to take a longtime public resource and turn it into a plutocrats’ preserve include a who’s who of wealthy right-wing “rugged individualists” and groups who owe their fortunes, in whole or in part, to taxpayers’ generosity. Among them: former Chrysler President Hal Sperlich, who went with Lee Iacocca to Washington, D.C. in 1979 to beg Jimmy Carter’s White House and the U.S. Congress for a government bailout of $1.5 billion, or nearly $4.8 billion in 2013 dollars; and Clark Durant, co-founder of Detroit’s Cornerstone Schools, a charter school system for students of upscale parents that receives lots of Michigan tax money. Groups involved in the plan include the Koch-funded Mackinac Center for Public Policy, the Walmart heirs (who might want to be saving their money instead, as their cash cow has suddenly gone into a tailspin — “total disaster” is the phrase one Walmart VP used in an internal email), Michigan Pyramid Marketing Pioneers, the VanAndel family and of course Lockwood, who is a board member of the Mackinac Center and gets tax subsidies and government loans for his many development projects.
Note, if you will, that these rugged individualists aren’t trying to build a casino-funded paradise from scratch on an old oil rig in international waters, or even take over existing tax-free lawless places like Somalia. Oh, no — they may themselves refuse to pay taxes, but they sure like the developed-world infrastructure that taxes and regulations make possible. So instead, they want to take over an already-existing piece of public property and turn it into their own pleasure dome, no plebians allowed, but with access to existing water, sewer and other public-utility hookups.
But I suspect that even taking over a piece of previously-developed public land may be too much effort for these Galtian demigods, even with Ricky Snyder’s and the Michigan Legislature’s wind filling their sails. These people aren’t innovators, they’re rentiers, and they don’t have the guts or the discipline to follow through on this.




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Is “the Belle Isle Commonwealth” a part of the US? As such, can its “residents”/citizens contribute to US political campaigns?
And what about the comings and goings to/from the “Commonwealth”? Are they going to have to pass through US Customs & Immigration on each trip? That could be a lot of fun!
Thanks for this, PW. The possibilities for mockery of this crackpot fantasy are endless.
This Michigander doesn’t think these guys are thinking big enough. Instead of an Belle Isle, a city park in the Detroit River, they ought to buy Beaver Island in the middle of Lake Michigan. It’s much bigger (55 square miles compared to Belle Isle’s 200-plus acres), much more remote (the hoi polloi can’t drive there), and was once ruled by a king.
Jeez, what a bunch of pishers.
There’s a two-lane bridge that connects Belle Isle to the east side of Detroit. Some Michiganders have suggested putting up a toll booth on the Detroit side and charging $10,000 to get on or off the island. A mere bagatelle for the hedge fund cowboys, arms merchants, and drug lords who will set up shop there.
Hmmm. I’m positive that water and sewer pipelines and taps to islands have to be in constant review from DHEC. Also any higher capacity to what is already there has to be approved and built on.
I agree, the Takers have no mind or sweat glands to actually build it from scratch. Their best sociopathic tendacies are to bribe the clearances, and pay others to build. No need for them to get actual, you know, dirt under the nails.
from the FAQ for the Commonwealth of Belle Isle
City of Detroit should counter with $4.5 billion price ask.
I like that and imagine that as soon as the island is est’d, they will start the process of voting some off…Just has to be that way.
I think this is a great idea. When the feces really hits the impeller all those well fed and healthy rich folks will be corralled on the island and be easy pickings for when we Eat The Rich.
I do have fond memories of Belle Isle in the ’60s, great place to make out on the grass.
Don’t ever underestimate these slugs. With Behner and the rest of the Leadership in DC anything is possible.
Yes, they have no idea of the proper meaning of The Commons.
If we could get them all in one place, it would be a lot easier to take them all out.
Grifting along with the griftering tumbleweeds.
What review. Just turn them off. They can provide their own services. I mean they are makers, not takers. Let them build sewage and water processing facilities. If they must impose on the people of Detroit, they can pay through the nose for it. They will also need to pay for any refuse disposal. If they dump sewage or waste, we drone them. Or hell, why spend that much – so hire a couple of snipers and have them shoot anyone seen dumping into US waters.
Let’s see how they deal without water, garbage pick up, and with overflowing toilets.
As for that bridge connecting Belle Island, I do hope it has a drawbridge so that the ‘makers’ can’t come over and take unless we let them (Much as I love it, somedays that $10,000 bargain rate will be just too damn low.)
Went ahead and fixed it up.
I give these cretins about a month before they start eating each other. “Hey, them VanAndels taste sorta like chicken!”
I don’t like the whole “drone program” thing but in this case, I’ll make an exception.
Drone strike.
The men will be happy for awhile with their big screens, endless games or one sort or another and very large cigars. The “ladies who lunch” (wives) will become bored, begin to compete about who has the best clothes, will no doubt have affairs and it’s all over. What a bunch of idiot people.
Except no lunches there, it would require little people to make the food and bring it to the table, clear and do the dishes. So soon the happy island confronts the conceptual nature of their ideal.
I looked at “What are expected to be the primary industries of Belle Isle?” Yup, “rentier” is precisely the appropriate term.
Oh, and Glenn Beck as some awesome ideas, as well.
How the guy is gonna do all this on a parcel of land smaller than at least Rhode Island, I have no idea!
Don’t forget the Citadel – wonder if they’ll be sworn enemies – or allies
They’ll be like Survivor contestants, only less attractive.
By the way, I misspoke about the area of Belle Isle. It’s close to 1,000 acres, which makes it about twice the size of the Principality of Monaco. The island also hosts an annual auto race, although it features Indy cars rather than Formula One.
If they can come up with the billion in cash I think the city should sell. Sure they lose a park but the entertainment value of this enterprise as it tries to get off the ground will be hilarious and will equal the pleasure a park can give. With some of the money large areas of the city could be properly razed and made into parks or common areas. The thing is I doubt they can raise the billion and the whole idea is just Randoid fantasy.
Let’s see how they deal without water, garbage pick up, and with overflowing toilets.
No worries. Their you-know-what doesn’t stink.
I love their idea that companies will flock to an island in the middle of the river in Michigan that has 35,000 people and no resources.
I also love their failure to recognize that people who pay a $300,000 ‘citizenship’ fee aren’t going to be willing to work as domestic help or even administrative assistants. And that the “fees” of getting on and off their sovereign island might be too high to make it worthwhile for people to commute. Fees that are going to be much more then profitable then any taxes on the type of wages the rentiers are likely to imagine paying. Fees for every person to exit (since no flights will be allowed to and from island from American airspace, and all boats will be subject to the same tariffs), and fees for any cargo that enters EVERY time. It hasn’t entered their thoughts that they will have to lower their fees or have ‘h1b1′ type visas for Maids and compensation that includes provided housing, food, and big salaries, or that there will be huge food and commodities cost from having to ‘import’ everything.
They haven’t thought this through in the least. It is right up there with the fantasy that unasked for invaders of a sovereign country would be greeted with cheers and rose petals as liberators in the pantheon of delusional rejection of all reality.
Ooh yeah! Battle of the City-States! Woo-hoo! Bring in the popcorn! Fun, fun, fun!
Absolutely correct thurbers. My youngr brother lives in Manhattan. He agrees with Madonna that one needs at least a million $ a year to live there in any degree of comfort. He makes very considerably less than that. He lives okay there, but at his salaray, he’d live a lot better much further away from the city.
But of course they will need some slaves, make that workers. This will be the ultimate company town, There are also some investors who want to buy a city in Honduras and enact their own laws there too. Next thing they will have their own countries with armies and alliances. Oh goody.
Is this like the Benton Harbor golf course?
Belle Isle has a nice fountain with cement lions and a great old aquarium with Pewabic Pottery tiles. No longer open.
Heh heh heh!
As long as they secede, I might be fine with it.
Wow. $300K to live out your life on an anarchic island in the rust-belt with 34,999 other sociopathic parasites. Sounds idyllic.
…and I thought the people who shelled out good money for a week on a Carnival cruise were dumb.
This could be a CASH BONANZA for Detroit..MAKE THE PAY THROUGH THE NOSE for everything -or, rather, make them pay the full non-govt subsidized price for thier electricty and water, and upkeep. For their sewage and trash disposal. For the policing of it…When they realize they are going to be sucked and fucked by the Govt they will all cry and go home, of course. But i would prefer to get them all on the island and laugh while deconstructing the whole thing, step by step, in perfect deatil, as it falls aparts and they demand to be subsidized with tax money for thier lame brain decisions – thats what they’re used to after all.Hoorah for anny rand
What happened to their idea of building ships and mooring them out in the ocean to evade taxes, the rabble, and the idea that society has rules for a reason?
Couldn’t they find anyone to build the ships for next to nothing and service them for less than that horrible, horrible minimum wage that this country foists on them?
*shaking my head at the stupidity*
I really so not envision Beck as the “hostess with the
mostess.” A pretty good chance that he could discourage
the ##s.
And just where will they house their standing armies? Michigan, our beautiful land and water, is ruled now by a bunch of exploiting asses doing the bidding of Greed.
Mammon family values, eh?
What a great idea! Then all us takers can make it perfect by putting a dome over it like the EPA did to Springfield in that “Simpsons” movie. And CBS can have a new “Survivor” series.
After the Randians have killed each other off, we can build picnic tables and grills and make it a national park with a socially productive theme.
No real capitalist would sell such a property. Detroit should rent it for $100M/yr, or $450M/yr, or whatever. Detroiters can become rentiers themselves, retaining the right of eviction and foreclosure, and any other development rights and exclusions.
How would Detroit feel about the Commonwealth of Belle Isle building a nuclear power plant?
How about a tourist railway around the Isle, so Detroiters can have a look at the 1% lifestyle?
Since the Randian paradise isn’t likely to last long, retaining ownership will make it a lot easier for Detroit to clean up the mess when the time comes.
Any chance of the city establishing a tire burning factory of a shit reclamation facility upwind?
Or tax haven?