LOS ANGELES (Roiders) – In response to protests from anti-war group Code Pink, former Bush adviser Karl Rove announced plans for a revised book signing tour dubbed Code Blue.

"We are going to screen out all bleeding heart liberals at the door," said the famed Republican strategist. "The heartbeat is a sure giveaway."

A recent Rove appearance in Beverly Hills became a disappearance when Code Pink showed up. Disappointed fans of the "Turd Blossom" were left clutching still-unsigned copies of Rove’s book, titled Courage and Consequences.