(An omnivore’s tongue-in-cheek variation on a seasonal ear-worm, inspired by yet another great pizza from the Cheese Board Collective in Berkeley)

Who knew Ole Saint Nicolas was a militant vegetarian?

Santé Claus is coming to Frown

Oh, your butternut squash: you’d better not fry
You Brussel ought sprouts, I’m telling you why
Santé Claus is coming to frown

Santé Claus is coming to hound
He’s checking your list, he’s looking for rice
He’s gonna find out who’s got the meat vice

Santé Claus is coming to frown

Santé Claus is coming: go brown

You’d better veg-out, you’d better not fry
You’d better not doubt, I’m telling you guys

Santé Claus is coming to frown

Santé Claus is coming around

He knows where you’ve been shopping

He knows if you’ve had cake
He knows you’ve been to Mickey-D’s
So don’t go for goodness sake

You’d best not munch out, you’d better stay dry
Better not tout those unhealthy buys

Santé Claus is coming to frown

Santé Claus is coming to hound

 
Photo by Shazz Mack under Creative Commons license.