
There are a lot of layers to the rotting mess of Wall Street and our economy; some are visible to the public, some are not.
There are the corporate front men who draw down some big bucks at the top of the financial industry; they get paid to be out in front and dodge bullets about the decisions made by the board of directors and management, and in some respects, to take the populist flack we’re dishing out now. They are paid to be the public face of the company.
There are the corporate management teams, which may or may not have worked its way to the upper echelons of their respective firms. Some of them may have truly slaved away over a hot desk for years to earn their rank, others may simply have been good at customer golf and sucking up to the boss, while being in the right place at the right time. You might see some of these chaps at the right golf courses or country clubs.
There are the boards of directors, of which many members are picked simply to look good on the board and be solid yes-men. (I’d say yes- women, but we all know women are pretty few and far between in the board rooms of the Fortune 500.) You might see these guys’ mugs in your annual statement if you own stock (but not if you own mutual funds).
And then there are the smart kids.
You probably won’t see them unless you or one of your friends raised them.
Calvin Trillin wrote a brilliant piece in The New York Times last week, in which a friend of his explained with enormous brevity why Wall Street collapsed last year.
The friend explained it was the smart kids who came to Wall Street who did it.
Trillin both puzzled and marveled at this explanation.
When I read it, I felt the immediate click of recognition. Ah, yes. Trillin’s friend saw what I saw in the bowels of the corporate world, but he managed to package it into a tidy handful of words.
You see, in the early 1990′s I worked for a Fortune 100 company as a corporate drone; I was one of those little handmaidens to the gods who wore Brooks Brothers suits and drove their big-assed Jaguars from Monday through Thursday and their restored convertible Corvette on Fridays before they headed to the yacht club to kick off their weekend. Occasionally I might be invited to have a cocktail at the country club to celebrate some business benchmark, but my duties were typically bound within the office I was assigned to, firmly ensconced between vice presidents of different functions, doing scut work related to financial reporting, corporate governance and mergers and acquisitions projects.
From the fine vantage point my office offered, I saw “banksters” coming and going daily, plying their services to this Fortune 100 holding company’s various corporate family members. Some of these names are now extinct, but I could expect to see Bear Stearns, Merrill Lynch, Lehman Brothers, Northern Trust and more beating a sedate tattoo along the carpeted hallway. The banksters made the corporation good money, sometimes more than the core businesses did during cyclical downturns. It was understood there was a symbiotic relationship between the banksters and the corporate holding structure for this reason.
And these banksters were sharp — sharp, like a knife. They smelled like it, if one can say smarts and money have an odor. It’s something like Italian wool combined with a faint trace of Cuban cigars, silk ties and fine leather shoes, laced together with a hint of single malt whiskey and a whiff of new car interior. Perfumers have tried forever to put this together into a bottle, but their attempts lack that subtle, acrid scent which trails a smart man of a certain intensity. I suspect you’d find the same men wafting the same odor in the halls outside congressional offices, if you could take the time to wait and watch.
These guys weren’t the smart kids, but they were almost as smart; they understood enough of what their little bevy of brilliant, young and cocky geeks were doing crunching away in small rooms under clocks displaying times around the world, enough to sell the crunching as must-have products to Fortune 100 companies.
The smart kids made these banksters lots and lots of money; at the time, Enron had not yet imploded and the smart kids were making Enron look like a money factory.
And the banksters were loving it, those heady days when everything they touched would acquire the same patina of wealth. They were so sure of themselves, so sure of their products and the team which made them so much money; how could their clients resist?
They couldn’t; the clients believed the numbers they saw, because they were numbers people and the language of numbers persuaded them in a way even the stench of smarts-plus-money couldn’t.
Now the Fortune 100 companies have their own smart kids on board, too; the firm for which I worked had some of the best and brightest, slogging away every day making global currency scream for mercy, holed up in a fishbowl-like room without windows and too-many computer monitors and hundred-line phones, ties hanging unknotted and slack around opened necks of poplin button-down shirts, shouts in different languages emanating from time to time as markets closed in Asia, then Europe…
The firm also encouraged staffers who weren’t working in finance to submit ideas which might make even more money once these ideas were in the hands of smart kids. And if you owned stock in the company, heck, who would turn down an opportunity to grow the value of one’s stock?
So I submitted an idea I thought up over lunch in my cube, and the smart kids answered with more questions. I went to meet them and talk over my concept; during the course of the conversation, we talked about Enron and what they were doing.
“They must be smarter than us, whatever it is they are doing; they are making money hand over fist, and we can’t figure out how they are doing it,” these smart kids told me. “We’ve looked at it and looked at it, and we can’t duplicate it.” There was no guile in these guys; they were gritty competitors in the world of money, but they gave up props willingly to smarter kids who could best them, these highly educated and savvy financial adversaries.
I couldn’t fathom how Enron could be smarter; it didn’t seem possible. And in less than 18 months, it became obvious that it wasn’t.
The only way those smart kids at Enron could do what they were doing was to cut corners, break the rules, outright cheat their way to the top of the heap. And the smart kids who lived by and within rules, who never considered the rules might be broken, couldn’t and didn’t catch them.
I always wondered where Enron’s smart kids went after the firm crashed, and where Worldcom’s smart kids went, too. They had to work somewhere.
Perhaps we know now where they ended up.
Trillin’s friend got it right, that it was the smart kids who did this. It just wasn’t all of them.
And it took some very sharp men who weren’t quite as smart to enable them and our addiction to their kind of promises.



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I really hated being a corporate drone. But I must admit I miss the banksters’ little gifts they plied us drones with as they pressed for business.
Like the time they left us a massive box of Valrhona chocolates from around the world; must have weighed ten pounds and cost the equivalent my weekly salary. OMFG were those good. A very guilty pleasure, but soooo good.
At this time of year, in the NE U.S., real drones get kicked out of the hive to die.
Ouch. I sense you were smiling ruefully when you typed that.
Went to a lecture on bees tonight, so I have a single-minded perspective.
My wild hive is back and ran the yard guy off. They didn’t like his big mower’s noise I suspect. Too funny. He didn’t think so, though.
Interesting. My semi-domesticated hive, which should have the same personality as a wild hive, as they’re the same bee, doesn’t mind the lawnmower at all. Now the weedwacker does perturb them. The mat is only a margin of a foot on all sides of the hive, so weekwacking is pretty close.
Where are yours relative to where the lawnmower works?
They’re in the tree about 12 feet up. Jack has one of those huge rear platform mowers and it’s really loud. Takes him about 10 minutes to do the “back yard” with that thing. He can whip (lawn guy jargon for edging) around their tree and they don’t bother him. Chased him down the alley, looked just like a cartoon. Only got him a couple times. He didn’t come back to whip for 3 days, though.
Yea! Smart kids raised and educated in America where making the all mighty buck, is king. It doesn’t matter if it hurts the economy, people, or even the Country, whether it is leagal, moral, or unethical, just pull every crooked string to the final end the BIG BUCKS.
We made these people, showed them that our laws and legal system are there to be used, and that the rewards can far outway any concerns.
Then afterwards our Government showed them they could actually be rewarded for what they did.
This is teaching the next generation to be even worse, because they see there is nothing to stop them at anything they do. They even see that the Government is for sale, is and can be bought, and no-one can do anything about it.
Hey, we did it. Until we see our role in this and change our behavior, we’re going to get the same results.
We wanted double-digit yields every bloody quarter when we got our 401k statements; we wanted to flip houses for a profit every time we bought and sold a home.
We also believed all the pablum we were taught in business school — which they continue to teach right now as I type this — that greed is good and shouldn’t be fettered by taxes in any way, or by public policy which might slow down growth.
The worst part of this situation is that the smart kids who are now diligently crunching away at new derivative products don’t remember the days before Glass-Steagall was killed by Gramm-Blilely-Leach. Enron is now a quaint example in a text book for the class of 2010, who will be crunching away in a matter of months.
Just as my kids, twenty-something on down, don’t remember the Fairness Doctrine, they don’t remember a time when there was a middle-class. They only remember a time when there were a very few who could afford not to care, and everybody else below who was terrified of the one thing which would drive them into financial desperation.
We’re going to have to build a new and better model, one that the smart kids can move to when they finish school.
And soon.
Never better spoken.
Unless alot more of us understand, thing will carry on.
I’m sixty five and when I put my pennies in the bank and they added up.
When my daughter put her dollars in the bank, and we finally took her to get them out, we found there was nothing left because inactivity charges ate up all her years of savings.
These are the bank practices we bailed out and are supporting.
Also when I was a kid if someone charged over 15% interest they would go to jail for being a loan shark. Today charge what ever you want is just fine.
You see we all sat back and said nothing while watching all this happen to us. Yes we thought we were using the system, and we all would be rich someday. Strange we found out we were being used, still are, and they will be richer while we keep trying.
I had a conversation just yesterday about how in my childhood, anyone who charged even 8% would have been viewed with disdain.
But Rayne, this post is absolutely brilliant.
This bit:
Having had my brief periods among ‘paper millionaires’, although my original work experiences had been in education, I can definitely attest that it wasn’t all of ‘the smart kids’.
It was the least nurtured (or those with other ‘issues’ that had nothing whatsoever to do with parenting styles or support resources), or those with the least confidence — dazzled by those predators they wanted to emulate — who f*cked things up.
But there were definitely ‘smart kids’ with phenomenal work ethics, willing to work hard for basically the promise of future wealth (but not much else except for maybe a crappy medical plan), and a sense of social responsibility who found companies or positions that didn’t’ compromise their principles.
This is an absolutely brilliant post.
And yeah, as for the banksters… how many didn’t really want to know how all that money was being made? Plenty of them, I suspect.
But the absolutely smartest ‘kids’ that I have ever met aren’t as motivated by money as much as the opportunity to create cool things, work with good (funny) people, and have a reasonable amount of autonomy.
If we ever see the long term ending of the Enron story, I suspect that what we’ll see is that the very best of the very brightest either left Enron, or avoided certain projects there. And the ‘smart kids’ who wrote the most destructive code were only ‘smart’, but they were by no means the truly best, nor the truly brightest.
I’m lucky to know quite a few engineers, and those at top of the profession always seem to turn out to be avid readers, creative, relentlessly curious, thoughtful types.
Those people simply don’t work for a destructive person like Skilling once they see his lack of self-control. At least, that’s been my personal observation.
I gotta say this one more time: this post is brilliant.
the corporate world is turning everything they touch to shit. they turned a mighty manufacturing industry to shit, they turned the american housing industry to shit, they are even turning art music and entertainment into a pile of shit. now they cant even do the one thing we thought they were good at, balance the books. they dont smell like money to me, they smell like shit.
AS an Ex Oilfeild Corporation President I agree.
The Government forced My Corporation into bankruptcy, by passing a little law that said that the Natural gas suppliers could buy gas from Canada cheaper than from our producers here. In our case alone killing hundreds of jobs and drilling for our own gas.
Sounds great cheaper gas, yet after that natural gas prices rose for no reason, and our people never saw a cent of savings but big corporations made billions.
So you’re saying that the government allowed suppliers to buy Canadian gas…This, the same government that won’t allow its citizens to buy prescription drugs from the same country? Interesting
Does this surprize You. Before that law change it was illegal to import natural gas from Canada.
Just like it is now illegal to import drugs.
Another tid bit that you might find interesting. Today Obama’s Tarp guy said that the reason AIG had to pay it’s big bonuses, was that they had contrats to do so from before the Tarp.
We had signed contracts to buy the gas from 365 wells drilled piped to the pipeline head that said they would buy all the gas we could give them. They broke those contracts to buy that Canadian gas as if there were no contracts.
yeah, but did those high rollers live up to their end of the contract? I know the answer. It doesn’t matter.
Licensed to steal, that’s what they got.
I dimly recall when that occurred, although I don’t quite remember how I heard about it.
But your point that contracts are NOT always honored strikes me as an essential piece of the conversation both about TARP, about the related bailouts, and about the world today.
Your comment really struck a chord, and I tip my hat to you (if you ever come back to find this comment) as seeming like a person who cared/s about his/her employees. In the final analysis, that counts for far more than we tend to bring into public conversations. And I don’t mean the phony ‘giving out nice perks’ kind of caring; I mean the kind of caring that lets people donate health days to an ill co-worker, or reschedule work to assist ailing parents or help out in local schools. I mean the kind of decency and consideration for others that was taken for granted in every community where I lived during my childhood. (And one of those was in a bombed-out city, so it has zilch to do with ‘infrastructure’ or ‘wealth’ and everything to do with — as Rayne points out @47, culture.)
But culture is developed through care giving.
We’ve had too little of that since at least the early 80s in American culture; the rabidly individualistic mantras were socially toxic, and it seems as if many here recognized that at the time.
Breaking contracts is one example: there are situations in which contracts probably need to be broken, although I think those situations are extremely rare and need to be very well thought through to cover as many ramifications as possible.
I’m of the view that — as masaccio once pointed out — those AIG ‘contracts’ were fraudulent, and therefore should not have been honored.
They violated trust; why should we honor their lies?
Why should theft and deceit be honored?
We honor the wrong things, and that act makes us all the poorer: socially, emotionally, economically, strategically (and I’d add ‘spiritually’).
But my dim recollection of the news about the gas coming from Canada is mostly about ‘price’; I don’t recall one single comment, or biz article, that focused on the issue of breaking contracts. If you view these decisions through the lens of ‘price/cost’, then it ‘makes sense’ to break a contract. But if you step back a few paces to look at the larger situation, then you have to take into consideration the question: ‘what does it mean socially, legally, economically, and in terms of community coherence if we break contracts when it suits a large corporate (or government) entity?”
I don’t think we’ve even begun that discussion in the U.S.
Why don’t people want to invest in Russia?
Because there isn’t enough legal framework and judicial clout to justify the risk (at least, that’s the view of some investors).
Rayne, this is simply an extraordinary post and every single comment here is a gem of insight.
One final thought: a friend’s last recommendation to me before she passed of cancer was that I read Francis Fukuyama’s book “Trust“. I realize that around these parts, Fukuyama is disdained as a neocon, but IMVHO he’s moved beyond that.
In “Trust”, he develops his thinking about an idea that he calls ‘social capital’, and I believe that it is relevant to this thread/post.
I have the paperback copy, but here’s something that I’ll bet you didn’t learn in biz school, and I’ll bet that you were never assigned Fukuyama:
(p. 7, pbk edition, Trust, 1995):
“As this book will show, one of the most important lessons we can learn from an examination of economic life is that a nation’s well-being, as well as its ability to compete, is conditioned by a single, pervasive characteristic: the level of trust inherent in society.”
In my experience, the ‘best of the smartest kids’ don’t damage trust; or if by something beyond their control their actions do destroy trust, at some point in time they try to mend the situation.
The ‘kids’ who are merely smart, but lack a solid moral compass, simply end up making one disaster after another, and after awhile become ostracized and outcast… but it takes time. (For more, see: Bush, George W.)
Quick note: Fukuyama wrote ‘Trust’ before he signed the PNAC document around 1998. Like others, I’m extremely distrustful of anyone involved in the PNAC activities and ‘letter’ sent to Pres. Clinton.
But Fukuyama was one of the first to break with the old PNAC crowd, IIRC.
And my friend had an MBA and had worked her way up in banking. Personally, I suspect that she is rolling in her grave over what has happened to ‘banking’ in the U.S.
I always tried to look at these things in a macro sense – what did it all add up to? If everyone expected double-digit yields, someone was bound to be sorely disappointed. The economy was never expanding rapidly enough to support that generally for long. Individual corporations conceivably could do it, but not an industry like finance. It didn’t make sense to me then, and now I know why.
That’s the trouble with smart people who have no ethics – they can snow you for a long time. Maybe we need to train them better next time.
I’ve thought about this a lot, often wondered about the kind of ethics training we provide to high school and college students. The first I had was in college, and it should have been part of our curriculum from high school forward. I was also incredibly lucky to have a professor who chose an excellent textbook and was himself a very ethical man; not every student is this fortunate and it’s manifest in the debris field of our economy.
Good business ethics are decisions made with reasonable decency and distributive justice, for long-term shareholder value — that was the essential core of my ethics class, in a sentence. And virtually everything which happened in business over the last several decades was in one way or more in contravention to this simple premise.
We need to have a dialog across this entire country about our future. We’ve not only bought into the Gordon Gecko mantra that “Greed is Good,” but we’ve bought into the false necessity of immediate and sustained growth for economic success. We need to have a fundamental reset of our values.
Thank you Rayne, this is quite an extraordinary post you’ve written.
Great post. The problem with the whole “smart kids” approach was the assumption that you could substitute mathematical modeling of a market price structure without really knowing anything about the actual market, whether it was interest rates, currency rates, housing, stocks, bonds, or commodities. It was all the same, but it didn’t stop there. You could create derivative securities off these which became their own markets and hedge them with yet other financial instruments, and then you could do the same thing all over again. This was and is the paper economy. This was and is the house of cards, the casino that our financial industry became and remains.
It wasn’t the smart kids that killed Enron. It was a bunch of people who vaguely understood how a market might work and how they might be able to make a market in something new. Instead of doing the work, they cheated. They were frauds, and they knew it. Today, they work at the car wash.
Oh, how I wish they were in car washes, but no.
I’m sure they’re working somewhere else in the financial industry.
The only guys who took the fall were the ones with the ultimate responsibility, the ones who blessed what happened below them, the guys whose names appear on the corporate charters and minutes of the offshore, off-the-books vehicles. But the people who did the work recorded in those corporate minutes? I’ll bet you a six-pack they’re not in car washes — unless they own a chain of car washes.
Noooo my friend they live happily in Fla and Texas in multi million dollar homes (estates) because of the the laws in those states that protect criminals.
It is unAmerican to pay your credit cards. It is unAmerican to pay your student loans. It is unAmerican to pay your mortgage. I ain’t paying any of these. Of course, I have no money. What I am not doing is feeling guilty cause I can’t.
I am not one of the smart kids but I know a few. Does that count?
Here’s my handful of words:
It’s easy to win when you cheat.
Excellent work, Rayne.
Some of my favorites were the tax Wunderkinds, selling for a US$1 million cash upfront, super duper, proprietary “tax packages” that would save their Fortune 500 clients Carl Sagan-like amounts of money.
Sight unseen, they expected a CFO to pay a million bucks. A lot of guys spent their shareholders’ money that way, the same way they peeked at porn and bought little blue pills via the company computers and Internet. I wonder how many tax partners who sold that crap stuck around after the audit guys extended their hotel stays to look a little deeper.
What Teddy said. There have always been people cutting corners and that won’t change. Jerry Brown is pissed at some corner cutting in Boston. Someone dreamed up that scheme but others higher had to OK it. Swindlers come all shapes and sizes.
If people think they won’t get caught, and in Enron’s case that was a good assumption cuz Kenny’s bud was in the White House, they will keep cheating stealing and lying. Stricter oversight is required because some folks just can’t help themselves.
As for the smart kids on Wall St., I saw enough of them to have some perspective. They really didn’t know very much. They just copied what the other smart kids were doing that was winning. When the market kept going in the same direction, it made money hand over fist. When the market turned, lost money hand over fist. The problem is bailing them out and not making them eat their losses.
Oh, and I really love the graphic. Briefcase is spot on.
Brilliant, Rayne. Just brilliant. And certainly a keeper. Wish you could autograph my copy.
Going upstairs for Late Night.
Rayne, you do have to differentiate between the worker bees and the suits (and I’m a suit). The smart kids, worker bees do truly come up with interesting and forward moving concepts and ideas. The problem is that the upper echelons – the suits – have been taken over by predators. But as you noted the predators are very, very smooth.
They cling to the greed is good mantra, and we as a society have let them. Well greed is not good. It is necessary even useful, but like a wild animal, a predator, it must be kept on a very stout chain. Starting with St Ronnie, we removed the collar and chain, and now we wonder why there are all kinds of dead bodies around. Hurumph.
I had the joy of dealing with the Enron boys for almost 2 years. The self proclaimed “smartest guys in the room” were the most arrogant collection of jackasses I’ve ever come across in business (but smooth). After one particularly galling encounter, I decide to suspend my belief, because I too had bought into the hype, and after only about 4-6 hours of digging into their public financials I came to realize that the whole thing was a house of cards. The key was not in the P&L or balance sheet; it was the cash flow statement. Unfortunately, it came a little too late to get my little start up out of their orbit.
10 year older and hopefully wiser, I can pick out the frauds & predators pretty easily now. It is not a great skill really, but just skills we don’t teach in combination, the Venn diagram intersection between finance and accounting leavened with an understanding of appraisal and the concepts of long term value creation (not short term predatory destruction.)
The last point being the major one at least tangentially in regards to your post; our economy has been hollowed out by the smart kids and the predators who have sold the idea that transaction churning is equivalent with value creation. Whatever the argument against say a GM in regards to its management practices, a GM creates far more value than a Goldman Sachs, because casino transactions are essentially a series of one time events versus the latter which creates a long term revenue stream.
There were a lot of worker bees and suits on both sides of the fence; there were worker bees who were sycophants and drank whatever Kool-Aid the suits served up. Can think of one person from my drone years who still makes my skin crawl recalling their ability to deny anything was wrong even though their boss was engaged in a clear violation of corporate policy. How flexible their mind was, along with their values…
And I can think of suits and worker bees alike who left positions because they felt they would be compromised. Unfortunately, our culture doesn’t provide enough praise or incentives for this. Worker bees, for example, may find themselves stuck because they must have benefits for family members; suits may be in such specialized roles that they can’t simply leave their job, they need a lengthy plan for personal redeployment.
Funny what an expensive but effective learning opportunity Enron was for some of us. Personally, I like to ask about chain of authority and controls; takes little to see whether a company is serious about these or not, but perhaps that’s because I spent more time with these kinds of documents. Oh, and auditors; I spent a lot of time with auditors. Amazes me what must have happened to Arthur Andersen, having been grilled by internal, state and fed auditors.
Am I mistaken, or is this post melodramatic poop?
I n the 90′s I worked as a scientist and engineer producing __real__ value and for the first time in my life could afford to actually **save** money. Went really well while the so-called smart kids built the balloon with my (and others) actually earned money. Then 40% of it disappeared as the market sagged in defiance of the “wisdom” that said “hold on it will come back – selling now will cement the losses”
Your post mostly reads like a paean to this snake-oilery. A faint whiff of regret can be teased from between the lines, but then it’s not clear what the regret is for – mourning the free gifts and who knows what else, bought with the mark’s hard-earned, possibly?
Bitter much? You betcha – see, I and others who created real value from lesser-value, but using real – science and real technology, not the bullshit lies of Wall St. Yes I’m fucking bitter as hell about, it with every right to be.
*Those* are not the smart kids – never were, never will be. This horse pucky was and is sold by the so-called “very sharp men who weren’t quite as smart” – except they’re “sharp” only in the sense that a lamprey’s teeth are sharp, and their liars brigade is/was no better.
I’m married to a masters-degreed engineer whose company makes capital equipment; their largest customer-base has been the automotive industry. Believe me, I know your frustration, watching hard-working stiffs who created real value who in turn saw everything they did come for naught.
If I have regret, it’s that I went to business school to become part of this machine. In hindsight, after all that effort, their indoctrination process was for naught and I’m left with what I now perceive as less-than-useful education. And I regret that there were so few treasured moments out of the years I spent as a drone.
Some of them were laced with dark and bitter humor, like those Valrhona chocolates I described, offered to a senior manager by one of the too-slick banksters. It wasn’t the expense or even the quality of the chocolate, or that no one else wanted or appreciated them…it was that the sickly little monstrous weasel of a senior manager was allergic to them, and cringed whenever he walked by them. Loved those chocolates, like dark little talismans to keep away one of those bad smart kids. They tasted like schadenfreude.
Agree about chain of authority and controls. But even with good practices, a bad ceo just stomps on them, even if outward appearances are maintained. Companies are essentially monarchies: arrogant king results in “L’tat, c’est moi”. AIG Financial Products, case in point.
And I don’t think controls were as much problem with AIG Financial Products, more that there was insufficient regulatory oversight tools to prevent them from leveraging everything. The entire food chain suffered from this, beginning at the point where subprime mortgages were sold, to the CDOs the mortgages underpinned, to the CDSs which AIG wrote upon the CDOs.
And an abysmally stupid electorate allowed them to do it.
Not “smart kids” Rayne, “smart asses.”
…And I don’t think controls were as much problem with AIG Financial Products..
Disagree there: See responses 8 and 9, but this I think was discussed long ago here at some point and probably getting pretty far off topic to your post.
http://oversight.house.gov/documents/20081007102452.pdf
We’ll have to agree to disagree. Personally, I think insurance companies never should have been permitted to do anything but insurance, and anything which wasn’t traditional insurance or reinsurance shouldn’t have been introduced except with the most stringent of oversight to ensure the vehicles did nothing but manage risk. Derivatives should have been strictly limited to swapping risk on insurance policies — like smoothing out losses on coastal hurricane exposures with inland tornado exposures, based on policies with actuarial data and not based on any physical collateral.
Note in the example you point to of a relative lack of concern for any regulatory body which might intervene. These guys became this overconfident and demanding because at no time in the previous four to eight years had any authority made examples of businesses operating in this fashion. Controls are worthless if there’s no internal and external culture to support and enforce them.
Elizabeth Warren for President!
And why not? Are we prisoners of the Democratic leadership or citizens?
Interesting insights.
My indirect brush with Enron (and the greater corporate world) came in the mid 90s at a multi-disciplinary engineering firm in the Bay Area where I did a brief stint as a consultant. The firm had just been gobbled up by Enron, and was re-purposed to work on (surprise!) energy-related infrastructure projects. In retrospect it may have been something of a front for the energy trading scams, who knows.
If I recall correctly, the Internet bubble was in its adolescence. I was kind of taken aback by the feeding frenzy on the “shop floor” among other design professionals who were captivated by the hour-by-hour growth in their portfolios.
Don’t know where they all ended up.
Reality check: wholesale fraud throughout the mortgage and derivative markets, by people of all intelligence ranges, caused the financial crisis, not the “smart kids.”
And the smart kids wrote instruments using toxic underlying CDOs, rarely if ever questioning the value of the assets. If there had been no derivatives written by the smart kids, losses might have been contained to a bank rather than across the entire financial industry and into the non-financial corporate world.
What most Americans don’t realize is that the feds had to scurry last year and perform audits of Fortune 100 companies’ financial functions because the derivatives created a massive chain reaction leaching into corporations whose core businesses have nothing to do with financial services — all because of the smart kids’ work which linked those toxic mortgages into their financials.
The surface thesis of your post and of Calvin Trillin’s is that it was smart kids that caused the crisis, because the front-line operatives at the banks and insurance companies were smart kids. I think it is binocular vision that caused the crisis, because most everyone involved had two eyes. The logic is flawed either way.
The subtext of your post (but not necessarily Trillin’s original piece) is that the “smart kids” are not really all that smart and you are using the phrase “smart kids” sarcastically to mean “look how stupid these kids were.” I am not disputing the point that these institutions were run by idiots but do you really want your takeaway from this crisis to be anti-intellectualism? Because some real smart kids use that intelligence to cogently argue for a public option, control of carbon emissions, regulation of banks, and the like. It can be good for those things. Meanwhile no one is going to argue the fact that wall st. is filled with greedy thieving assholes.
Rayne,
There was an Enron before Enron, it just didn’t make the news. It happened two years before Enron.
My husband worked for the company. Our retirement was paid out 90% in stock which had very strict limitations.
When the disaster hit, our retirement ended up worth 2 cents for every dollar.
Smart kids… Smart arse kids.
Thanks for the post.
Beautifully written piece, Rayne. Thank you.