From balcony of vacation villa near Dubrovnic, Croatia
Since the market crashed in September 2008 and the economy went with it, we’ve heard a lot of stories about the financial industry’s claim to les droits de la noblesse and the abuse of taxpayers’ money once TARP funds were dispensed to salvage floundering firms. Like that of former Merrill Lynch CEO John Thain’s $87000 carpet and his $1400 waste can for his newly redecorated office, we’ve seen it all.

Until now.

According to The New York Times, AIG’s CEO Robert Benmosche is so upset about pay restraints the U.S. government has implemented on his firm that he’s ready to quit after only three months on the job.

Of course he said this from the confines of his villa on the Croatian coast while on vacation.

VACATION.

During the first three months of his new job.

While overseeing his new vineyards.

And this guy can’t understand why there’d be lynch mobs looking for him?

Out here in fly-over country, where earning the roof over one’s head requires getting one’s hands dirty or slogging it out over a hot keyboard in a stuffy cubicle, many folks have forfeited vacations and taken pay cuts so they can continue to feed their families and keep their shelter.

A single mother of a teenager, whose education is one class shy of a master’s degree in education, is happy to snag a full-time office assistant’s position paying $11 an hour without benefits. It’s an improvement over $11 an hour as a substitute teacher. Working as a substitute, she can’t count on a regular check to pay the rent. Her underemployment has been emotionally draining on the heels of a personal bankruptcy. She’s happy even though this wage is only two times her rent; she’ll making do with consignment shop clothes for her son and herself, and her 12-year-old car because this is the best she can do when the rate of unemployment in her state is more than 15%.

Another fairly typical example: a Midwestern manufacturing manager travels three days out of every five, including trips overseas, doing the work of sales and management and administration, overseeing work on customer sites and begging for more work or for payments on work and goods already delivered. The same manager has taken three pay cuts along with the rest of his staff in order to keep as many staffers as possible employed and on their much-needed health benefits. The business has been dodging a complete shut-down of his facility all year, although not without losing a few staffers here and there through several cuts.

And in the background, there’s chronic pressure to make payments on time to the bank because this manufacturing business is seen as "high risk" due to the volume of work they do for the automotive industry. They’ve been expecting the boot from their bank for six months because of their risk index and are probably going to have to move to a cash-only operation, in spite of the fact that the kind of capital equipment manufacturing they do requires purchasing millions of dollars of materials and months of labor before they can ship, install, test the equipment and get paid.

But most of us who aren’t financial industry executives are quite familiar with these stories. We know the people who make real goods and perform services we use every day, because we are those people. We live out stories like those the single mother and the manufacturing manager every grinding, crunching day of this Unnamed-Great-Depression-Two, somehow lighter in the pocket as the sun goes down than when we started working at sunrise.

So what the hell is the financial industry doing any more? They aren’t lending money; they are preventing any hiring because of the need for small firms to retain more cash (when they have any) as credit is impossible. It’s absolutely unclear what the insurance industry is doing to create value for businesses, because the money goes in, keeps going in, and nothing comes out except for management salaries. Rather like banks.

And yet this leach-like asshole Benmosche — who makes in in 78 minutes what the single mother mentioned above will make in a month — thinks he’s worth more money?

The entire mess looks like nothing but massive extortion, one enormous shakedown. Locusts have come, eaten everything including the seed corn, and now have the unmitigated, arrogant gall to ask for more?

Stay in Croatia, Mr. Benmosche, take to heart your own words when asked why you chose a villa in Croatia.

It’s safe there.

Oh, and you might consider re-entering retirement. Especially if you can’t get buy on $3 million a year in salary and an estimated $4 million in other compensation.