Snow White came to the home of the seven Republicans, whose names were Grumpy, Grumpy, Grumpy, Grumpy, Grumpy, Grumpy and Sarah.

"Why isn’t your name Grumpy too?", asked Snow White.

"That’s a frivolous accusation!" replied Sarah. "Off with her head!"

At this point Snow White realized she was in the wrong fairy tale. She rushed out to her waiting carriage just as the midnight sun was setting, but it was too late! Snow White was devoured by the mama polar bear, the papa polar bear and the little baby polar bear!

"That will teach her to pal around with polar bears who don’t practice abstinence!" remarked Sarah.

"We all practice abstinence," declared Grumpy, Grumpy, Grumpy, Grumpy, Grumpy and Grumpy.

"Yes, well, some of you haven’t been diligent enough with your practicing," said Sarah.

And they all lived happily until 2012, when Barack Obama encountered Sarah on her way to her grandmother’s house.

To be continued…