Willard no doubt wishes that he had been able to confiscate all cell phones at the door, but that's a non-starter.

Withal, someone paying 50k to attend (or a beautiful "paid for" guest…), someone surely not in the reviled 47%, did a real number on the guest of honor.

The floor is open for nominations.

I rule out the disgruntled help as too visible and too harried to pull off the taping.

The more I ruminate, the more I lean towards a female hand on the record button.

I love you, baby.