Cross Posted at Legal Schnauzer
The Sarah Palin book-signing tour comes to Birmingham today, and our local newscasts were awash last night with video of people waiting in long lines, hoping to get wristbands for admittance to the blessed event.
When Palin begins signing copies of Going Rogue at 4:30 p.m. today at the Books-A-Million store in Colonial Brookwood Village, it sounds like the place will be packed with people who can’t wait to get a glimpse of the former Republican vice-presidential candidate.
As I watched video reports of people standing in line–if there were any folks with brown skin in line, they escaped my attention–this question came to mind: Why would people go to this trouble to see Sarah Palin?
Regular readers know that we like to play amateur psychology from time to time. So we’ve surveyed the literature and come up with an answer that we think explains Palin’s appeal.
Let’s get to our answer by asking a few questions:
* Are people drawn to Palin because of her qualifications for high public office? C’mon! All but the most radical Palin devotees probably realize that she was stretching herself by getting elected mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Palin was part of one of the most bungled national campaigns in American history, so it’s hard to see why her appeal would have much to do with politics.
* Are people drawn to Palin because she’s famous? The Palin story does have a postmodern, reality-TV quality to it, and quite a few folks probably find that charming. Palin’s message seems to be: "If I can be nominated for vice president of the United States, who knows what you can do?" But we suspect her appeal goes beyond fame. After all, former GOP presidential candidate Mike Huckabee was signing his book at the same store yesterday, and he’s famous. Huckabee drew a respectable crowd, but sounds like it paled in comparison to Palin Mania.
* Are people drawn to Palin because she’s good looking? We’re getting warm now. Even I have to admit that Palin is easy on the eyes. But does that fully explain her appeal in Birmingham, Alabama? I don’t think so. As we noted in an earlier post, Alabama might have more good looking women per capita than anywhere on the planet. Is a woman from Alaska really going to cause a stir here? You could go to Colonial Brookwood Village on any reasonably busy shopping day and see plenty of women who are in Sarah Palin’s league–or way beyond. And they probably know more about foreign policy than Palin does. So I don’t think we’ve quite reached our final answer.
* Are people drawn to Palin because of her demonstrated fertility? Bingo! We think this is our answer–or at least the main part of it. Palin, at age 45, has pumped out five white children. And we suspect a segment of the Republican base finds a certain comfort–and primal appeal–from that part of her biography. Why would that be? Well, consider that the U.S. Census Bureau issued a report in 2008 stating that whites will be a minority in this country by 2042. I suspect that causes quite a few white folks to feel like they are under siege–and in red states such as Alabama, it causes them to reflexively vote Republican, against their own economic interests. I think this is part of what Barack Obama was trying to get at during the 2008 presidential campaign when he referred to "bitter" Americans who "cling to guns and religion" during difficult times. In our view, Obama was right on target, but he didn’t go far enough. We suspect, subconsciously, many embittered Americans also cling to hopes for white fertility rates. After all, the "brown hordes" can’t take over if whites get busy in the baby-making business, right? And who embodies that ethos more than Sarah Palin? Our guess is that Palin’s fertility is a big reason she hit the national stage in the first place. What if she and the "First Dude" were like Bill and Hillary Clinton and had only one child? Would the McCain campaign have picked her out of obscurity for the No. 2 spot on a national ticket? I don’t think so. Fertility is a central issue in the Palin story, and we suspect it’s still at work, driving the Going Rogue book-selling train.
* Are people drawn to Palin because she has demonstrated her fertility while maintaining a svelte figure? Bingo, again! This is the second part of our answer to Sarah Palin’s appeal. According to research at the Legal Schnauzer School of Amateur Psychology, anecdotal evidence indicates that society has a special pedestal for women who can bear multiple children and still maintain an eye-catching figure. Women admire this in a "how in the hell does she do that?" kind of way. Men admire this in a "hubba, hubba, what a hot mama" kind of way.
So there you have it: Sarah Palin has become a mayor, a governor, a vice presidential candidate, and a celebrity–all while producing five white children and still looking mighty fine in a tight skirt.
Is it any wonder she’s a cultural phenomenon? Gee, I wonder if it’s too late for me to get a wristband.



13 Comments




Interesting analysis. I’m not sure it’s totally psychosomatic. Her message has its perks, too, for those inclined to a paranoid/libertarian mindset.
1) She dresses like a naughty librarian, and winks like a hooker.
2) Her base is dominated by chauvinism.
Mystery solved.
“What on Earth Explains Sarah Palin’s Appeal?”
1. a fifth the country is functionally illiterate
2. a third of the country never reads another book after leaving high school
All good responses, and I’m thinking “Blub” is pretty accurate. There IS a lot of illiteracy out there, and simple people and simple minds crave easy answers. Unfortunately it’s a complex world, and after 8 years of “W” it shouldn’t be a surprise that those simple people are out there, in droves. Now, if only the media, particularly MSNBC would stop giving her so much free publicity for her “platform” and her book, I think she really would eventually fade away!
While the previous comments have raised good points, I’m impressed with the rigor of your analysis. I’d have just left it at “She’s good looking and appeals to stupid people.”
If she looked like Janet Reno, her ass would have been out of the headlines a year ago no matter what stupid, right wing crap she spouted—except, of course, if she were male.
“I’d have just left it at ‘She’s good looking and appeals to stupid people.’”
And miss a chance to play the race card? Bite your tongue!
excellent analysis roger, thanks
She still has the older version of Gidget going on. Female with moxie in deep water who can be witty and sharp at times. Bold. But her xenophobia is seriously ugly. But confidence is very sexy to people. And she is attractive.
Also she talks from her “pig parent” .. a child ego state that masquerades as a parent ego state. It enthralls and probably people bond with her because their parents might have gone into that pig parent power and control mode, too.
When asked, her supporters had no idea, either. Some of the military police at Fort Bragg like her. I saw one picture where this guy had two copies of her book in his hand.
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“On November 20, 2009, Sarah Palin visited Columbus, OH as part of her book signing tour for “Going Rogue.” When her supporters were asked broad questions about why they why they thought she should be president, the responses were vague: She’s “real.” She’ll “stick up for America.” ”
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102×4158781
http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/93332889/Getty-Images-News
I somehwhat agree. But I don’t think it’s as simple as you make it out. There’s no mention here of the most important aspect of her appeal to evangelicals and fundamentalists.
Packaging has a lot to do with it, of course. Would Obama be prez if he wasn’t handsome and eloquent? But you left out the influence of her patron, the lesser Kristol and his neocon crew of practitioners of “the noble lie,” what I would call a carefully crafted myth.
Thanks, bluebutterfly @10, for bringing her supporters words to the discussion. That’s it right there.
That she is “real,” and will “stick up for America,” are both myths. It’s all PR, and by that I mean propaganda, as explicitly described by that industry’s founder, Edward Bernays.
And Sarah Palin is being marketed as the far-right’s embodiment of that “ism.” That’s why Jon Stewart doesn’t like her: when you peel back the layers, there’s no there there. She just spouts litanies of buzzwords and catch-phrases meant to push the hot buttons of their base.
What makes us think the same method of jacking electorates isn’t being used on us?
Sarah Palin is the “anti-Obama.” It’s a shrewd, cynical, perverted use of the power of myth, just as is being done by myth-makers on the Left. We were sold a candidate who doesn’t really exist. Noami Klein explained this brilliantly yesterday on Democracy Now!:
Everything said here by Klein applies equally well to both Obama and Palin. Sarah Palin is a stalking moose for the lesser Kristol’s neocon crew. I’m certain she is. And Obama? For whom is he a stalking horse? Goldman Sachs?
So while we are exposing Kristol’s pawn as a fraud, we should also take a good look at how we, too, are being jacked with carefully crafted myths.
The Palin phenomenon has “legs” so to speak, because she is hot. She has star quality. She seems bubbly- especially compared to all the dry mashed potato personalities of the political world. Her voice has a sharp piercing quality that seems to cut through the air. I’ve noticed that people who have distinctive, projecting voices tend to get listened to, especially if coming from a mindset of absolute certainty. It does’nt matter if WHAT they are saying is pure nonsense, people still listen.
Come on! Palin isn’t THAT good looking. Personally, I suspect that the popularity of Palin (and Beck, Hannity, and the rest) has more to with heavy use of drugs and alcohol in the ’80s and ’90s. Remember when the APA said 30% or something of the population was mentally ill based on drug use? That was the year Reagan got elected. Now, two decades later, all the worst dopers and drunks have been saved, inherited/stolen some money, found Jeezus, and think Palin is a moral and intellectual giant.
Clearly the stuff doesn’t affect your brain as long as you are a Gawd-feerin’ Republican.