(Picture courtesy of jessicafm at flickr.com.)
*No porcupines were harmed in the making of this post.*
While a lot of you immediately made the association with meatballs, I do occasionally encounter some one who got all the way through childhood without being served this dish. I was given it by a sister-in-law, and my kids were really fond of it, so this is one thing I think of when I grab up some ground meat.
This is so standard in my kitchen, I don’t use a recipe, but here’s one I looked up for you.
Original recipe makes 4 servings; Ingredients
- 1 pound ground beef
- 1/2 cup uncooked white rice
- 1/2 cup water
- 1/3 cup chopped onion
- 1 teaspoon salt
- 1/2 teaspoon celery salt
- 1/8 teaspoon garlic powder
- 1/8 teaspoon ground black pepper
- 1 (15 ounce) can tomato sauce
- 1 cup water, or more as needed
- 2 teaspoons Worcestershire sauce
- Directions
- Mix the ground beef, rice, 1/2 cup water, onion, salt, celery salt, garlic powder, and black pepper in a bowl. Roll the mixture into 12 meatballs.
- Heat a large skillet over medium-high heat and add the meatballs. Cook meatballs, turning occasionally, until evenly browned. Drain and discard any excess grease. Pour the tomato sauce, 1 cup water, and Worcestershire sauce into the skillet; reduce heat to medium-low. Cover and simmer until the meatballs are no longer pink in the center and the rice is tender, about 45 minutes. Stir in more water if the sauce becomes too dry.
Some veggies can be thrown into this dish, and it’s a complete meal. I had fresh chard from the garden with mine, yesterday.
While the recipe specifies beef, I do not see a difference between that and any other ground meat you may have on hand. Turkey is a lovely and lower cholesterol meat, and may be your preference.
I also use V-8 juice, even the spicy variety, and a splash of hot sauce or salsa if the mood strikes me.
(Picture courtesy of gander 178 at flickr.com.)





44 Comments

heh, i totally hate meatballs. i’m sure these are very fine. but for me, they are a reminder of a difficult time in my childhood, when my mother abandoned us to be in school (ok, she saw us twice a month and as a feminist i totally approve of her decision to be something other than a homemaker, but that’s what it felt like to my 5 yo self) and we had a housekeeper i hated utterly because she was mean to our dog. that housekeeper used to serve meatball and meatloaf dishes regularly, and wow did i come to hate them.
i love using V8 as a substitute for tomato product. if you’re in a hurry or need to lighten up a dish, it can be wonderful. and the ‘spicy’ is barely that and when cooked generally adds a nice bit of verve to cooked dishes.
Oh, dear, but the meatballs weren’t the problem. I used them a lot because they get veggies into your kids without asking for them to be rejected. And they are tasty, depending on ingredients. You might think well of them, since they aren’t macaroni and cheese.
G’Morning Ruth, Chidyke
Ruth, why do you call these meatballs porcupines? Curious me.
Some years back, a couple came over to play music with us. We had decided to have spaghetti together and the gal said she’d bring meatballs. What she brought over was some ground beef. I gave her a bowl and she started rolling the meat into balls. I asked her if she was going to add anything. Nope. Just meat. I thought it was weird, but hey, I put onions and celery in almost everything.
Thanks, Ruth.
The rice sticks out, must have reminded its kiddie diners of the spines on a porcupine. It’s the name I was introduced to them by, so comes with the territory.
Meatballs with no egg to hold them together? I suspect this was not a lady who learned to cook at her mom’s knee.
Wacky, huh? They were both a little odd.
I even add egg, onions, croutons to hamburgers.
This was a woman who told me she didn’t encounter Any changes during menopause. This from a woman who seriously needed to shave.
Yep, even cheese sometimes in the burgers. Best choice is cooking up onions and peppers and potatoes in the same pan, but then you need a large pan, or grill.
I have both, ha. I don’t have a lot, but, I do like to cook sometimes. :)
I Love porcupines! I haven’t had them in years. Thanks Ruth.
Funny, I hadn’t either, was emptying the freezer and had a large package of ground beef, it was meant to be!
I use Texas Pete’s hot sauce on meatloaf. Not much, just a bit mixed in with the glaze is enough to spice it up to my taste. *sigh*. I never cook anymore. It’s no fun and too much effort to cook just for myself.
I have two pounds of frozen ground beef that I was going to use in a meatloaf. I should get some ground pork to go with it so I can use it soon. Either that, or make some of these yummy sounding porcupines!
I just put a pot of water on to boil some eggs. I think I’m in the mood for Deviled Eggs.
Sounds like a plan. Some spice to anything makes me more interested. And cooking a full dish, putting part of it away for later, to my mind makes for healthy eating.
You’re right of course. I should try to think of it that way.
I’m about to start my traditional Sunday because-Leviticus-says-I-can’t bacon sandwich.
Good thinking. Sundays are the ideal day.
I did mine yesterday.
I’m on a buttercrunch lettuce kick right now. It’s just a little different. Like me.
I loves porky pines.
Putting some aside for you. It’s a good way to include everything you’re supposed to eat – painlessly.
Hey, Guy! Miss you.
Funny. Jeez, you guys are up early.
I vaguely remember hearing meatballs with rice called porcupines…but it wasn’t in my childhood home. We had the occasional meatballs-with-spaghetti, but my mom really never liked cooking much, didn’t see it as a chance to get creative.
Yes dear……fuck.
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I say “try a link,” ’cause my link to a lolcat failed. It’s not on the list of approved sites. Now, obviously Richard and Suzanne know how to include it, but my attempts failed, so only the link showed. I love the pic, so I left it that way. But the Big Cat Rescue link worked, and the embedded pic is gor-gee-ous.
Thanks – I actually didn’t call them porcupines when I gave them to my kids, but when I started thinking about making them remembered that’s where my own idea came from. Sure enough, lots of people online had them named that way.
My mom also was not some one who thought the kitchen could be fun, so I was a bit more imaginative on my own. (Some people are horrified when I tell about cooking spaghetti in ketsup, which she did.)
Spaghetti in ketchup! hahaha! Mine started out with Chef Boy-ar-dee. After that, I’m not sure. We also had mac and cheese long before it was available in a box, so I’m sure she made the sauce more or less from scratch, but not with the traditional white sauce plus cheese stirred in…I learned how to do that myself. Have no idea how she made it.
A sister in law thought making things with soups as the starter was elegance. Is there a cheese soup?
Just so you all know. Eating at Ruth’s was an after thought.
You know, I’m pretty sure there are cheese soups; sure I’ve seen recipes, but don’t believe I’ve ever eaten one.
Hey Spuds! How you doing? Aren’t you eating right since Ruth went home?
After I got out the good linen? (dish towels)
Oh, wait….I think I just got spuds’s meaning….
You think he eats right by choice?
Looking up cheese soup, of course, it’s a variant of potato soup, or one made in Wisconsin, with beer.
The sarcasm runs deep in this one.
Of course: Wisconsin: beer and cheese in everything.
Heh. Please, come and sit by me. (h/t to Alice Roosevelt Longworth)
What a great blast from the past! Just like mamma used to make – and I’d lost the recipe. :(
Thanks Ruth!
Thanks for letting me know, those things that were part of childhood are always a treat to rediscover. hope there’s a pan full in your future.
Cheese soups, dont use stringy type cheese like provolone or swiss. Cheddar and jack work well. Add grated slowly. Can work with anything you dream up.
Thanks, good advice. I like onion soup with stringy cheese, but it takes bread to make it work. The strong cheddars are good with most things, and would be my choice for soup.
Hello again Ruth,
I’m in for a simple ham and cheese on pumpernickle with spicy mustard, no mayo, one beer and a large kosher dill pickle for lunch.
WI Beer Cheese Soup
You were speaking of food from my neck of the woods, although getting a bowl of this served at the American Club will likely set you back about two weeks of groceries for two people, plus blowing the catfood budget for the tip. As long as its WI, Parmesan croutons to go with the cheese soup. That’ll be an extra charge.
I was given two pounds of fresh frozen, ground elk that needed an idea for preparation. Your offering today looks like it will fit nicely.
Oh, thanks, that looks like a good recipe. Maybe with not so expensive as craft beer, I suppose you could use the run of the mill beer for that? I must try and find out.
Yes, an elk sounds right, for the porcupines, all woodsy as it should be!
The soup recipe is as fancy as would likely be found anywhere, we’ve got about thirty craft brewers in the state, iirc, and even some of the best are reasonably priced.
Butter and heavy cream and milk and a pound and a half of cheese, 12-14 servings from that batch size, I’ll have to get out the calculator for calories per serving, later. 4oz per serving, maximum recommended doze is one serving a month? Probably not on the heart healthy list.
In for a penny, in for a pound, I guess, the craft beer it is. Do not think I’ll be eating a whole lot myself, though so far (knocks on wooden head) no heart problems.
Ouch, damn, ouch, crap, ouch, damn, ouch crap!
I guess Porcupine’s balls is an acquired taste.
This is one case where the female of the species is probably a better bet.
I believe you have a bit of confusion, resulting in a few contusions.