The Washington Post’s Deborah Howell has a long history of sending readers to the dictionary to determine whether the term "ombudsman" entails systematically perverting journalistic standards. But her column today (h/t Julia) proves again the problem is not the term but the fact Ms. Howells has no idea what it means.

Lamenting WaPo’s declining revenues and circulation, Ms. Howell notes the numerous complaints she receives from "conservative" readers that the WaPo is "too liberal." She then adds this fact-free observation:

(1) Neither the hard-core right nor left will ever be satisfied by Post coverage — and that’s as it should be. But it’s true that The Post, as well as much of the national news media, has written more stories and more favorable stories about Barack Obama than John McCain. Editors have their reasons for this, but conservatives are right that they often don’t see their views reflected enough in the news pages. . . .

The Post’s latest circulation losses were less than many large papers suffered, and business executives say the advertising downturn has more to do with the economy than with political coverage. That said, the imbalance still needs to be corrected.

It seems we imagined all those stories about Reverend Wright and Bill Ayers, about Obama’s presumptuousness and elitism and Michelle’s disloyalty and all of the media’s endless repetition of McCain/Palin lies about Obama’s tax plans, the insinuations about his being an alien, unAmerican, a Muslim, a radical, a terrorist sympathizer, a socialist (no! communist!), and in general a threat to the American way of life and civilization as we know it.

If the WaPo pushed back against the McCain-Palin statements and determined they were lies/distortions or vicious smears and innuendo, do those count as anti-McCain stories?

I just watched a McCain stump speech in Virginia, and virtually every sentence was a misrepresentation, a lie, a smear, a sneer, an insult, fear mongering or an insinuation about Obama’s patriotism. How would Ms. Howell want the WaPo to report this? Does she agree with Sarah Palin that any WaPo criticism of such dishonesty violates McCain’s/Palin’s 1st Amendment rights to free speech?

Shorter Li’l Debbie: "Truth and reality have a well know liberal bias. We should correct this by shilling for McCain, lying more and validating right wing fantasy land."