For those who are fascinated by watching slow motion train wrecks, the Obama White House is giving a demonstration. The trick is to pretend the other side wants to play a nice game with fair rules and not to notice while they’re destroying you.

Lesson No. 45,783 consists of the predictable Republican Response to Obama’s invitation to have a civilized discussion of health care reform options.

As I understand Obama’s proposal, our side, ineptly represented by people who don’t really represent us or what they promised and we wanted, and their side, ably represented by unprincipled barbarians, will meet at the White House, discuss the merits of Joe Lieberman’s ideas to, uh, "save" the city and the barbarians’ ideas to ransack it. Then Congress will vote on something between what we didn’t want and what the barbarians demand, and both sides will take the result to the American people.

Sounds very democratic, and very stupid.

The Republican/barbarian response, demanding the White House unilaterally abandon the Congressional health reform plans already passed and promise not to use the Democratic majority to pass anything, is equivalent to demanding that the besieged White House lower the drawbridge, drain the moat and invite the invading hordes into the city. Now that’s audacity of hope!

The White House press secretary promptly put out a statement saying, the WH doesn’t want to give up on the idea of saving the city, but it will think about it. [Update III: From Sam Stein, it's now "no." Good.]

For those of you who don’t understand multi- or non-dimensional chess, this is how it works.

Obama offers to sit down and play chess.
The Republicans bring a sledge hammer down on the table; there will be no rules except force, they say.
Obama again offers to sit down and play chess.
Republicans say Obama is coddling terrorists.
Obama again offers to sit down and play chess.
Republicans threaten to kill the jobs bills.
Obama offers to sit down and play checkers, he takes black, starts with only two pieces.
Republicans threaten to kill financial reform.
Obama suggests a game of hopscotch.
Republicans throw the chalk in the river, vote "no" on funding sidewalks.
Obama . . .

Dear Mr. President: Your Administration and the whole concept of government acting in the public interest are under siege from a mob of barbarians. They’re at war with you and with us. If you can only think in chess terms, they want your castle, they want to capture your Queen, kill your knights, imprison your bishops and topple the King. They’re willing to kill all of your pawns and all of theirs too, to win. They will show no mercy.

You need to fight them for chris’ sake, for your sake, and ours. If you won’t fight them, then get out of the way. Because no truly democratic people can tolerate a leader who’s not willing to defend the country from a barbarian invasion.

More:
The Hill, Republicans, health care advocates have dim hopes for healthcare summit

Seminal/Jason Rosenbaum, What will Republicans bring to the summit except No?

Update II:
Greg Sargent, The Republicans are coming! The Republicans are coming!

Update: Hello?
Plumbline/Greg Sargent, Obama Rebukes Boehner . . . Charges GOP wants to kill his initiatives