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The nation’s stupidest woman ever to be a national party’s VP candidate tried to explain why it was that Massachusetts’ Republican Senator Scott Brown would use the leverage Senate Democrats give to the 60th vote to water down and corrupt otherwise useful legislation — by, for example, exempting campaign donors with rich hedge funds from financial regulation.
I thought the simple answer was, "because he’s corrupt and he can." But the Boston Globe informs me that Sarah Palin, who can see her yard from her back porch and thinks it’s Russia, has a better explanation. Those New England unpatriots just aren’t constitutionally conservative enough to protect the Republic:
Palin, in an interview on Fox Business Network, was asked whether the Massachusetts Republican was “on notice” for siding with Democrats on several key votes.
“Well, you know, take the consideration, though, that that’s Massachusetts,” Palin said. “Perhaps they’re not going to look for such a hard-core constitutional conservative there, and they’re going to put up with Scott Brown and some of the antics there.”
“But up here in Alaska, and so many places in the US where we have a pioneering, independent spirit, and we have an expectation that our representatives in D.C. will respect the will of the people and the intelligence of the people,” she added. “Well, up here, we wouldn’t stand for that.”
Oh.
Now, I’m biased. I think my Senator has shown himself to be little more than an unprincipled opportunist who’s at least smart enough to know when Harry Reid is offering to make him King for a Day. He’ll take the crown, screw up the bill and the public and pose for cameras.
But otherwise, I guess we’re all just a bunch of wimps up here, even the center folds. It’s a Masschusetts thing, because we just don’t understand that "pioneering, independent spirit."
I’ll bet Palin thinks if it had been left up to those non-independent wimps in MA to start a war with the British back in 1775, it never would have happened. I guess that makes Republicans Tories. Tea, anyone?
Stupidest woman outside of Minnesota.
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The alleged almost Beauty Queen disses the Pin-up boy?
Cat fight!
I second that emotion!! You betcha!
What is this, high school?
I’m guessing that thinking rarely happens.
Funny, it reminded me of a playground rhyme from 1st grade:
Tick tock, the game is locked, no one can play but us 3.
I continue to be amazed at how Palin can push the buttons of our side. You would think we would want her to succeed, at least to the point of obtaining a nomination. Wouldn’t she be easy to beat?
It is frightening to think of her in a position where she might have even a small chance to win. That’s too big a risk for this Nation.
With Palin, it is always…nahnah nahnah…got you first…I can’t hear you…infinity.
But it isn’t high school when a totally mindless twit can pull down millions for spewing pablum in the guise of rational thought…but amerikans sure do love them some ‘deep thinkrs’….
Oh, she pushes buttons, all right. Every time she opens her moose hole. The stupid, it burns. And, just knowing that she’s speaking with Glen Beck this weekend just makes us even more sensitive to her wackadoody mind and mouth. It’s okay with you that we call out her stuff, isn’t it?
As an Oregonian who’s spent a fair bit of time in the North East I can tell you, “You just don’t understand that pioneering, independent spirit.” But it doesn’t make you wimps, it just makes you stodgy and stubborn. :-)
Those wimpy Minutemen! They only had the balls to stand up to the best trained soldiers of their day. Now, if only they had hunted wolves from airplanes then Sarah would respect them.
Fixed it.
u sd it. lets nt b hr frnd anymor. k?
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Bob Naman is an analytical chemist with almost 30 years in the field, based in Mobile, Alabama. When WKRG News 5 gave Naman samples of water from the Gulf of Mexico, Naman found oil contamination, and one of his samples actually exploded during testing due – he believes – to the presence of methane gas or Corexit, the dispersant that BP has been using in the Gulf:
http://www.washingtonsblog.com/2010/08/chemist-mercenaries-hired-by-bp-are-now.html
It is obviously OK with me that she gets called out. My point is that all she has to do to dominate the news cycle is to make a few comments, and we chase her like a rabbit in the backyard. There is only so much oxygen in the air, and we waste it on her when there are other issues that should push her out of the limelight. It is like we have no control over our responses.
The question is not about Sarah Palin, but who is backing her and why. My dachshund, Lizzy, can roll over and play dead much better than Sarah Palin can. So why wouldn’t the GOP powerbrokers want a real brain in a real body up there, instead of, as Bill Mahr put it, “Some spokesmodel from the Car Show?”
The answer: She’ll do whatever they tell her. She’s utterly owned. My guess is, although I can’t quite prove it yet, is that her puppet strings reach all the way up to the deepest darkest recesses of those think tanks funded in the Classified/Top Secret section of the Defense Budget.
She probably takes dictation to write those notes on her hand, but it ain’t from Professor Moriarity. She isn’t even allowed to know who tells the one who tells the one who tells her what to do, think, and say.
But she’s fine with that. She just wants to be “a leader.” Forget all that cloak and dagger shit. “Let me get out there and MOVE THE CROWD!”
And as Brando says to Vivien Leigh in ACT III of Streetcar, “You know what I say to that, Blanche? HA HA! You hear me? HA HA HA!”
This woman is breathtakingly, spectacularly, uncompromisingly stupid. Will she be showering her mental prowess over the minions at Beck’s “I have a Sideshow” Klan rally on Saturday?
Two words: Dan Quayle.
BP…the gift that keeps on killin! Freakin asshats!
She makes Quayle look like Einstein, and Quayle is dumber than a bag of hammers.
she breeds too
send her condoms…………..puleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
Perhaps that might have something to do with the folks who push much of her drivel on the tube, day in day out…I would love to have some real control over those messengers..they would be gone, and not by switching the channel…I don’t watch the box!
they are killing the magnificent creatures of the ocean
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NEVER FORGIVE or forget
She IS like Blanch isn’t she? Living off the kindness of strangers. People who think like she does makes me wonder, what if there is an afterlife? Boy, will she ever be surprised at what her judgement might be. Talking out of my too hot butt, again I suppose.
Amen to that…sigh!
Palin’s thoughts are like a Wakefield knuckleball-you never know where they are going until they reach the plate, and even then they don’t make sense.
Bingo! Why is this creature dominating the airwaves/media? She has nothing “original” to say. Clearly the PTB have determined (and did so long before sticking her with Grumpy McCan’t) that she’s a good shill. It’s also quite obvious that Babble Spice will do anything for a buck. Anything.
I guess the PTB don’t like Scott Brown… didn’t he vote once or twice in the interests of the voters?? Can’t have that!
One of the things I hate most about
is that most of them are dependent on the hardworking taxpayers of the very states that they feel superior to and put down. Massachusetts, NY, NJ, California, et al.
Well as one of those who have been carrying water for those pioneering independent spirits who can’t support themselves let me put this as kindly as I can. “Shut up, and shut up your Stupid Cow. You can tell us how to live and what to think when you can support yourself and your state. Until then, get your hands out of my pockets and your opinion out of my face.”
The cold hard facts, as I see them, are thus….
Teabaggers and their ilk hate themselves and those like them. They seek to control a chaotic, uncontrollable existence, they fear a death they don’t understand, their respective families are a cauldron of outwardly directed inner miseries, love, an illusion that some covet, some fear, others avoid with great passion. The engine of their existence is fueled by their illusion that anything matters. So why does it all seem to make some sense to them? Therein lays the capacity of their intellect to create a reality independent of us. But ultimately, it’s a lonely road they follow.
The road has been in a sorry state of disrepair for quite some time. The bridge they crossed, built by diabolical forces out to fleece them or worse (Beck, Faux, WSJ, etc..) eventually leads to what appears as a sun blasted lifeless desolate tract out in the middle of nothing (Ask yourselves: Are you sure this is the way?). At the very least it would take quite a bit of effort to get back to where they were, but many of them won’t admit that where they were is a sizable hobo camp inhabiting its forlorn and forgotten shell. The Caltrans worker (insert your own metaphor here) they passed days ago warned them that the road ahead is in a dreadful condition as well, or at least that’s what they thought he said, as it was filtered through a formidable chunk of a puffy sickly sweet jelly doughnut confection crammed down his gibbering maw with suicidal abandon, unaware of the lurking type II diabetes about to cap his ass. The moral of this sad story? Try not to worry about the various potholes of life’s deceits, nor the road-kill that’s the price you must pay to play. Ah, but the play’s the thing, wouldn’t you agree?
Gas is a small price to pay for the high fiber diet of a life closely examined. Sometimes the pressure becomes too much to hold back as it attempts to escape in a barrage of intellectual rationalizations or hastily constructed straw men, and they are left with little choice but to try and find a response to the unanswered question, a joyous but cacophonous fanfare from the common miscreant. Everybody by now has been warned or notified of the folly of listening to such authoritative idiots that, say, a station like Faux can scrape out of the intellectual trashcan, but it’s all for naught as they are constantly thrown off kilter with every new geyser-like revelation.
So they plug along, equally puzzled by where they’re going and the eternal battle with the con inside, seeking freedom from all external constraints on their behavior. The fear of being overwhelmed by the reality of our world as it is and not one some scheming shyster foisted as an extra heaping helping of mis-placed guilt, inserting severe limits on their normal exercise of desire, need, and discovery. Afraid to move forward, fearful and preoccupied by a past that only exists in some failed shock jock’s fevered but limited imagination, their uneasy self-hate is a way of generating and then explaining their perpetual sense of being downtrodden and defeated in life. When one gets chopped off at the knees by fate, it’s easy to feel defeated, which I guess is better than be fetid.
She’s so stupid they should call her Stupid Sarah Stupid!
No, seriously, it feels good to call her stupid (god knows we Progressives need a way to release this feeling of being ineffectual boobs.)
Case in point: this cruel post from Australia of all places:
Impaling Sarah Palin – Janet Albrechtsen Blog | The Australian
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There is nothing more comical or constant than the apoplectic Left when caught off guard. Within hours of Sarah Palin’s nomination as McCain’s running mate, the left wing intelligentsia sharpened their nails. Anger, disbelief, panic and pure snobbery fuelled their scorn for Palin. Anger and disbelief that McCain surprised them with an unheard of woman from Alaska. Panic that this 44-year-old woman was stealing Barack Obama’s limelight, dramatically transforming the political dynamics so close to the November presidential election. And snobbish elitism that a self-declared “hockey mom†with five children should dare to aspire to high office, and even worse, that she could possibly speak to Americans. Quelle horreur.
http://blogs.theaustralian.news.com.au/janetalbrechtsen/index.php/theaustralian/comments/impaling_sarah_palin
The way i see things we can suffer the, death of a thousand cuts, under Obama and the dems or we can help elect Palin in 2012 and die a quick if painfull death.